One bottle of good booze, four new games from the Steam summer sale, and five days off work. MFW8yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW work kinda sucked yesterday but in the middle of the shift my partner and I decide to go to the animal shelter and pet all the cats7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When you lose enough weight to just barely fit into your old skinny clothes7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
MRW my job only stocks one-ply, seemingly bark based, toilet paper.9yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When I have to train a bunch of 18 year old interns at my job7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Do they make these for people? They should make these for people...7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
When you put your earbuds in and they STILL don't take the fucking hint7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
We are all one conciousness, experiencing iself subjectively, so my communication skills are excellent.7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
After attachment the sperm secretes a special enzyme to penetrate the ovum's tough outer membrane. Fertilization is now complete.7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
The day after you run out of toilet paper the first time you live alone7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
December taught me a very expensive lesson. Just bought my HODL mobile and I'm strapped in for long haul.6yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/Ripple
The Eurasian Red Squirrel is the only known Earth animal capable of using The Force7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
It's natural and beautiful and those little bones are stupid expensive7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
[7/29] TrollYMovieNight: Professional “Businessmen” Edition!7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When I finally give in, listen to our TrollX sisters, and download Neko Atsume.8yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Started binge watching Parks and Recreation since it's over now. Only on the first couple episodes of season 4 and I'm like:8yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW, after a particularly long 24hr shift, I smack my cat who's purr-nuzzling me while I'm trying to pass out on the couch.9yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW a 16 year old I was talking to used the phrase back in your generation. ...I'm 30.8yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW going back to r/All now that I know we can filter subreddits8yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I'm not looking for anything serious right now. Yeah, me neither...6yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
MRW my new job pays $1k less per year BUT includes a FREE $8k per year, full coverage, health insurance plan and I had to pay for that at my last job. Government job ftw!9yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
So I took a page from our TrollX sisters and got myself some chocolate wine! Properly chilled it's like drinking a candy bar!8yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
That one old motherfucker in every office who does everything at their own pace7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it.7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Kickin' it to the kittens on the corners, in the alleys. Throw your paws in the air.7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
A year ago I would have squished this little bro. Now, thanks to you guys, he's living safely on my ceiling and getting fat on gnats.9yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/spiderbro
TrollXMovieNight: Cyborgs, Time Travel, and Time Traveling Cyborgs!8yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Nothing to report... just wanted to share a pic of my cats fuzzy belly.9yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
From each according to his ability, to each according to his need7yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
TrollXMovieNight: Stuff blowing up and ladies kicking ass!9yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
TrollXMovieNight: Cyborgs, Time Travel, and Time Traveling Cyborgs!8yr ⋅ Irrefutably_Mortal ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
