Were the Vultaum on to something? Could the galaxy really only be 7 years old?1yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Final Stretch Of Hyper-Relay Expressway Delayed As Caravaneers Refuse To Move2yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
NIPS: UNE scientist breaks galactic speed records during routine transfer between ships3yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Health Authority Relaxes Stringent Eye Safety Standards, Approves New Colors For Public Use2yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
New evidence shows the Vultaum believed the galaxy to be a computer simulation run by an omnipotent teenager. What do you think?2yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
I see your German CockShroom, Bourgeoisie Bug, Flamboyant Fox and Soviet Snail, and raise you one Papal Plantoid4yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Stellaris
Area Official Red-Faced After Spelling Error Leads To Purchase Of Erotic Gases2yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: Zro production on the planet of Arrakis has been thrown into disarray following a change in local refinery ownership. What do you think?2yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Tech Giant Unveils New Sapient Smartphone That Feels Just As Anxious As Its Users3yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: This week has seen the formation of the Galactic Community. What do you think?4yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: The Galactic Community has announced plans to re-train envoys as spies. What do you think?3yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
News: Dramatic Rise in Workplace-Related Injuries Following Opening of New Aquatic Deck on Interstellar Assembly2yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
NIPS: The Unbidden-led Galactic Council reassures the galaxy there is no Unbidden invasion, stating we have dismissed that claim.3yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Whistleblower States Galactic Community Concealing Evidence That Aliens Exist9mo ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
NIPS: Emerging from his morning shower, the Odranka Union's leader realized all too late that he had forgotten to modify the privacy settings on the federation shared sensor link3yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
NIPS: Locals Disturbed to Find Lithoid Rock & Roll Festival Actually Primitive Mass Mating Ritual4yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
NIPS: Insomniac ring world resident struggling with perpetual sunlight encouraged to try sleep hygiene techniques3yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Xenonion U-Poll: A mammalian diplomat has kidnapped and eaten a plantoid colleague, causing a political crisis known as 'The Nibbling'. What do you think?5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Stellaris
U-Poll: Lithoid species have been welcomed into the galactic community. What do you think?4yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: This year's Black Friday broke galactic sale records. What do you think?4yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Looking to meet the xeno of your dreams? Introducing Xenonion Dating, powered by XenoCompatibility4yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: Healthcare campaign criticized for being inappropriately focused on reproduction5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
NIPS: Fallen Empire rejects UNE president's offer to purchase sacred Holy World5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Sponsored: Parabox Interactive presents a brand new expansion for Universe Universalis IV; Hearts of Crusaders 2: Imperate This5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Promo: 150 sexy Blorg singletons, 1 unforgettable entangled mess of pulsating fungoid bodies... welcome to Blorg Love Island!5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
NIPS: Area empire confident L-Gate safe to open, scientist states it's not like hundreds of Ether Drakes are going to come pouring out or anything5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
NIPS: Area synthetic immediately regrets becoming self aware after experiencing existential crisis5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
NIPS: Area empire upgrades powerful ancient 'Grand Herald' Titan-class ship into formidable orbital shopping mall5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Sponsored: Have you considered converting to The Church of the Worm? #ItLovesUs #WhatWasWillBe5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: Arrival of psionic avatar brings end to devastating 100-year long war6yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: Castalan Empire revokes all sector autonomy following lengthy period of indiscriminate farm building6yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
NIPs: UNE footballer inadvertently impaled during tackle against arthropod in Galactic Cup6yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Sponsored: XenoCompatibility - Because love is universal, even if it sometimes requires awkward rotations to make a connection.5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Economy: Xenonion News publicly listed as megacorporation; states it's definitely not using orbital mind control satellites to force viewers to buy safe, high-yielding shares5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: Leaked UNE intel suggests neighbouring arachnids may launch asteroids at Earth6yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: Asteroid on course to impact primitive species' homeworld, Asuri warships move to intercept it6yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: Tileblocker levels have fallen to a record low, and it's estimated that none are likely to remain by 2300. What do you think?6yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Black Hole: This Molluscoid Who Tried To Run An Empire Is Literally All Of Us5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
NIPS: The human capital of Ulm launches a 'Wish You Were Here!' tourist campaign6yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: Pharmaceutical company announces plans to develop Javorian Pox-based moisturizer cream5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: A new faction has formed in the United Nations of Earth, the 'Flat Earth Society'6yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
NIPS: On this day in 2220, the UNE launched its first private colony ship, the UNESS Verizon Wireless5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: Wormholes and warp set to be axed in controversial new galactic transport overhaul7yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Affiliate [KXNO3 Mars]: Everyone in Dome 7 almost died again after critical power failure; engineer dancing to Marsvision blamed5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Affiliate [KXNO3 Mars]: Area colonist arrested after performing lewd act on triboelectric scrubber5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Affiliate [KXNO3 Mars]: Martian-born boy discovered trapped down Mohole Mine by plucky LASS-13 drone5yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: Empire revokes sector autonomy after spate of inappropriate farm construction7yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Sponsored: Earthport - the galaxy's most connected starport just got more connected.6yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: Ten new humanoid species set to join the galactic community in the coming weeks6yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
Sponsored: The UNE could allow TeleShroud to charge you for accessing the Shroud. Do your part. Save the coven!6yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: UNE president Jeffrey Rossario issues stark warning to the Commonwealth of Man; comply or face total destruction.7yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
U-Poll: Commonwealth of Man develops long-range missiles which could target UNE core worlds7yr ⋅ ipser ⋅ r/Xenonion
