Two plus two is four, two plus two is four, two plus two is four...5yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello. I'm Dr. Stupid. I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead.7yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm trying to watch the Super Bowl. If people don't support this thing, it might not make it.6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You can't argue with the little things. It's the little things that make up life.5yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I gave you a plate of corn muffins to paint my chicken coop and you never did it!7yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
'Little Jamshed, the store is in your hands.' 'How I've waited for this day.'5yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I put Homer to bed, Abe, and now I'm going out. It could be a late night. I'm meeting my destiny.6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I love you. Will you marry me, Marge? You mean, I'm gonna be a daddy? I hope we'll always be together, together, together... together?5yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The train has been temporarily delayed because of a discarded couch on the tracks.6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a might peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?7yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
MFW I should be resisting this, but I'm paralyzed with rage and island rhythms.6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax: a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, McGarnagle... Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.7yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Can anyone identify this Shoemaker-looking fellow? Is he a coach or something else?3yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/Torontobluejays
That's my old Smith & Wesson. If you're gonna play with it, be careful cause it's loaded.6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
So IF we don't all vote the same way, we'll be DEADLOCKED and have to be SEQUESTERED in the Springfield Palace Hotel.6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I am Clin-ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication.6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.7yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
♪ Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun... ♪5yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Don't worry, Mr. Simpson, I got a foolproof strategy to get you of here: surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last. I'm telling you, the judge won't know what hit him.6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Perk up, Prendergast. Profoundly pressing power plant profit projections for Pete Porter in Pasadena.6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Grandma, this is my friend Craig. Friend? You mean you two aren't knocking boots?6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, sure, the Frinkiac 7 looks impressive- don't touch it!- but I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.5yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby?7yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchis. Isn't it true you're really an Indian?5yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Professor Lawrence Pierce of the University of Chicago writes: 'I think Homer gets stupider every year.'6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, son, I’m glad to see you. I went for the morning paper and I got lost and-6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This house was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and was the setting of satanic rituals, witch-burnings and five John Denver Christmas specials.6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield in the great state of-5yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
♪ Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang, walla-walla-bing-bang, ooh-eee ooh-ah-ah, walla-bing-bang ting-ting too... ♪6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I wish more students had agreed to these electronic tracking implants. We only had one volunteer.6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The incessant beep of the global positioning system is all the companionship I need.6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies, but as Gabbo would say, I'm a bad wittle boy.6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I come from yet another distant future where gun violence has destroyed the very Earth itself!6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I think you should be ashamed. Toying with a human life for TV ratings.5yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Four out of five, Simpson, impressive- but you missed your last target. Did I?6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Springfield cops are on the take, but what do you expect for the money we make?6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Want your coffee black, do you?! Black like your heart?! It's so hard for me to listen to you! I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!6yr ⋅ IOwnTheSpire ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
