After Altuve’s home run last night, I got so excited that I jumped in the air, hit my head on a doorframe, and gave myself a concussion and need 5 staples in my head. Overall, good day, Astros won.4yr ⋅ inthetrashnow ⋅ r/Astros
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Since our boys enter the ALDS tomorrow, I figured I’d share a photo of me losing my damn mind with my dad after 2017’s World Series Game 5. Almost a year later, I don’t have words to describe my emotions that night. It was the best day of my life.5yr ⋅ inthetrashnow ⋅ r/Astros