[S4E5 Spoilers] I asked my friend how far she had made it through the new season, and she sent me this picture.6yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/blackmirror
MRW I get a text message from the girl who kicked my heart in the ass, saying that she's sorry and she wants me back.8yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
This is the TrollX-iest gif I have ever seen, may you all get as much use out of this as I have.8yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW the cute girl at the checkout counter of the grocery store compliments my muscles. This has never happened to me before.9yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I turn 25 today. MRW I'm at lunch with all of my cousins and their spouses and they ambush me with questions about why I don't have a girlfriend and tell me that I'm going to be lonely if I don't find a wife soon.9yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Did I miss the Harry Potter karma train? Because I was pretty damn proud of this.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/Tinder
“I could never root for Harden! He is DESTROYING the game of basketball!”6yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/rockets
MRW the LSAT is a week away, I've been studying for months, and somebody makes a joke about me forgetting everything on the day of the test.9yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I get a long text message from my ex from four years ago, telling me that her boyfriend of three years made her unfriend me on facebook recently and that she's sorry about that.9yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I've been on reddit for a year, and my top post is in this subreddit. Love y'all.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Everyone in this sub right now watching the Harden crossover on one side of the screen, and streaming the game on the other side.6yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/rockets
MRW the girls in TrollX say that they just want a handsome man to sing Disney songs with.8yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Rory’s front nine has me wondering how early I can start adding an ingredient to my coffee.5yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/golf
MRW I go on a date with a girl I've had a crush on since college, we had a great time, and she wants to go out again as soon as possible.9yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my cute neighbor says hello to me in the hallway, and I respond with Howdy!7yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Me at Christmas, after my cousin asks if family gatherings are depressing now since I'm the only cousin of nine who isn't married.6yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I know the answer to a pub trivia bonus before the question is even asked (based on an extremely vague hint), I win the bonus before the host is done asking the question, and she asks me how the hell I knew what it would be.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
In honor of that guy’s 32 at New Donk City, here’s my 29 at New Donk City.1yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/golf
I told my coworkers yesterday that my report was getting sent out at 11 this morning with or without their updates. MFW when I'm walking by a consistently inconsiderate coworker at noon and he says if you wanted it by 11, you should have said something!10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Didn't realize how well the sneakers matched the rest of the set.6yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/mechanicalheadpens
MRW I close my tab last night and the very attractive bartender left her number on the receipt.9yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I spend weeks making my Hawkeye from the comic books costume perfect, and everyone keeps asking me if I'm someone from the Hunger Games.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
FWR is mad that a black actress is playing a previously-white love interest because to him black people are sexually a different species5yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/FragileWhiteRedditor
New to the keyboard game, but digging the clack so far and already scoping out an upgrade. (Hopefully to something as bulletproof/reliable as my daily pen and headphones.)6yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/mechanicalheadpens
MRW I'm a little tipsy and my usual bartender says I've got something I think you'd like and proceeds to use a bunch of liquor I never order in a drink that looks frighteningly similar to motor oil.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my ex gets invited last minute to our Fourth of July plans, and then texts me saying, It's totally fine if you want to come, too.8yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I go on a date with a gorgeous, tall woman that I met last week, and she wants to make out.8yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I start a conversation with my gorgeous neighbor that I always see at the gym, and she says that we need to have dinner sometime soon.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I GOT A 174 ON MY LSAT! HOLY COW BOYS, I'M GOING TO LAW SCHOOL.9yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW an ex contacts me out of the blue, then mentions a few days later that she heard I might be going to law school out near her and we should grab a coffee next time I'm in town.8yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Finally got to see the Revenant last night in a nearly empty theater. MRW two women in their forties sit directly behind me and talk/giggle throughout the entire movie.8yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I've been practicing Taekwondo for almost twenty years, then I decided to try my hand at boxing. This is how I feel ten days into daily workouts.9yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/trollfitness
MRW someone posts on my facebook that the Governor of Texas made a good decision by keeping Syrian refugees out, because they're probably terrorists.9yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Just posted a picture of some of the manliest men in history in another sub, and thought that my Troll brethren would enjoy them as well. Here are the Sappers of the French Foreign Legion marching with their ceremonial axes.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm at the bar with a couple of coworkers, and a girl casually mentions that she had a sex dream about one of us.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW a girl I went on a few dates is getting in the car to move across the country, we talked about how neither of us wanted a LDR, and as she closes the door she says I'm just really excited to be your girlfriend.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
To everyone offering military help to France in her time of need: I think these French Foreign Legionnaires, and their axes, have got it covered. Marche ou creve!10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/MURICA
MRW when I logged in this morning and saw the en-bro-achment.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you match with a gorgeous girl on Tinder, and then you realize she isn't a bot.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW two girls I was hanging out with at a bar leave as soon as I buy them drinks, then when I get home my ex sends me a drunk snap telling me that my beard is ugly.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I walk into the bathroom at work and realize it's completely empty.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW hockey season starts today, but the closest NHL team is five hours away and my city's AHL team moved to Iowa.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
M (Grandma's) RW I stop by their house for supper after Mass and my cousin and I start arguing about something.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I realize that the smart, funny girl giving me a tour of the law school wanted me to ask for her phone number, but I'm already in my car and I'm late to meet a friend for lunch.9yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Checking in at Camden from Section 87. Let's get this damn game going!7yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/Astros
Moving back in with my parents until I find a new job. This is my general state of mind.9yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I read that in the new Fantastic Four movie, my favorite villain Dr. Doom has been changed to Victor Domashev (not Von Doom), a hacker who goes by the name Doom on the internet.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm watching a movie with some friends and two guys start watching extremely loud vines during the movie.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I just found out that you can buy food on Amazon. MR(in two days)W all of my food arrives.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Saw this beautiful machine on campus yesterday. Is it one of y'all's?11yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/firefly
HIFW a gorgeous girl I matched with on Tinder tells me she thinks we'd be good together except she's getting back together with her boyfriend.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I realize that all of my friends are married or engaged, I don't even know any single women in this city, and I have no idea how to meet people outside of my social circle because I have no free time.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
The flag I made for Quebexas, or the Union of North American Secession. (x-post /r/AskReddit)10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/vexillology
This girl I went on a date with won't accept that I don't want to go on a second one, so I told her I wasn't feeling well and went to the bars with some friends. MRW I run into her later that night on a date with a different guy.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I realize that the cute girl next to me in line at the bagel shop this morning was flirting with me.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MR(back in April)W I found out the girl I was seeing had a boyfriend, that he is deployed, and that a friend who served with him says he's an awesome guy. I still feel like shit.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW a coworker using the urinal simultaneously farts, pisses, blows a snot rocket into the toilet, and hocks a loogie while I'm sitting on the toilet a few feet away.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW Benedict Cumberbatch is repeatedly cast as cerebral, somewhat otherwordly, yet arrogant characters in franchises that I love.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm trying to convince my coworkers that Bastille Day is actually really cool even though we're not French.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Got laid off today from my first job out of college (thanks, oil prices). I'm not sure what to do now, but it's ten in the morning and I'm drinking whiskey.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW when I wear new shoes to work for the first time, and a cute coworker notices and compliments them.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Hey Mavs fans, I got drunk and used MS Paint to make this in response to someone who called the gamewinner Tha Carter III. Figured some of you might like it. This Rockets fan is pulling for y'all to finish the upset.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/Mavericks
MRW a coworker says that The World is Not Enough is his favorite Bond film.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My mom got me a movie I already had for Christmas, so she told me to go order a different one on Amazon and ship it to myself. MRW I have no idea what to get and Amazon suggests four movies in wildly different genres.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my coworkers ask me why I bought a new Corolla S instead of a cheaper, barely used BMW M3.10yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
After ten years riding my dad's Raleigh from the 70s, I finally upgraded to a Trek 1.5. Meet my new bike, the Enterprise! [New Bike Day]11yr ⋅ IntendoPrinceps ⋅ r/bicycling
