I'm thinking I need this made into a t-shirt.

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Is he saying 'We have caller ID'? Is he saying 'Next time you kidnap Roger, don't use your cell phone'? Is that his message to you?

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Uhhhh. I found this in my makeup case. I'm honestly not sure how it got there. I'm scared. Am I going to start snagging Karens into my downline?? Is it already too late? Am I infected??

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It's about that time of the week.

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[MM] Final stretch to 100 percent! I'm so ready for this moon to fall. XD

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I'll never have my shit together as much as Lahey did when he finally got control over the liquor.

4yr ⋅

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*exhales sharply* That cut crease!

4yr ⋅

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Gonna tell my kids this was The Phantom of the Opera.

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Snot, Barry, Toshi and Steve! If I like the girl, who cares who you like?

1yr ⋅

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I uh...

4yr ⋅

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It's so delightful to me that they have spider lash fake glasses.

4yr ⋅

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This had to go through what I assume were numerous marketing professionals. Oi vey.

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