Love, honor, and obey Orgasmo

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Star Wars is for everyone

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Would fight God for half a bagel

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Bondnonymous

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But like, plain mashed potatoes

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Next year - everyone's gift is going in a shell

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Doing our makeup, or warding off creepers?

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Warn me!

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MRW it's 4:29 on Friday

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If you can't handle me at my worst...maybe I should work on that

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My abusive dad loved using this one

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Halfway > No way

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That's cold

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*Draws hand with 6 fingers*

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Jesus take the lap bar

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All. The. Time.

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Context

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Wholesome Tumblr

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Garter belt gripes

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I am occasionally all of these

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How about muhguh?

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Love

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Found on the tweeter

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Gatekeeping fatherhood

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Recycled lines

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Me IRL

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Happy little bee

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Me IRL

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When the dash comes together

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