If you hit this, I might think about contesting the next one -- Draymond to Harkless from Warriors Twitter7yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/nba
Showed my grandpa some shells I found. I've never felt so much like a bitch.10yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When my way-too-drunk-last-night friend asks me about the girl he went home with.11yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm quitting my job on Friday. So when my boss told me that he is scheduling me for back to back shifts Sunday night and Monday morning, I said...9yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
JUST got an email saying Check out your friend's new profile picture on MySpace11yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This is how we cut spinach (saag) in a Punjabi home. Memmories of vilage-life in India :)11yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/pics
America The Beautiful was written in English and should only be sung in English...11yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The little cousins' reaction when I cheat at freeze tag muhuhuhahahaha!11yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After hearing all these people saying they're going to elect someone new to Congress next election.11yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So my sister bought her friend a Tamagotchi for her birthday last week...10yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Leaving space between me and the car in front of me is not an invitation to cut me off and then flip me off.11yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
See cute girl for third time today when she comes into my store. I can't believe my word-choice.10yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Every time I get bored with Reddit, I think this. And it almost feels like an accomplishment...10yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I hope you never understand what it feels like to shit and vomit at the same time. What a roller-coaster.10yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing all these posts about how white guys don't get enough breaks in America and how it's unfair.11yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After reading the Whites Only Microwave and Water Fountain story about a goddamn cotton gin.10yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The girl that I'm sleeping with has a dog. I had to say this to him during sex today.10yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If you're in Thailand, and the hooker you just picked up is the hottest girl you've seen in years and still very affordable...11yr ⋅ inmyrhyme ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
