🎶My vaccine brings all the boys to the pharm And they're like Is it better than Johns? Damn right It's better than John's I can schedule you But I'd have to charge 🎶 Send help.

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Forgetting to pack a lunch when you work during the holidays 😂

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This should not be as funny as it was when I read it the first time 😂

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My first time making a stocking, messed up but he'll never know lol trying my hand at a tree skirt and since I couldn't find any simpler patterns to follow I'm making it up

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What are some of your Sir, this is a Walgreens moments?

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What's it like having an Aussie? Well 7 lint rolling papers and an energy drink later let me tell you... 😂

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