Man, this would be worse than if the original book was written by a gay man, am I right?1yr ⋅ ineverhadsexwithacow ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
thank god michael bay saved cinema from that capeshit garbage10mo ⋅ ineverhadsexwithacow ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
ha wouldnt it be so funny if i dressed up in a maid dress and you fucked me in the ass. but like ironically. i want you to ironically grab my thighs and fuck my bussy with your giant throbbing cock. but like as a joke do it for the meme bro it would be hilarious1yr ⋅ ineverhadsexwithacow ⋅ r/ComedyNecrophilia
b-but blowjob is such a sweet guy he's just a sigma male guys listen to me1yr ⋅ ineverhadsexwithacow ⋅ r/SadHorseShow
Not dontdeadopeninside, but definitely youdontmattergiveup2yr ⋅ ineverhadsexwithacow ⋅ r/youdontmattergiveup
If you ever get angry at your child, they will abandon you and never look back.3yr ⋅ ineverhadsexwithacow ⋅ r/im14andthisisdeep
Those god damn libtards are gonna vaccinate you right in the blood2yr ⋅ ineverhadsexwithacow ⋅ r/ToiletPaperUSA
Yep, all those goddamn minorities ruining movies. Oh also they're lesbian. Sure.2yr ⋅ ineverhadsexwithacow ⋅ r/AsABlackMan
marvel fans when they learn about the systematic enslavement of black people in the us for hundreds of years and nobody says a quirky one liner to break the tension1yr ⋅ ineverhadsexwithacow ⋅ r/MarvelCringe
My favorite social media platform is @successpictures3yr ⋅ ineverhadsexwithacow ⋅ r/im14andthisisdeep