It's an entirely unique experience to have an animal put their full love and trust into you

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MRW I got through the slow hiring process of becoming an elevator mechanic's apprentice through my local union and the guys I work with go out of their way to tell me they'll treat me fairly and with respect as they would with any male apprentice. Trolls, I'm the only female in my state in this job.

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MRW my girlfriend gets accepted to grad school AND they offer her their best scholarship AND they offer her a research position. I've told everyone there is to tell.

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MRW my parrot learned to mimic the sound of my vibrator.

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I came out to my parents this morning because I wanted them to know their vote has consequences that affect people they know and used to love.

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A once great birdsnessman, full of dreams and with a family, all of it lost to gambling and alcoholism [xpost r/parrots]

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I've got a trick up my sleeve!

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As if my family doesn't think I'm already crazy enough, I got Christmas cards made with my parrot [x-post r/parrots]

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HIF as an incredibly masculine woman who used a face mask and bath bomb for the first time ever.

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My little terror after the party has died down

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A once great birdsnessman, full of dreams and with a family, all of it lost to gambling and alcoholism

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This is how Italians hold their parrots

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Our Thanksgiving bird

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This is how Italians hold their parrots [xpost r/parrots]

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As if my family doesn't think I'm already crazy enough, I got Christmas cards made with my parrot

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SsSCRrEEeeaAAAAaAMMm!!!

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Arwen certainly loves his little heater

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Arwen likes to snuggle with his beak behind my ear

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The face of a content bird

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When your ex texts you saying they miss you and they've changed.

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Cute birb, banana for scale

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Here's Arwen eating a tiny blueberry pamcake

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This is how Italians hold their parrots

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I dropped my birdcone :(

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If parrots had scary stories, what scary story would Arwen be telling us here?

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Peep these new air birdies, fam

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Birdie Sanders

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It's illegal for me to move my hand right now

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Arwen really likes lamps. I don't really get it, but I'm not one to judge.

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Arwen has the prettiest eyes

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Arwen looking gorgeous after a bath

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He kept flying to my suitcase. Facebook friends thought it was cute he'll miss me but it was really so he could chew the suitcase.

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Guys, I'm having technical difficulties with my birdphone. Where do you plug it in?

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Mom was looking out the window and Arwen took advantage of the opportunity.

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I added a deck to Arwen's condo. It was well received.

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I keep Arwen from destroying the window by putting something he CAN chew in the same area! Works like a charm.

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