Melissa’s new kitchen must-haves: a sink next to the sink.

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I don’t think I’ve laughed harder at a FB comment in my entire life than I did just now.

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The Rise and Fall of Erika Jayne.

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This is exactly the kind of over-the-top rich people shit that BH has been missing.

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Sutton’s reunion look. Check out that Cartier Panthere ring!

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My lunch vs. my toddler’s lunch

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Overserved: this is the kind of rich people shit we’ve been missing on BH.

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Big Ang artwork spotted by my SIL’s friend in NYC.

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Jen moved her sentencing...again.

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Meet Luna! She’s 50% golden, 50% Aussie, and 100% loved.

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SW: 158. 16:8 since January, OMAD as much as possible. CW: 120. My goal is to get to 105.

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When the fam starts talking politics at Thanksgiving.

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What is going down?!

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My new favorite confessional look.

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Got rear-ended at 9 months pregnant so I’m being monitored at the hospital. The only thing on is a Below Deck marathon and it’s so awful. I’ve never watched this show before...does it get better? It’s such a borefest so far and I’ve watched 6 episodes so far.

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I’m going to need them to add Ms. Juicy to the RHOA cast so we can have this same energy at their reunions. Ms. Juicy is all of us watching from home.

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Mama Jihoon is so savage.

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Birthday gift from my sister. It’s perfect!

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That moment when an online magazine uses a photo of your nail polish collection without giving you any credit.

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20/20 tonight.

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I have never disliked someone on TV the way I despise this shrew.

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THE Nene Leakes guest starring on Dynasty.

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Plumber posted a customer’s personal info on Swip Swap because he claimed he wasn’t paid. This was the customer’s response.

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Ceezer.

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Second favorite under the brow color.

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The amount of glitter on Darcey’s face reminds me of the time in middle school I got sent to the bathroom to wash off all my Contempo Casuals roll on body glitter because it was “distracting.”

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Wendy’s face while Monique was reading the Jamal texts was everything.

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Dr. Jessica speaks about leaving the show on the ‘gram.

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Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but...Sinful Colors...you've made my day.

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My favorite under the brow color.

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Because pickle ball wasn’t enough, BH is giving us more things we never wanted to see again: a murder mystery party and a roaring 20’s theme.

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Spotted at Ollie’s Bargain Outlet

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Who else is pretty sure Andy isn’t going to hold Erika’s feet to the fire?

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Got this mask on Amazon. Why are there six Backstreet Boys?

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The tiniest speck of pan on Specter--- UD Moondust palette.

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I've had this eyeshadow forever but it's my absolute favorite silver shimmer EVARRR - Urban Decay Uzi

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Found in the garage. Tempted to remove the shield.

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Nature’s Own thick sliced white bread, Skippy peanut butter, homemade grape jelly, and Honey Nut Chex.

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Caption this:

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I couldn't choose just one. Orly Gumdrop, Sally Hansen Pacific Blue, Polish & Co Shi-Krazy, Bout That Life, and Sweet Caroline.

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Blue jelly with flakies! Urban Outfitters Mystic.

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This is how I carry my polishes from room to room. Anyone else?

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if you can't pick one color, pick them all...

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I made it less than 24 hours with a plain mani. Here's an Autism awareness ribbon accent nail.

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Mondrian accent nail.

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An attempt at striping tape featuring Essie In The Cab-ana and China Glaze I Herd That.

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Inspired by diam0nd; what should I add next?

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Spotted at Ross Dress For Less 😂

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Loving Maybelline Denim Dash...the finish reminds me of the OPI Suede collection.

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I got yelled at by my District Manager for wearing this to work. China Glaze Pool Party.

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Giraffe nails!

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A little copper and a little blue...

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Sometimes the wine menu decides for you.

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Urban Outfitters Pink Holo.

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Picked up these babies at Sally's yesterday!

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80s ladies, ya feel me?

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I love people who do this. :)

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Icing Shredded over China Glaze Sun Worshipper

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It's a good thing I'm moving in a few months. I'm out of space.

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You're all probably tired of seeing swatches of Aurora but it's so stunning that I can't resist posting my own.

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China Glaze Don't Honk Your Thorn. Striping tape accent nail with SpaRitual Spirit & Sally Hansen Lick-O-Rich.

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Orly Decades of Dysfunction and Milani Gems

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Nicole by OPI --- Rainbow In The S-Kylie

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Christmas nail season was fun but now I'm ready to move on. Here's something a little less festive: Essie Mesmerize with a Finger Paints Fall Of Surprises glitter gradient.

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CQ Slate with a Sally Hansen Hidden Treasure accent nail.

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PSA: Deborah Lippmann polishes at TJ Maxx!

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2 coats of Sinful Inkwell, 2 coats of Sinful Queen of Beauty, 1 coat of Icing Glamorous, and my FA at zebra stripes (also in Inkwell).

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Water marble accent nails featuring Sinful Colors Leap Flog, Rain Storm, and Mesmerize.

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Soggy is giving me total Beauty & the Beast vibes.

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Dream On/Pop A Bottle

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FA at hand-placed glitter! It took me two hours to complete both accent nails but it was worth every second.

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Because, Clump Crusher.

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They finally came! Aurora, Storm, & Song.

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Walgreens haul! 50% Essies & new Sinfuls.

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I couldn't choose a color after a few days of deep thought, so I decided to go for my favorite plain color: Orly Decades of Dysfunction.

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China Glaze Running In Circles.

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New Wet n Wild Glitters + an Orly.

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Icing Shredded over Borghese Arrivederci Mist.

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Sinful metallics haul from Walgreens!

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Just felt like trying out some stripes. Sally Hansen Gray By Gray & Wet n Wild 2% Milk.

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My Zoyas finally arrived!

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My accent nails were lonely so I decided to marble them all! Can't choose a favorite.

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Color Club Revvvolution, with a Sinful Heavy Metal water-marbled accent nail. And a touch of Sally Hansen Multi-Faceted.

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Two of my favorite things: Butter London The Black Knight & Halo 4.

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Good thing I did my nails before I almost broke my toe. Cute polish makes up for a gross toe.

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China Glaze Elephant Walk topped with Glitz 'n Pieces and finished off with Hard Candy Matte-ly In Love.

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matching my eye shadow to my nail polish!

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Julie G Cupcakes & Castles

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It always ends up looking like this when I'm working. What about the rest of you?

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Just counting out the cash drawer at work when I came across this gem.

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Taking a break from nail art with Nicole by OPI Kourt Is Red-y For A Pedi.

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from r/funny...OPI, I finally understand.

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holiday eye makeup

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I haven't crackled in awhile. Here's Wet n Wild Desperate House White topped with Finger Paints Red Crackle. Ring finger: China Glaze Red Satin topped with Sally Hansen Snow Me White.

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Today's haul...there were some sales...

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Some better pictures of the Sinful Metallics, plus a limited edition Maybelline Color Show & a gorgeous Nicole by OPI glitter.

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Romance.

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Watermarbling!

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never fails...i get this once a day.

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I can't wait to try this baby out! Any tips?

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'mericuhhh!

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