MRW I discover a Chrome application which adds a Donald Trump quote anytime his name appears9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my dad complains about the lunatics in the USA's government and asks What other countries have people like this in power?!9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
She looks like money, smells like dollars; but I look sexy, decked out in Prada9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/tumblr
And when you bitch into the abyss, sometimes the abyss bitches back at you9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/tumblr
MRW I wake to the sound of maniacal laughter, having fallen asleep with headphones on and a playlist of comedy podcasts playing9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I make a joke about being ugly and someone messages me to say they think I'm probably beautiful in person9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I hear bigoted comments from others in the LGBT community9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Anyone can do the Rainy Matsyasana, but only a true master can handle the Steamy Vriksasana.9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/tumblr
Texting like it's 2006 is more forgiveable than cheating on your girlfriend9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/tumblr
MRW I spot an attractive actor in a movie I didn't expect to see them in9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I help my mom buy a new car & a big-screen TV, successfully reduce our data plan by $500, and then she announces that they've finalized a date for her kidney transplant after 2+ years of dialysis9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
All dreaming is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to pee, we must seem unable.9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/tumblr
HIFW I'm playing Civ V and someone tries to trade me for a luxury resource one turn before I declare war on them9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I call out a large Twitter account for belittling mental illness and they respond by back-pedalling & blocking me, but then remove the post anyways9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
“Sweet Mare Tranquillitatis, Lands of basalt and regolith; Sweet Mare Tranquillitatis, Oh your craters I will miss.”9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/tumblr
Anyone ever wonder why the Hunger lived in the Shivering Isles even though they served Boethiah? What a weird world this is.9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/tumblr
HIFW I decide to wear the same Haloween costume as last year to a party9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I try to find the phone I left in the garage, only to realize the buzzing I thought was it vibrating was coming from a wasp's nest9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I wake up to the sound of my sister speaking, but after getting up I realize she hasn't even come home from her trip yet. I have no idea who or what I heard this morning.9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I end up in a comment section where people are literally defending genocidal dictatorships9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I pick up our new 50 smart TV in the new SUV I just picked up fifteen minutes earlier9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I get accused of working for a shadowy government agency to cover up paranormal news online9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
All Canadian trolls: Today is election day, so exercise your rights and VOTE!9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I disprove a conspiracy theorist's claims and they react by throwing a hissy fit9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my date asks why I start eating my popcorn before the movie starts9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I came home to find my dad's note saying that he's left home & won't be back and I can feel a complete breakdown creeping my way, but at least I've finally got a chance to use this gif, so that's nice.9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I go through a situation that's admittedly insignificant, yet still makes me feel terrible9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I make the mistake of reading the comments on John Oliver's segment about online harassment9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Just got off the phone with my mom. Her surgery went fine & she is now the owner of a fully-functional kidney for the first time after two difficult years.9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I find an online community so despicably awful I can't tell if they're serious or a crude attempt at satire9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I come home at 1:30 AM and realize my family didn't save me any of the fajitas they made for dinner9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW someone asks if I've resubscribed to /r/civbattleroyale after the announcement the game was being brought back9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm debating with myself over whether I should buy 'josh-duggar.com' and my friend replies What are you afraid of? Being sued or something?9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW my mom finally acknowledges my bisexuality six years after I came out of the closet9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I check in on the subreddit I made a day ago and it already has nine posts & 33 subscribers9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I see a trailer for a documentary and realize my face is in the centre of the screen, in focus, in the first three seconds of footage9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I spend two hours troubleshooting my new Smart TV, only for it to start working right after I finally make a post asking for help on Reddit9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I can tell someone is trying to borrow money from me, but I already spent everything I have on treatment for an illness they don't know about9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Two images of Doisac from space exist online. Here's what they look like put together.9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/HaloStory
H(my friend & I)FW we finished recording our first-ever podcast9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW an already-ignorant comment thread turns into a thread hating on the mentally ill9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
As a huge 'Jurassic Park' fan, MRW the credits rolled at the end of 'Jurassic World'9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I get home to find I have 11 notifications on Reddit, 8 on Facebook, and an online community I moderate just reached 1,500 members9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW the other temps jokingly suggest we finish up quickly & go home early and I'm obliged to agree9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
All Canadian trolls: Today is election day, so exercise your rights and VOTE!9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW people in my political party's subreddit embrace a conspiracy theory and call me a troll when I ask for a source to support the claims9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I'm hanging out in the woods and when I turn around I'm face-to-face with a raccoon.9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I hear the rest of my family in their (almost daily) screaming matches from the couch downstairs9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Good new! Not even 266 years and a nuclear holocaust can destroy the Cult of Peake!9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/CultOfPeake
HIFW I've spent the entire day in airports and on planes trying to get to Texas from Canada and encountered every possible thing that could go wrong in doing so9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I finally read about the things my ancestors did and realize some of them were terrible people9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I've been paranoid about having meningitis since a friend died of it in February. HIFW I complain about a stiff neck on Twitter & my friends start cracking jokes.9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I read that a study that shows more white Americans believe they've touched a ghost than believe racism towards PoC exists9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I meet someone I know from online conversations and they comment You're shorter than I imagined.9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Tyrannosaurus wielding Mjolnir & ridden by Chris Pratt faces off against the Avengers9yr ⋅ In_Medias_Res ⋅ r/RadicalDinosaurs
