You know, I tried to measure my charisma on a Vit-o-matic Vigor Tester once. The machine burst into flames. Happy Birthday you masterpiece 🎊🎊

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I got a job. I start Saturday. Finally gonna pull myself out of this hole i LEAPED ass first into

6mo ⋅

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Fuck it 21st bday doing it BIG with my dog and my old lady.

2mo ⋅

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You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

1yr ⋅

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“Need some grub? I’ve got you covered.”

3yr ⋅

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Taken after catching the albino Arabian and a legendary sockeye salmon

3yr ⋅

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