“Identity theft is not a joke, mother!”

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“Pweaseee mumther 😫” sorry Rory! Too much salt for a little birdy.

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“Ohhh I like this mom. This is warm.” There’s no one else I would rather have my morning coffee with.

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Morning mohawk appreciation post

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“Wow mom is this all for me??” I just assume that Rory has already taken a bite out of every veggie I eat.

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Every time Joan tells a lie, God takes 1 mm off his hairline and puts 1mm onto the tip of his nose. 👼✝️

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I would really appreciate some extra thoughts & prayers right now. I just heard this awful song for the first time and I’m going to need time to heal from this traumatic experience. Thanks 🙏🏼

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Did dang good mama put Calabasas shirt on backwards or is this a new trend I’m unaware of?

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