“Only I am allowed to tell black entertainers to shut up.” —Candace, more or less

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One more trip to the seemingly bottomless “pop music is the Devil” well

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Easily amazed.

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Y’all can keep your actors and musicians, I share the coolest celebrity birthday there is. Happy birthday, doctor!

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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!

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Weird Mike is right, why hasn’t anybody done anything to prevent the abuse of transgender people in prisons?!

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I was willing to negotiate with the Taliban until I watched a movie about Somalia

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An outer-body experience

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I feel like this counts

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Hat trick!

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“Ok art team, I need a picture that really captures the spirit of Bullseye, the man who never misses.” “I gotchu, boss!”

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Sensible policy response to the Maine shooting (which didn’t happen at a school, I feel compelled to add)

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They look like shipping containers

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Ah yes, the yellow star of Nazi Germany, famous for denoting the people most likely to survive

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In football terms

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Several itty-bitty baby hortlers in the BG of this panel from X-Men: Magneto Testament #1

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Shut down

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The man who beheaded his father to fight the Biden regime also felt very strongly about his student loans

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I hate to be that guy who’s wrong, too

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He’s TV’s Frank, so you know he knows what he’s talking about.

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Overseas edition just dropped

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I guess republicans got so comfortable with the triggered lib girl meme that they decided to nominate the dehydrated version.

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For those of mew who were wond-fur-ing what the rare infinity crystal ti-tail is...

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Twelve year-old “accidentally” shot by Officer Blood

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Texans have the best priorities

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Celebrating the RAW episode by busting out the greatest trading card game ever...and just looking at it, because the only other player I know lives 3 states away

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I guess I’m the last summoner in Battlerealm to notice Namor’s brutal friendzoning

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I know some of y’all are worried about America fully devolving into a feudal nation of tenants but the billionaire magazine says it’s all good! Whew!

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Reeeeally hope they decide to widen the star fields a bit instead of leaving the 7* stars slightly smaller cause they’re giving me the heebiejeebs

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Electricity was invented.

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English: It isn’t for everyone.

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Gonna need facial reconstruction surgery from running into all those walls

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When vaxxhappened, but you hate Joe so much that you wish it hadn’t.

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Allison Mack reeeeeally wanted to recruit Emma Watson

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You got Harry Potter terminology-chocolate in my rapture-peanut butter!

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I agree, Tom. Republicans, murderous cops, Capitol rioters, white-collar criminals, people whose last names are “Trump;” if you think about it there’s a LOT of people that oughtta be in jail but aren’t!

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A proud partner, a shameful phone

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Preeeetty sure the campaign was over in December, but...

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Sooo...anybody know about how long finishing blow bonuses on class combat events have been a thing? Because I just noticed it and I wanna know how dumb I should feel.

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Cleared the insanity bar with “banks are left-wing,” looping in the Rothschild conspiracy is just the cherry on top

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Th Atlanta spa shooter was acting on a commendable impulse and it was the victims’ fault for being here in the first place, says very smart disparager of the sexual revolution.

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CHIPS AHOY!

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When it comes to immigration the right wing acts like entire country is perfectly analogous to a private home, but when it comes to breaking into an actual building suddenly all bets are off

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Dude’s most recent retweet is of James O’Keefe, just to give you an idea of whom he holds responsible for creating that racial divide

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Ship stuck in the Suez Canal? Oh, you better believe that’s a conspiracy!

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“Cornors,” who as we all know work for free and never act on a police-protecting agenda.

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