MRW it was so cold yesterday that the discharge in my knickers was freezing.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was looking for a way to organize my samples, so I opened up my pokemon card binder and grabbed some of the empty card organizers!9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/SkincareAddiction
MRW, while at the dusty dog park, someone gives me crap for wearing nice shoes. They are crocs. I'm wearing crocs.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW reading/hearing men complain about women having melanin (pigmentation) around their genitals/anus. Or hair. Or ingrown hairs because they shamed them into shaving.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Humor] [Humour] MRW I click on a random youtube video and the person is incredibly sunburnt.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/SkincareAddiction
MRW I ask for a sample of something out of my budget at Sephora and the sales associate practically gives me half of the tube.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I did the Jeremy Renner Brows. Lashes. Lips. concept again today and it was glorious.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I match with a gorgeous person on tinder and they post an even more gorgeous moment and... I've forgotten how to flirt.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm trying to go back to college, and fafsa wont tell me how much I need to take out in loans until I get my folks tax info, even though I am paying my own way. Anyone know what to do?9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I feel like we need to have a thread on TrollX sex-ed. Come one come all.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When he says Netflix and chill and you thought you were really gonna watch netflix and eat food...9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW what was supposed to just be dumping my cup and rinsing off turned into a long session with my handheld showerhead.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW anyone gives Kate Middleton grief for having lots of babies when that is part of her job as a duchess and she knew exactly what she was getting into by marrying royalty.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW there is a Free The Nipples FB event because it is technically legal for women to be topless in Boulder and the page is full of men being perverted neckbearded assholes.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MR, as a grown woman, when another woman messages me that she's going to tell my mother on me.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW he says you just need a guy who can satisfy you (to my problems orgasming) and I respond or a vibrator.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone asks me about marriage and my response is I'm kinda the go to the courthouse with $30 then go home to get high, have sex, and pick up tacos sort of person when it comes to marriage.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I see my Trolls holding themselves back from things they want to do. You can do the thing! I believe in you!9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Found this on the front page, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, everyone!9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone goes on a long rant about how people who wear leggings are lazy unhygienic people who don't put any effort into their outfits...8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I threw my back out unsuccessfully masturbating last night.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I put a box of tampons on top of my boxes of girl scout cookies so that my stepdad will leave them alone. He gets squicked out by feminine hygiene products apparently.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my mom texts me Wow, this guy on the bus really smells. I wonder how his 'I <3 BEAVER' button is working for him?8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I want a squatty potty because I've been practicing with bracing my feet on a box and the shit nearly flies out of me (instead of my usual pooing session which takes like 20 minutes!).9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I know its against TrollX code, but I'm not super big on pizza. Tacos, however, are sexy. What are some of your favorite foods?9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize I'm like the bravangelist of bidets. Hey, trolls, do you like having a sparkling clean butt? Because I sure do.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After not wearing a thong for 21 and a half years of life, I put one on... and its pretty comfy. MRTo younger me who thought they'd be uncomfortable.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a few of the girls at my local Sephora have seemed to form a catty clique where they refuse to serve me in any way and convince others to do the same. Its like its middle school all over again. Send help.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I look really young so only guys who are younger than me hit on me.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I grow up, I wanna throw shade like Olenna Tyrell.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I brought my telescope to a convention while volunteering and an adorable little girl didn't realize that it was mine and tried to teach me how to use it.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you want to be protected from the sun but your bun is too massive to fit under a sun hat.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/AsianBeauty
My period app just broke how expensive periods are too me. Fml.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW overnight I had a blowout through my moon cup, panty liner, underwear, and my sheets.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TrollsRW guys come here with as a guy... and general neckbearding.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my favorite skincare product has been discontinued and is sold out everywhere.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my momma is trying to hook me up with her nearly 20 year old employee. I'm turning 22 on Sunday. Also, she's his manager. Did I mention I haven't met him?9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I heavily burnt the only food I could think of making... beer for supper it is.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I am nearly one strong IPA into the evening and I have become TrollX's upvote fairy. Take that, downvoters!9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, as a woman with hair to her thighs, I search long hair tutorials on youtube and everyone has hair to their bra strap... what are your favorite long haired youtubers?9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/FancyFollicles
Santea noticed that I've only ever used matcha from a random shady company on Amazon, the bulk section at Whole Foods, and Teavana and wanted to introduce me to the world of better tea.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/tea
[Food Pic] Have you guys wrapped avocado slices in prosciutto before? No? Do it.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/Paleo
Dragonwell green tea with green tea macaron at Platform T in Denver.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/tea
MRW I accidently found the pro-eating disorder subreddit. I just want to give everyone the love and friendship they need.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW swiping through Tinder and the guy who cheated on me shows up. Quickest swipe left in history.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hey Trolls, would you be interested in a Troll Exchange subreddit? Imagine all the selling subreddits but for Trolls?9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my neighbors renter left a gate open and my puppy got out. He was so nonchalant about it and didn't make any effort to grab her or let me know that she was out.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my mom brought back unfinished wine bottles from an event I wasn't invited to but helped pick the wine and beer for. Guess who is getting her sauvignon blanc on?9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm at the part of my cycle where my hormones are making me really lonely in hopes of me finding a mate and getting knocked up when I ovulate. Jokes on my hormones, I don't ovulate.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I was lactose poisoned at Starbucks and shat my brains out. Ask me anything.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my friend who was messing around with a married man got called out, but since it wasn't me doing any of it, I can't see any messages or drama that have been brought up.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my friend, who knows I have feels for him, says something about his FWB...9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Thankfully I was actually dressed and gathering my things at this point... but the door was fucking closed and she hulk smashed it.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Basically what ran through my head when I checked the mail to find a jury summons.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm more addicted to Ingress than Pokemon GO now. I guess I'll keep on catching Pokemon to expand my Pokedex and try out the updates, but I enjoy hacking portals more.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger burst through the toilet paper.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I'm going to Red Rocks for the first time Friday!9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the guy who I wanted to date and sleep with tells me he's already in an open relationship (I'm fine with open relationships, but this one isn't under the circumstances I want)... ):9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, having mild trichotillomania, a store clerk tries to suggest a product to tame my flyaways. They aren't flyaways, just hair I'm trying to grow back out (I have a lot, apparently).9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How I wish I could live my life. We're all gonna make it.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW yet another person thinks they are so original by telling or asking me to donate my hair. (note: you can't donate dyed hair - which I happen to have!)9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my stomach, guts, and butt still hurt from being served lactose in my drink yesterday and I haven't been able to eat since.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, while at the grocery store, a woman about my age eyed me up and down with the most disgusted look I've ever seen on anyone's face.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I attempted to shave my bikini line with my safety razor and had to clean up the work with tweezers and I couldn't sleep commando because I was wearing a pad for my Nexplanon spotting.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my step father chose the expensive dining table to do crafts with an xacto knife on instead of the 3+ other old ones within 15 feet of the dining table.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW we made churros in a waffle iron. They are fucking fantastic. Seriously orgasm/high feeling eating them.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I shaved my calves for the first time in months... for the woman who did my birthday pedicure ;)9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW using the kindle lending library to get the next book in the series I'm reading for free even though I have 100+ unread books.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Discussion] When slow cooking bone broth, what makes a broth cloudy versus clear? (picture is the cloudiest batch I've made)9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/Paleo
I like to send pictures of my pits to friends to troll them. Its especially fun when they are a guy who hates body hair on women ;)9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW being checked out at 10PM when I had been waiting in the checkout line since ten minutes before closing.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW people don't host on imgur so I can't open their gifs and images.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've been pooping so much lately because I've started eating a lot more food and more fiber. Record is twice in the two hours that I've been awake.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone says/types doing it or it when referring to having sex. I hope I'm not the only one who thinks that someone saying that isn't mature enough for sex.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I finally get my Amazon Payments account attached to my bank account. Celebrate with me!8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/mturk
MRW after I roughly scratched my arm completely forgetting that I have a nexplanon implant.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my friend laughs at me for being excited to get free butt wipes because I'm signed up at a free amazon gift card earning site.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the credit union sent my mom a debit card linked to my account and she's been using it thinking it was linked to her account with thousands in checking.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I used a dry shampoo this morning and all it did was make gross dry shampoo flakes on my scalp... hope it all washed out. I think whatever is left deserves to be on my scalp because it won.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I have done multiple rounds of Dandelion Defense on the front yard.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/AsianBeauty
MRW my asshole neighbor, who uses the local police as neighborhood watch wannabe-HOA officers, has been bitten in the ass by karma and is surrounded by at least 5 dogs.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I read articles on budgeting and one of the first things on every one is usually stop going to starbucks every day and make your own coffee. Yeah, cause I can afford starbucks more than once or twice a month... or drink coffee. ;(9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW upon finishing reading A Clash of Kings from the A Song of Ice and Fire series (I keep on jumping around book series' so it is taking so long to read ASOIAF!)9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW after having a discussion yesterday about people cheating, I realized I'm not over the guy who cheated on me last fall and I still want to drag his ass to hell.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Spot of Tea from Argyll Whisky Beer in Denver - the broth was poured into the bowl from a teapot.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/ramen
MRW the local taco bell near me seems to be going under. How the frick am I supposed to eat naughty fast food now?9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I have no idea how to tell my mom you're 45 and you're married to a child; do you want this for the rest of your life? about my stepfather. There are no family dynamics, just family goddamnics.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW some of my threads or comments in threads from different subreddits are being randomly downvoted rather quickly. Can't tell if troll or people don't like me being helpful and thankful.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Is there a foolproof method for cooking a soft egg like in this ramen picture from last night? It seems dry and yummy and spongey.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/cookingforbeginners
Cooked rice with my leftover gyokuro and sprinkled salmon furikake on top! Yum!9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/tea
MRW I just got a random dick pic. The least he could have done is asked if I wanted it or not, but I was typing as he sent it so I saw it...9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW ordering a starbucks drink on a cold day and they start making it in an iced cup but I'm too awkward to say I was wanting a hot drink and drink it anyway.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I had a mooncup blowout up my butt crack, and when I ran to put on a new pad and underwear, blood dripped down my legs and onto my The Starry Night socks.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF(elt)W a friend (best friend, now acquaintance) made a long rant about how pressured she felt about marijuana becoming legal in our state as someone who uses it as a safe medication.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I learned the hard way that the style I left my hair in for a few days because I am lazy is how people start off dreadlocks...9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW thinking back to last week when I went to a fancy Italian restaurant baked from a special cookie and probably ate like a wild animal...9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone asks me if I'm donating my hair. Cause, y'know, the only reason someone would have hair past their shoulders is to donate it...?9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone brushes their hair in any way that isn't starting from the ends.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my mom wants me out of her house, I don't have much money, and my resume is completely blank.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hit Total Earnings $100+ and HITs Submitted 500+ today! Hip hip hooray!8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/mturk
MRW my shitty old retired neighbor is still doing the hit the fence to egg on my dog to make her bark so he can yell at her and I fuckery.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just picked up a free chili's birthday guac. Hrngh. Eating it on the couch.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Someone went ass over tea kettle trying to get out of a parking lot in Lafayette. Does anyone have better pictures?8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/boulder
MRW I passed out four times last night because of unknown health concerns that no doctor has ever listened to and tested me for AND I'm broke without a job or housing options other than with my folks that don't want me.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I have to break up with my oldest friend because she wont stop messing around with a married man and doesn't understand how wrong that is.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize that I'm probably going to make it to level 8 in Ingress in time for the Denver Anomaly event!8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my abusive ex fiance still hasn't gotten the picture that I don't want anything to do with him and YEARS after our breakup I get an email that he looked at my LinkenIn profile and connected with me.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I managed to fishtail braid my thigh-length hair. Never again.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/FierceFlow
Cook's Illustrated made a lovely gif of pouring tea and I thought it might be liked here :D9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/tea
MRW a creepy old man was following me around goodwill late at night. He wasn't even trying to hide following me and watching me even while I did evading techniques.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the woman working at a kiosk at the mall blocks me and moves in my way each time I try to get around her, then tries to force me to let her straighten my virgin already straight hair that I have in a protective style.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW even though I'm rather sick, I managed to use my safety razor to shave my legs cut free.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TF(ace)W the sheet mask doesn't stick to your chin so you look like you have a bad ass beard.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/AsianBeauty
Gonna start getting myself cleaned up and looking like a human being to see a super handsome long-haired nerdy guy this afternoon. I'm so nervous.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm seeing the GOT season 6 premiere tonight at the Boulder Theatre :DDDD8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Thanks /r/starbucks members for letting me know that frappuccino cookie straw tins are an item that MSR freebies work on! Excited, I've never had one before!9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/starbucks
Attempted to fishtail braid my thigh length hair. Its chunky and bad, but its something!9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/FancyFollicles
[Missha sale][imgur image link][Missha email] 50% Off & FREE SHIPPING on KBeauty Top Secret item: The M Magic Cushion!9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/AsianBeauty
MRW blueberries were on super sale... should I be concerned about my poop if I'm eating a 6oz clamshell a day? Are they like beets?9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Pray to the SnailLord for me in my time of need, for I have wasted one application of my liquid gold - Joseon Dynasty Cream.8yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/AsianBeauty
MRW I keep on getting calls from a few local numbers, that aren't leaving voicemail or messages, so I have no idea who they are and what they want.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I see that the girl who lead on and broke my best friends heart is liking and commenting on his new profile picture.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my nexplanon spotting ended just in time for me to start PMSing (I think) before the next cycle. I should get the mini-pill.9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my friend told me that he got asked do you drink beer? at a job interview, which is just making my interview anxiety worse (I drink beer).9yr ⋅ IMightBePaulasBitch ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
