never trust a machine

2mo ⋅ ⋅

kinda gross imo

1mo ⋅

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you blink and it's 3am

2wk ⋅

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and also the hair

4mo ⋅

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damn you corona

2mo ⋅

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just got shot 10 times, green herb will fix that

3mo ⋅

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sick skills bro

1mo ⋅

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gonna crack some skulls

3wk ⋅

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Oh wow I am so surprised

3mo ⋅

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oof ouch my maple syrup

3mo ⋅

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go back to your villas

1mo ⋅

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put that Cheeto to work

2mo ⋅

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I think he wins, Bezos

3mo ⋅

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Like, slide under a tanker truck now, Scoob!

4mo ⋅

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don't stop me now

2wk ⋅

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oof ouch my face

4mo ⋅

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I forgot about this episode

4mo ⋅

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oooo ur in trouble

1mo ⋅

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a battle of titans

3wk ⋅

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cream and sugar not included

3mo ⋅

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what a great gift

1mo ⋅

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do you pee or something?

3mo ⋅

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self defense

2mo ⋅

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Loading...

3mo ⋅

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My sides are in orbit

3mo ⋅

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who needs physics

2mo ⋅

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gonna crack some skulls

3wk ⋅

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Resubbing for Shadowlands; not even 30 seconds in and I encounter a debilitating, game-breaking bug

6mo ⋅

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Inspired by that one friend in the group

1mo ⋅

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what's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW

3mo ⋅

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just have him do everything

4mo ⋅

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it doesn't go in there

3mo ⋅

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country roads, take me home

1mo ⋅

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Oh wow I'm so surprised

3mo ⋅

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that's a long sentence

2mo ⋅

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300 wpm

3mo ⋅

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I live near the Death Star guy. At dawn, a trick of our distance causes it to glow like a sun.

6mo ⋅

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here's to you you, kid(s)

3wk ⋅

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It's Rambo time

4mo ⋅

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