Buy a dictionary.
0 fucks given
Nancy Dinovo, playing during a service for the September 11 victims.
Excel has gay sex rules, or why I started giggling at work.
When you get mail but it's only advertisements.
Someone filled in the missing letters in a book I borrowed from the library.
This is Nagasaki before and after the atomic bomb was dropped.
Someone is handing out roofie-coladas again…
Housewarming gift for the brother- and sister-in-law. Can't remember where I stole the pattern from.
I have sad news. According to this guy we're all gonna asphyxiate.
I ordered a book from Amazon. This e-mail left me confused for a second…
I think I totally won secret Santa at work this year.
More like wtfGrindr
Boa sorte Bear Grylls…
Apareceu no meu facebook. Blast from the past… Quem se lembra disto?
I quit yesterday. Not even this annoyance will make me go back.
How I feel about the constant presence of memes in the front page of /gaybros.
Welp, this is going nowhere...
DON'T JUDGE 'MY BOOK' BY ITS COVER!
Overly attached hook up.
Where do I find pins like these to snap my own pattern on them?
This cookie came out perfectly circular (bottom middle).
Fuck the mailbox.
Pro tip: use sunblock.
My reaction when a coworker wanted to search something and used Bing.
Fitting into old shirts. I'm happy.
[FINISHED] Ordnung ist das halbe Leben (Order is half of life). 100% original pattern, including the Fraktur script typeface
My new yellow friend.
O caos do Pingo doce não foi para todos...
I took a self-portrait
So I landed the KSO shuttle on Minmus.
Semi-[Finished]. 2 month progress. Looking for a NSFW word or sentence to clash with the floral border. Suggestions?
All the teams at the Olympics got nothing against Austrian swimmer Markus Rogan.
Bird vs. Plane.
How my MacBook sees my Home PC.
I tried Reddit, I really tried to quit...
Believe it or not, this went through.
I was watching The Help and noticed what an interesting bookshelf Skeeter has.