Trolls I found some gloves for the winter
For all the mom trolls out there
I can't be the only one
My thoughts when I see a cute girl with tattoos or snapbacks
MRW my sis husband mentioned how rogue one sucked because it was slow and I told him I thought it was pretty good and his response to me was that since I'm a star wars fan I can be blinded by their shitty movie
MFW one of my coworkers was telling me she has to wake up early to warm up her husband's truck and put his shoes on
MRW a straight girl rubs my arm or touches my face and says things and it seems like flirting but it's all confusing
MRW my coworkers talk about period shits and uncomfortable butt hair and all I can think is how they are my people and I heart them
Got a phone case of my favorite selfie with my old cat
Trolls, ever get those days where you feel lonely and unloved and all you want to do is listen to all the sad songs and eat your feelings for no reason at all? Ugh what is life?
MRW my sister thinks I can't hear her conversation with my other sister about me dressing too casual and tacky
This is Cracker, we like to watch Hannibal
MFW I'm in a party with all guys and they start talking about eating ass, wtf?
MFW anytime I'm playing Black Ops3 and someone plays their music really loud *MUTE*
MRW my SO asks me in a shy way to sit on his face
MFW after playing all of the Uncharted games, I finally started the reboot of Tomb Raider and so far it's awesome
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MRW I got drunk last night and told my SO I'm leaving him and now he doesn't want to talk to me and I feel like a piece of shit
MFW when the only girl from my sis bachelorette party who hadn't been drinking and is pissed at everyone for acting wild and drunk is ready to go home and it's not even midnight
Thanks to you guys I ordered me this
MRW I remembered this weekend is my little sis bachelorette party and I have to go but I much rather stay home and play overwatch on ps4
MRW a girl adds me on SC and her first snap to me is her with just bra and beenie on, but then I'm so paranoid that I'm not sure that's really her so I deleted her. I'm so dumb
Found this on my feed
Been thinking about the ex, meh feelings...
MRW playing Mass Effect Andromeda and trying to get passed the horrific facial animations
I think my sister is a Troll, she's done this plenty of times