One hypothesis for why the penis head evolved to have its distinctive shape is to displace the semen of other men3yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
A rhetorical question, but how exactly do thick thighs save lives? The more I think about it, the less sense it makes3yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
You could've chosen any penis to look at it – thanks for making this your dick pick3yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
Unlike how they're often portrayed, black holes aren't space vacuums – they don't attract things to them any more than an equivalent amount of mass3yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/MaleArmpits
24/7/365 makes no sense. It should be either 24/365 (all day, every day of the year) or 24/7/52 (all day, every day of the week, every week of the year)5yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/chesthairporn
I was trying to follow the lines of my V, but I instead look like I'm presenting my dick. 🤷♂️4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
No one's given me a blowjob in quite some time, so I've been walking around feeling pretty light-headed4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/foreskin
The end of the month, when cops have to meet their quotas, is cuffing season4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
Someone suggested that I post here, and I think this image of me at my hairiest is a good fit4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
This picture was taken way before the protests, but solidarity ✊✊🏿✊🏻✊🏾✊🏼✊🏽. BLM4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
Idea: Toy Story, but with sex toys. You could even still have characters named Buzz and Woody4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
Talking about proteins at work: fine, no big deal. Talking about amateur teens at work: HR all of a sudden has a problem4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
I'd like to make my fellow science nerds say OOO and take them to the o-zone3yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
Scientists are fun in bed because they're dependably down to experiment4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/chesthairporn
I made my bathroom floor rather wet in the process of taking this, so I hope you enjoy it4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/chesthairporn
Trying hard to not only stay in shape, but improve (M)y body during this pandemic. How am I doing?3yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/DatV
You were scoping out my package so hard, I could feel the mail gaze4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/chesthairporn
The sight of you hits me like a Bolt of Lightning, and you're all I can Focus on. I Envision myself turning you on, the Fusion of our bodies, the Ascent, and finally us, in bed, completely exhausted4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
The US is one of only two countries that allows direct-to-consumer marketing of pharmaceuticals4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/chesthairporn
Cats can be very cute, but they're killing machines: outdoor cats are estimated to kill billions of birds and small mammals *each year*4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
The rule that it's incorrect to end a sentence with a preposition is nonsense, promoted by people trying to apply Latin rules to English4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
I'm definitely not the biggest or strongest person at the gym (nor am I trying to be), but I show up every day and try to best my past self2yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/normalnudes
Alcohol has 7 Calories per gram, compared to 4, 4, and 9 for carbs, protein, and fat, respectively. And unlike those, it has no nutritional value4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
Anxious and eager are different things. Anxious is generally negative (I'm anxious about this big test). Eager is generally positive (I'm eager to try this new dessert)4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/MaleArmpits
Let's play 19th-century doctor and patient: you'll come in for your female hysteria and I'll manually treat you for it 😉4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
I was reminiscing with a buddy last night, and although I'm not at my absolute peak physically, I'm content with where I am, and I've grown a hell of a lot as a person1yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/normalnudes
The type of chocolate we usually eat is metastable, requiring special processing to make. That's why chocolate that melted and then resolidified is often very different4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/mangonewild
Vaccines are safe and effective. The study that supposedly linked the MMR vaccine to autism was retracted, and its lead author was prohibited from practicing (M)edicine4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/DatV
No one's given me a blowjob in quite some time, so I've been walking around feeling pretty light-headed4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/cockheadlovers
You'd go down without a fight (because enthusiastic consent is the only way I'd be interested)4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
A push poll is an ostensible opinion poll in which the true objective is to sway voters using loaded or manipulative questions. These are bad, m'kay4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
Here is my butt. I don't think this angle is particularly flattering1yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/normalnudes
When referring to years, an apostrophe is *not* needed. Correct: 1960s or '60s. Incorrect: 60's (the apostrophe indicates the omission of 19)5yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/chesthairporn
Would it be ironic if someone got fat because of an addiction to lean?4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
I'm not saying it's consistent or makes sense, but height doesn't have an h at the end like width and length do, so it shouldn't be pronounced as if it does (M)3yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/DatV
This is the only picture I was able to take for here during a busy business trip a few weeks ago4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/chesthairporn
Should of, could of, etc. aren't right. The contraction of ___ have is being misunderstood. The correct versions are should've, could've, and so on4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/chesthairporn
While most comments/messages I receive are positive, some make me think, WTF? I feel for the women who post pics of themselves on reddit and receive many multiples of what I get3yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/normalnudes
27M / 5'4 / 120 lbs. Several years ago, I completely changed my diet and started doing cardio instead of just lifting, and I've kept off the ~30 lbs I lost5yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/normalnudes
Minor irk, but the word is voila, not walla as I often hear it pronounced4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
I'm single AF, which is a curious thing to say given the lack of F-ing that often comes with the territory4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
27M/5'4/120 lbs (1.63 m/54.5 kg). It sucks that we remember and are affected by negative comments and events more than positive ones4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/normalnudes
Kind of self-conscious about my ass nowadays. I haven't been able to work out its muscles for a while4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/normalnudes
US units of measurements (gallons, miles, pounds, etc.) have been defined using their SI counterparts for years. Can we please just make the switch to the metric system?3yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/malepubes
Does anyone else feel disingenuous using exclamation marks in texts and emails when they're not *actually* excited?3yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/normalnudes
How much of a role does a partner's preference play in how you maintain your body hair? I'm fine with doing whatever they prefer3yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/normalnudes
27M / 5'4 / 120 lbs. I don't like growing out my body hair like this because I don't like how it makes my stomach look5yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/normalnudes
I could care less = I care at least somewhat and, hell, may even care a lot. To say you DGAF, it's I couldn't care less5yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/foreskin
Anxious and eager are different things. Anxious is generally negative (I'm anxious about this big test). Eager is generally positive (I'm eager to try this new dessert)4yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/chesthairporn
27M / 5'4 / 120 lbs. I have stretch marks on my ass. They don't really bother me, but I of course would prefer to not have them.5yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/normalnudes
I asked if I should post a non-flaccid pic and got some yes responses, so I'm delivering5yr ⋅ Iltmhcttrotd ⋅ r/penis
