Fiance dumped me after I had proposed and we had a wedding planned in July.3yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
She is the only thing I think about. I want you to know that I think I finally found the one, guys.3yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/happy
I don’t know if I’ll wait for summer or propose during quarantine, but I’m happy I saved up enough money to buy her the ring of her dreams that she designed herself.4yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/happy
Oy vey! A menorah pipe. By the 8th night, you’d have to invite Snoop Dogg over to help you clear that shit out.1yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/Jewdank
My friend sent me a pic, asking if he should buy it for $45. I said yes.6yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
15 goldfish and a fish tank. What a time to be alive. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve delivered?3yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/doordash
MRW I find an old book in my collection with a old birthday card tucked inside from my deceased grandmother saying, I love you.7yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Preston Lacey, one of the first Black pioneers during the Goldrush. In his later years, he was Nevada City’s bill/business/advertisement/communications poster (notice the pencil behind his ear?) He was well-liked. Alexander Street was named in his honor. [Late 1800’s]3yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
MRW a girl I'm chatting with on Tinder tells me I look cute.9yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Ultra gang, how do we feel knowing that we are probably going to lose our app?11mo ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/apolloapp
Anyone else receiving an absurd amount of spam calls this week?11mo ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
“Hi, Helen. Just pulled up in your driveway but there seems to be something in my way.”3yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/doordash
Ran out of bacon, so I pan fried some shredded cheese to add some crispness to my turkey sub.7yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/eatsandwiches
When I'm watching a chick flick and I hear someone approaching.10yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/whitepeoplegifs
What’s the point of service flags if we can’t even learn from them?1yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/lyftdrivers
4 Powerades, an abdominal heating pad, and laxatives. I was fast. That sounds like a bad time!3yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/doordash
Spicy pretzel bun burger with cheddar cheese, pickled jalapenos, chipotle mayo, a healthy dose of my favorite hot sauce, and homemade fries.6yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/burgers
MRW I'm watching a movie and my mom walks by during a sex scene.10yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/whitepeoplegifs
MRW I suddenly remember that we're living on a giant rock in space.9yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Last weeks before it starts getting too cold outside. Earl likes to roam around the strawberry leaves.5yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/tortoise
Some people hate pineapple on their pizza. My best friend and I think it goes well with jalapenos & bacon.7yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/Pizza
I got a TP tattoo when Tom Petty died on a drunken night. I didn’t realize years later it would become a prophecy.4yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/funny
Mr. Peanutbutter in a tiny dentist clown car. This just made my day.7yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/BoJackHorseman
Congressman Doug La Malfa. Voted against the stimulus checks because his top contributors are farmers, who I’m sure lined his pockets. Was also one of the representatives voting to overturn the election results. He also thinks the moon landing was fake because “He wasn’t there.”3yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
When you're playing Monopoly and your friend starts stacking hotels11yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/whitepeoplegifs
Went to the Sacramento reptile show yesterday. I couldn’t resist the sulcatas, so I adopted one. Still deciding on this sleepy guy’s name.6yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/tortoise
/r/cocktails was being snooty towards this Ultimate Bloody Mary I got. I think it belongs here anyway.8yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/drunk
MRW I'm in the middle of having sex and I suddenly hear my cat puking into my shoe.8yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW the girl I've been seeing casually for the past few days likes the same music, movies, and tv shows as me.9yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Update: Now I just got to figure out if I should wait for the summer or propose during quarantine.4yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my girlfriend is on a business trip, and I wish her a good night, but she sends me a motivational pic instead.8yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
The girl I had a fling with 2 years ago ghosted me. I decided to keep her on social media in case she changed her mind. She posted a pic today and is in a relationship with a guy that looks very similar to me.7yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My friend is high and keeps sending me this pic, saying he sees SpongeBob...9yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/Pareidolia
Dug up a pic from a few years ago. One of the first pictures of our English Golden Retriever.9yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/goldenretrievers
MRW I'm driving and I see my friend laughing as he puts my phone down.8yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Found these out on my local trail. Little soldiers surviving the winter. 🌨5yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/Mushrooms
MRW I'm watching porn and the scene switches to a close up of the guy's taint.9yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My cat thinks she can drink her way to the bottom of my betta fish tank.9yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Found this on my bed today. My bro always comes through with sweet gifts.10yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/regularshow
