First of all, I will not allow anyone to say Otto von Bismarck without the title Sheikh3yr ⋅ Illuminati_Spokesman ⋅ r/MemriTVmemes
One of these is the last faint hope of a once glorious Great Power, struggling to stay relevant. The other is Charles I, the final Austro-Hungarian emperor, reigning from 1916 to 1918.2yr ⋅ Illuminati_Spokesman ⋅ r/formuladank
After years of targeted harassment, the last minority family in our town finally upped sticks and left today. To celebrate the fact that our city is once again pure, we've cracked open a bottle of 100% American sparkling wine. White Pride baby!4yr ⋅ Illuminati_Spokesman ⋅ r/different_sob_story
Ricky Gervais is a 17-year-old edgelord in the body of an unfunny middle-aged comedian.5yr ⋅ Illuminati_Spokesman ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Watching 'Sunderland Till I Die' season two. I think I may have an idea about where they were going wrong...4yr ⋅ Illuminati_Spokesman ⋅ r/Championship
I spent five minutes on the ASSOS website yesterday. Today, I notice this van parked outside my house. Pray for me, Freds.4yr ⋅ Illuminati_Spokesman ⋅ r/BicyclingCirclejerk
Found this cheap bicycle stem on Wish. The brand name is refreshingly honest.5yr ⋅ Illuminati_Spokesman ⋅ r/bicycling
Why would you need parental leave? Just earn more money and save up for it! (via @kenklippenstein on Twitter)4yr ⋅ Illuminati_Spokesman ⋅ r/ABoringDystopia
NBD. Drive side on the big ring because I'm not a Fred. Try to steal my KOM on the Quirinal and I'll fucking excommunicate you.4yr ⋅ Illuminati_Spokesman ⋅ r/BicyclingCirclejerk
Picked up my Scala last week (1.5 DSG with the sports seats). Extremely impressed so far, particularly the interior. Weird that they're so rare.2yr ⋅ Illuminati_Spokesman ⋅ r/skoda
When my SO complains about me playing OKC on a loop all day (cred: Nathan Pyle)5yr ⋅ Illuminati_Spokesman ⋅ r/radiohead
I just wanted to draw your attention to this glorious picture on Tom Dumoulin's wikipedia page7yr ⋅ Illuminati_Spokesman ⋅ r/peloton
