The only thing I'm high on is love. Love for my shitposts and dankmemes. Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need.1yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
That meme fills me with hope... And some other emotions that are weird and...deeply confusing me.1yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for what I did to your shitposting group.2yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Moleman taking advantage of his one chance with Edna Krabappel.1yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Let us shitpost like the Geeks of old. You know the ones I mean.1yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Wait. I'm remembering something. I was a little girl meeting my daddy for the first time.6mo ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
TIL that Krusty's Fun House (1993), which was available on SNES, Genesis, and Master System was just a licensed reskin of the Amiga exclusive Rat-Trap (1991)10mo ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
It's not my fault I only like to listen to shit I've already heard a million times.... ok, it is my fault.10mo ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
And that's how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn one shitpost into three shitposts.2yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Another Metroid post. Credit to /u/Sloppy_Quasar for the idea.1yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Poor Homer. This post was never meant for one as beautiful as you.1yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles, released an album in 1965 called Best of the Beatles that contained no Beatles music but fooled so many people into buying it that it was investigated for consumer fraud.9mo ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
What's so unappealing being woken up by your elderly father to talk about sex.2yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
A rare photo, taken in 1960 of the LA police department dressed up as women in an attempt to nab purse-snatchers.2yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
That does it. One of them has to go. Okay. Catwoman. No. The b-a-t-m-a-n.3yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
So prepare yourself for the bloody mayhem and unholy carnage.2yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Well, there's no shame in being beaten by the best. -- But he didn't seem all that... -- We were beaten by the best, boy.11mo ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Here you go-- a Laffy Post for you, and a Nostalgia Post for me. Oh, boy, this takes me back.2yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Uh, ilestMYRON, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo. - Futurama Crossover.2yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take the cookies and the sewing needles and some, uhh, thread. You always need thread. And get that security tape! I want a Quicktime of my minty-fresh entrance posted on my home page by tomorrow!!1yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
This is what happens when you cut money out of quote posting and put it into shitposting!2yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
But as for me, I'm off to post aliens on a faraway planet. - that sounds like a good shit post. - yes. Yes, a-a shit post. Yes.2yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
You just watch yourself. We're wanted shitposters. I have the ban sentence on twelve subreddits.1yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
This shitpost is titled: You have to laugh at the memes he's not posting.1yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
It'll also send you on a toll road despite the non-toll road option being faster.10mo ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Remember when I said I wouldn't make any more of these? I lied.6mo ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
How about it, r/simpsonsshitposting? Will you upvote me... Again?1yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Oh, my god! That's his lucky Reddit upvote! He's a boxpost! My meme's a boxpost!1yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
38 years and that's all I have to show for it. - You're 39. - ( screams )1yr ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
