My favourite Butters line: Well, thanks for offering to let me in your clique guys, but to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.4yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/southpark
US soccer player Alex Morgan calls out Twitter page for fabricating a quote6yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
This ad for a women's help centre in Munich uses the same picture as the First World Problems meme.10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Give her this... and this... and then these. Thank you, Doctor. Oh, I'm not a doctor.10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When Lois is using Facebook you can see that Meg has added her as a friend and she hasn't accepted.9yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/familyguy
You know Homer, the traditional way to cheat in golf is to LOWER your score!9yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey I heard we're going to Ape Island. Yeah, to capture a giant ape! I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island. Candy Apple Island? Whadda they got there? Apes... but they're not so big.8yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I came because I love the theater! I mean, if I just came here to enjoy watching your father be humiliated when this asinine spectacle of his is ridiculed by everyone in town, what kind of person would I be? A bitch.6yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/familyguy
Tomorrow I'm donating a kidney to my best friend. My best friend Barney. Not Marshall, Barney. Marshall's so lame.9yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/HIMYM
Random throwback found browsing my archives: triple j's Tim Shiel on stage with Gotye. Copenhagen, 21 November 2012 (Making Mirrors world tour).3yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/triplej
I feel like I'm gonna die, Bart. We're all gonna die, Lis. I meant soon. So did I.9yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Magic trick apparently by OP's son, watermarks over video and info on OP's user page suggest otherwise6yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
So you got somethin' to look at while you're talkin' to 'em. Heheheheheheheheh! ... So you got somethin' to look at while you're talkin' to 'em. Heheheheheheheheh! ...8yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/familyguy
It's his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid. There, I just saved you two long boobless hours.9yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/familyguy
Rewatching episodes, I noticed another instance where Barney uses 83% in a story.10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/HIMYM
I just feel terrible about getting Mr Smithers fired. That job was all he had! Imagine how you'd feel Marge, if you got fired from the... those things that... you do.6yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
One that's always bothered me. Opening credits of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.6yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/UnnecessaryQuotes
Porter Robinson and Madeon just blew my mind at their Brisbane show. Anyone heading to their other shows, you're in for a treat!7yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/triplej
The prisoner problemma - variation on trolley problem with some interesting discussion in the comments6yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/HelloInternet
Attention passengers: Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania! I'm sorry, it is now called 'New Zanzibar'. Excuse me, it is now called 'Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar'.10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And you said testing with the dummy was a waste of time. No, I said DRESSING the dummy was a waste of time.9yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/HIMYM
Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey... put it away boy!! ...situation.10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
First World Problems stock photo appears in ad for a women's help line in Munich. (x-post /r/MildlyInteresting)10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/MemesIRL
...and, that's everything which happened in my life right up to the time I got this phone call.10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Any valuables in the house? Well, the Picasso, my collection of classic cars... Sorry. This policy only covers actual losses, not made-up stuff.10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
How did Ted realise this at the same time as Jen? For her it was a repetition of their date 7 years ago, but he had presumably taken every other first date to the same restaurant and used the same puns between then and now.10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/HIMYM
Boys, it wasn't easy choosing only one of you for the free week at Pele's Soccer and Acting Camp. Let's all congratulate... Nelson!10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Coming up next, our feature race - the Nuclear Power Plant Championship! Plant! Plant!9yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
A good look at Porter Robinson's live setup - taken from his performance on Last Call with Carson Daly10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/EDM
Rating questions like this makes me wish there were a question is just plain wrong option.8yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/TriviaCrack
Visualisation of 2014-15 Premier League appearances by squad number (x-post /r/dataisbeautiful)10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/soccer
Three of the top five posts in /r/bestof have unnecessary apostrophes in their titles.10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Just noticed Ted's terrible park when he buys his new car (S03E15 The Chain of Screaming)10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/HIMYM
I'm sorry ma'am, but everything on the menu has fish in it. What about the bread? Does that have much fish in it? Yes.10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I wanted to find that funny scene in The Simpsons where Homer says It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.11yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
And now, because the children are our future, here are the children of Springfield Elementary with a song they call 'The Children Are Our Future'. Children?10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This house number, written with letters rather than numbers, has been misspelt.9yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
In a show with a lot of attention to detail, one of the most infuriating scenes for me: Barney displaying a slide show on the nursery wall without a projector. (S07E06)10yr ⋅ ij3k ⋅ r/HIMYM
