Scumbag baby boomer uncle. Fuck a throwaway, I'm tired of his shit.7yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Anyone else a slave to GPS so you can think about more important things while you’re driving?3yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/INTP
Co-worker responds at the early morning corporate meeting to ice breaker question, what animal would you be and why?7yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My friend is a long time redditor. His reaction when I told him I made a reddit account [OC]11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When I'm 10 years old, scored some batteries, can't find my dad, it's Christmas time, and they're trying to decide whether or not to waterboard me.8yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW a customer starts breastfeeding in front of my co-workers and me.11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Sausage cheese muffin plus sausage biscuit equals transmutational shit2yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
When my gif got deleted from here for NOT being a reaction and deleted from /r/gifs for BEING a reaction11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Maybe if more people saw how difficult it is to immigrate to the US legally, they'd have a bit more empathy for the undocumented...7yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/EnoughTrumpSpam
When a friend tells me to listen to this new song and I'm prepared for it to be awesome, but it sucks. [OC]11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When my wife asks me if I'm excited to spend the weekend with her parents [OC]11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I lose a ton of karma for a controversial comment that I don't regret11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I'm told I should petition to get this gif out of retirement7yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I'm at Chipotle and my wife asks should we steal some Tabasco sauces? [OC]7yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
So, the new US president is an old, heartless, ruthless, self-centered greedy caricature?7yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Chiefs' Tight End Travis Kelce gets ejected for showing his disapproval with the ref's call8yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/gifs
Anyone here trying to buy toys of Poppy the pink Troll for their daughters!? It's like trying to find Turbo Man.8yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/ActionFigures
My reaction when Boston PD tried to search my home but I knew they didn't have a warrant11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/libertarianmeme
That Georgia teacher who shot a gun in school this week and virtually no one got hurt... Conspiracy Keanu comes to mind.6yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
S8: E7 – Does anyone know who Mike Tibbets is in real life? I know who he is in the context of the show, but is he just an extra? Or like a production person, what’s his name? As a side note, I think Michael Scott could have made it work to get Mike Tibbets and Cathy together if he were around.3yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
MRW this video has not been made available for mobile devices on YouTube [OC]11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
You can't prove there is no god, you just have faith in science11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/atheism
Thou shalt not use Facebook. For a few months. And I shall bestow cars, houses and jobs upon you.10yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Yes the Falcons fell apart, but NFL OT rules need revision for postseason games7yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When I just aced finals, it's warm outside, I'm getting drunk watching Futurama, and my gf is on her way to give me a beej [OC]11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When I'm captured and put in an underground movie studio and I'm forced to look like I'm really crying for a scene11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I hear Sean Hannity offered to undergo waterboarding for charity years ago, yet still hasn't done it [OC]7yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Ex-Christian turned non-public atheist here. Nice verses are not so nice with context (my comment by black box)11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
MRW my co-worker keeps dropping death farts after a heavy night of drinking [OC]11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When we call her cooch brain, my wang bunny, in is hip and out is hop, we go into my recording studio to bang, and I ask her to sing like a dirty autobiographical narrator.7yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
I've been a lip reader for hours now, and I think she's saying stoff. Anyone have the translation? Not sure on the language...11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/stopgirl
A good trick question for your Christian relatives today; sets up for a good conversation?11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/AdviceAtheists
Ran into someone I secretly dislike. MRW they said we should grab lunch sometime as they walked away. [OC]11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I heard that Dr. Oz proved a psychic is communicating with the other side11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW Boston PD tried to search my home but I knew they didn't have a warrant (OC)11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW my friend tells me Facebook is going to be a pay service [OC]11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I wish this would happen to people that still say that rocks my face off!11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Working in retail, where apparently people can't tell time11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Looks like McDonald's is getting their Christmas hiring done early!11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
It was like the sky was split in two, dark and light. (Not edited at all I swear!)11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/pics
MRW I make my whole work smell like microwaved chicken pot pie11yr ⋅ Ihavemyownpizzaoven ⋅ r/reactiongifs
