Have been looking to adopt a void for ages. Ended up with two! Armitage and Finn say hello.3yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/blackcats
Found this miniature chair thrifting today and knew it would be purrfect for her.4yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/aww
My friend made a gym date with me today, insisted on it. MRW this morning he is hungover watching Netflix. Friggin' flakes, man.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When they ask you last minute to come in for half a shift after cutting hours and screwing up the schedule5yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/walmart
MRW I go to a public party dressed as Louise Belcher and two total strangers walk in behind me dressed as Bob and Linda7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
To people who stream shows on their phones in the break room and won't use earbuds/headphones:4yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/walmart
My childhood friend posted this on FB. She's 32. One giant leap backward for womankind.8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you pick up shifts to make up for lack of hours and end up with just one day off5yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/walmart
Trolls, this is Strider. He is my best friend of almost 12 years and is undeniably in his December. I think tomorrow might be the day. Worst Christmas ever.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When two of my coworkers who voted Trump are furious that an outsider whom they feel is unqualified gets the promotion they were vying for.8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, thank you for all of your kindness and support yesterday. I had Strider put to rest this morning. I miss him.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Strider (RIP) in 2016 and Hugo today. I'm never alone in the bathroom.5yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/BorderCollie
M(internal)RW my dog goes outside and comes back in without pottying and shits on my floor. Twice in one morning.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I desperately want to wear my hair up because it is hotter than Satan's balls, but I have a gross zit on my neck8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I can't stop coughing because of my cold AND I'm on my period. HIF.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Shark week gets worse the older I get. MRW I wake up in the dead of the night with shooting pains in my butthole.8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's a small thing, Trolls, but this is the first time I've worn this shirt and jeans without any muffin top or spare tire spilling out. I'm getting there!9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my adorable gay friend and coworker tells me, beaming, that he and his fiancee got married this morning9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you bend over backwards to be supportive of a friend but realize they almost never ask how you're doing. I'm so tired of being the person people vent to.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Yesterday was a good day. While waiting to see Star Wars, got a message from the guy I've been into saying he wants to date.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Every time something bothers her, my coworker decides to stop speaking to absolutely all of us, does incredibly sloppy work, and is rude to customers. Or tells us our hair and clothes are awful.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just a picture of my three friends who insist we HAVE to hang out together but always go radio silent when I have a weekend off.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Guy friend didn't bother to come over for dinner and cheesecake because he legit thought I was only teasing him with food. Now I have an entire pumpkin spice cheesecake and copious amounts of alcohol. Who wants to come over?8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When a person expresses interest in you so you try to get to know them better, but they keep sending lol or haha.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I wake up realizing I had several erotic dreams involving Bruce Banner.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I got a job offer this morning. That I applied to last night. I'll finally be able to leave my shitty retail big box hell!7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you find out that everyone from your old job is actively, aggressively harassing the manager to transfer you back.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When your drunk friend is pouring his heart out to you about unrequited love for a friend and the way he feels is exactly how you felt about him7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TFW When you've only been talking for a week, went on one date, and he's exhibiting signs of a stage 5 clinger.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy at work has that Fluttergiggle effect on me, but he's 22 and I'm 31.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I have no electricity because of the hurricane, can't shower, am on my period, and my best friend can't be bothered to keep me for the night even though I have done then same for her many times.8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, life is going great. But I'm sad most of the time, for no good reason. What's wrong with me?6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, this morning I found out that my friend and coworker, who was only 24, was in a car wreck yesterday. He died instantly.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Facebook reminded me to wish my friend Ken a happy birthday. He died in July.8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me with my Fairweather/wishy-washy/negative friends in 2018 so far.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I haven't had a mutual crush on anyone in 4+ years and I'm pretty sure the cute younger guy at work is into me.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, my friend is an emotional vampire and I need to break up with her. We have close mutual friends. How do I do this?6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I attempt explaining to my former best friend what she did to upset me and cause me to cut her off and she goes into gaslighting mode.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW people defend Trump while simultaneously condemning Matt Lauer for the SAME SHIT6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Rewatching G.L.OW. in anticipation of season 2 this weekend 😍6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW you're trying to hang out with someone and they literally can't/refuse to put their phone down7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Top two are at the shelter and adoption day (January) Bottom two are within the past month.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/BeforeNAfterAdoption
When the adorable friend you kind of like apologizes for missing your party by sending a saucy snapchat. Shirtless hair ruffling. Eye sex with camera.8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me IRL this weekend. I feel like a bad friend but I just can't deal with people right now.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW guys on Tinder get butthurt if they don't get a response in 5 minutes.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(internal)RW the neighbors are setting off close to professional grade fireworks at 12:30AM. On a Monday.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me trying to actually meet and date people while having low-key unrequited feelings for a close friend6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Two of my friends have chopped their hair off really short and I'm just over here like9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
One of my best friends found out his Mom died this morning. They had a rocky relationship but he's taking it hard. I don't know what to do for him.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Finally met a Tinder match for a real date and he's SUPER into me. I'm not used to being liked back. I have no idea what i'm doing.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW when they expect me to come in early and on days off because their numbers suck.4yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/walmart
My BFF, who has literally been the Meredith to my Christina for almost 7 years, has officially left to move to Japan for two years. This has been me all day.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW when store employees keep asking me if there's anything they can help me with. AKA why I love online shopping9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm at the gym with two of my closest friends and they suddenly team up and openly mock me.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My boss is an inconsistent, nit-picking micromanager. Not quite 2 weeks until I transfer to a different location.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm 34 and had acrylics put on for the first time today. HIF trying to do anything with my hands.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My parents' 14 year old dog died this morning and my Mom had to deal with it alone7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me when my gym accountability buddy is bullying me into working out but I just want to go home and be a a lazy piece of shit7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was the loud, wacky one at my old job of 7 years. HIF starting my new job yesterday. I hate being awkward around new people.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my friend brags about getting possessive and slobbering all over her new BF if she thinks other women are looking at him.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you don't want to go back to work so you just stay in the break room until you're dead6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/walmart
HIFW when I've made my nails purple and sparkly. I am now ready for the upcoming workweek.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My new job is shady and soul sucking. This is me, texting my old supervisors last night7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I have an invite to a Halloween party tomorrow night but Stranger Things season 2 is also waiting to be binged7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW a guy agrees to see a movie with you, but anxiety tries to convince you that he's doing it out of pity and finds you incredibly annoying and pathetic.8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The cute guy from work is cooking us dinner tomorrow. Trying not to read into things too much. Also I'm socially awkward and so is he. HIF.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When your crush unexpectedly asks you to meet him for breakfast8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you know in your heart of hearts that he doesn't want you back as more than a friend but you still like him. Plz help me, Trolls.8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm super excited about my budget SW cosplay but the 501st Legion (dedicated to screen-accurate costumes) will also be at the con.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I asked a friend to live with me at little to no cost, and he signs a lease to rent a single room for three times as much.With roommates he's never met.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I told my friend he could come to my place so he could ride with me to a memorial service tonight. Then I realized my house is a disgusting mess and I have to clean it before he gets here.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just got the call that my home loan app wasn't approved even though I have no debts, same full-time job for 5 years, and excellent credit. I'm 31, single, and living with my parents.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I know not one, but *two* very attractive, geeky guys with whom I get along very well, but they're both emotionally unavailable.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MR(and about 20 other people) when a stranger posted a picture of my sweet, introverted friend on FB shaming him for what he was wearing7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have to drop this little guy off at the vet before work. He's having his teeth worked on. Positive vibes for me, trolls? I worry about my baby.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I spend the better part of my Saturday with my crush and then he and BFF stay the night for drunken shenanigans8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, my friend next door convinced me to go to a burlesque show with her tonight. (I've never been) It was so much fun!7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I've had a realistic, emotional, romantic dream about the person who asked me out, knowing I likes him, then ghosted when he found someone better.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I have less than nothing in common with everyone at my new job and no one talks to me. I'm ready to go ask for my old one back even though I hated it, because I love the people7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIWF my friend BEGS me constantly to come over because she's lonely and bored, and then never responds when I ask her what time I should show up.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My friend drove 7 hours to see his long distance SO for the first time since January and they are both glued to their phones instead of visiting. MRW.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I think I may have strep and the Dr's receptionist told me walk ins were fine, come on in, and then after I drove all the way there, snottily told me there were no openings until late this afternoon. I am missing work and my period is due.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My period started two days early, but waited until I finished our 5 mile March of Dimes walk.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm doing a promotion table at work, feeling frumpy, and a dude asks me out and tells me I'm gorgeous.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I get up and make a hot, somewhat proper lunch to bring to work instead of a sad, slapped-together sandwich or getting fast food.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, it's my birthday but I'm stuck at work! Send GIFs and pictures of Tom Hiddleston and Adam Driver?6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Who else saw Infinity War and is feeling some type of way? *SPOILERS WILL BE HERE*6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW a confederate flag lovin' Christian agrees with me on gay marriage not affecting her faith, wishes me God Bless, and unfriends me anyways9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW for the third morning in a row, we don't have running water, meaning it is the third morning in a row I cannot brew coffee.10yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW opening snaps from my infuriatingly flirtatious friend. That knows I have an enormous crush on him.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I got my first ever indoor cat last week and she's perfect! But my house smells like a litterbox5yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/cats
The guy friend I'm into had been sending me whiny, profanity-laden Snapchat videos since 2AM. I'm trying to get Thanksgiving ready for my parents. HIFW right now.8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me and my BFF's RW our ridiculously hot coworker is bored at work so he gets on the floor and starts doing PUSHUPS.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
One of my best friends is in ICU for appendectomy complications. All I can do is pray and watch his husband's FB feed for updates. HIF.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I show up for orientation and the manager cheerfully says she hasn't been able to finish setting me up in the system and to come back later.6yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you're actually feeling brave enough to say yes to a Tinder date and he makes a joke about killing a hooker.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Throwing my best friend's going away party tonight through Sunday. HIF.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I really want to put on nail polish, but my cuticles are dry and gross no matter how much I take care of them10yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When we hang out with our seemingly cinnamon roll coworker and his equally deceptive cinnamon roll wife and they are just as foul and debauched as the rest of us8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When the person you like starts talking with you on the regular but they're scared of you and can't carry a conversation and keep apologizing.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW people keep sitting at the table beside me or AT THE SAME TABLE in otherwise empty restaurants7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When your needy, clingy best friend not-so-unexpectedly is coming back from overseas after 3 months and you realize your social life and sanity has been better without them. How do I keep my distance without being a total bitch?7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My best friend is moving to Japan before next year. Sweet guy I had a growing flirtationship with has withdrawn into himself and gone radio silent. HIF. Trolls, I'm so lonely.8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When your crush is at your house party and you're drunk af and in your natural environment. To be fair, he didn't protest.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A customer asked me today if my hair was real or a weave. I'm so confused.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my dog has a torn ligament in his knee and no matter what I do, I can't give him his mobility back9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my coworker walked into work today and his hipster/Amish style beard was shaved off for the first time since I've met him.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my rush asks my BFF and I out for dinner and then flakes out on us and leaves us both hanging. I thought he was better than this.7yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW watching the last two episodes of Ouran High School Host Club9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my friend wants to offer me an animal shelter job, but it's a little less than I'm making at my shitty retail job and has NO benefits. Trolls, I'm so torn.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW our adorable Shih Tzu is cuddled beside me and I realize she's let our a horrible silent fart10yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My Friday night post-Deadpool with my BFF. Happy Birthday to me!8yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was seriously considering asking out a guy who I knew at least used to like me but was too shy to ask, but then he posted that Men who cook meme. Uh uh.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My friend texted me that he forgot to take his nachos out of my truck after lunch. He just wanted to make sure they wouldn't be left rotting in there. MRW.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my normally goofy, redneck, country boy type friend sends me a text saying my get well card made him cry and how glad he is that I'm in his life.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
One of my coworkers complained, whined, and generally bitched about everything and nothing today. Loudly. Incessantly.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Our reaction when our super great/smart/stunningly hot/all around great coworker takes a job at a different location.9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I finally stand up to and yell at a bitchy coworker who does nothing but make passive aggressive complaints and accuse the rest of us of playing around all the time10yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How I know when people know me well, even if we don't talk much. Things like this have been showing up on my FB all morning.10yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When Valentine's Day is officially over and everyone's gushy statuses and pictures are still flooding my feed10yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW someone tells me it's acceptable to ask if/tell someone they look pregnant if they are A female with a large belly9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my Dad thinks I managed to wash and partially dry my thick, waist-length hair in 10 minutes9yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW Mom and I are having a pro-choice conversation quite loudly and suddenly realize my ultra-conservative Dad has been in the house for several minutes listening to us10yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I realize I can't use my Starbucks gift card just now because my mouth is loaded with Novocaine10yr ⋅ IDreamofLoki ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
