I thought the post was a joke but she was dead serious

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Thanks I hate screaming turtle baby things

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My new babysitter. We pay her in catnip

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She is a patient little cat and is just happy to be part of whatever he includes her in.

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All our plans kept getting canceled. His ring didn’t come, my dress got messed up.. so we said f- it and went to the courthouse. I got married in a mask and a $30 dress. Best day of my life.

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Just celebrated 3 years or sobriety with my 1 year old.

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We made it a year!

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!Get married or be a whore!

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Thanks, I hate being American.

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This was oddly specific

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He’s not like other boys

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I thought you may appreciate this teeny tiny bottle of amethyst I got for my mini altar at work.

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Quit smoking during the pandemic

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