I've had an ingrown hair for years. Finally got it out. Q-Tip for scale.

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Can I see your license and insurance?

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Just sayin'

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Old format, new twist.

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Just saying ...

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Awww.

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Librarians are assholes.

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You wish you were me

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Early Valentine's Day meme.

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Gamer's got game

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I don't get it.

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Call your dad

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Your parents are so proud of you ...

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This definitely belongs here.

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Celebrate the sacrifice.

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I'm not a fucking plant.

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I mean, I'd could go green ...

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I need a friend.

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That tree gets a smack every time I walk by.

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When my city banned plastic straws

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The REAL OG

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Me, yesterday. Scowling.

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A silver lining.

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Stay away from me.

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Gonna miss dinner honey

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Mysterious ways.

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English Mfkr!! Do you speak it??

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Yeah, I don't wanna know.

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You know he did it.

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I don't think so.

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Teddy's gonna talk, mark my words.

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No. Just NO.

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Epic self own.

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I still think it does

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Five Stars

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My worst bad beat, submitted for your approval.

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Oldie but a goodie.

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Rave review.

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Such wholesomeness.

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Benny & Linda

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He wasn't so cheap after all.

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Serendipity.

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Submitted without comment.

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I'm waiting ....

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I wanna party with this guy.

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His Royal Highness

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Eirinn go Brach

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California [1918] - Read the sign

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The struggle is real.

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Cross dressing done right.

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I'll be okay.

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Eye patches are sexy.

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I love the look on Mommy's face ...

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Not gonna make it to class today ...

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You'd like me when I'm drunk though.

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I wanna get drunk with your mom.

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Don't turn on the light.

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A LOT cheaper than car seats!

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Fact Checkers?

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But I can't pack for shit.

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We got you fam

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This really happens.

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Hey Karen ...

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Me...19yr old Marine, heavily armed. (1983)

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What an ass.

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What do you have to say for yourself?

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Men are simple.

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I ain't sayin' she's a goldigger ... but

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Stay alert fellas.

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Finally a game I can win

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I think this belongs here.

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No Capes!

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No offense Mom.

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Our minds are white noise.

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See what he did there?

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[1977] Me with my first car. A 1968 Ford Cortina, bought when I was 14 for $200.

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You don't see that everyday.

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Gonna be a long night.

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This should go without saying.

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I just can't.

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Whatever it takes

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We didn't mean THAT junk!

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Oh fuck ....

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The quickening.

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Lois Griffin Cosplay.

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No mas cobra chicken!

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So that's how it works ...

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Future goth

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Can I help you?

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It's fine bro, I got you.

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This is great.

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My wife and I, 1988. She thought I looked like Tom Cruise.

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Hands Free Telephone Mask [1960's]

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Change my mind.

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Martha Quinn - Live Aid- [1985] My Veejay crush from the 80's.

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Putting Grandma in her place.

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Time to SMASH!!

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The power of a logo.

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She's clearly innocent.

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The Art of War

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He looked at her and said, Nope

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Semper Fi

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I can hear the scream.

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She has bigger hands though ...

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Demi Moore 1981 (Pre-boob job)

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Don't be that guy

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She had to fake the smile before she saw the receipt.

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Game Over.

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I'm just gonna leave this here ...

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Me either

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Playing the board

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Psst! Whacha doin?

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You've been warned.

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Bust a deal, face the wheel.

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Because I care.

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Why not?

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Ebola dreams . . .

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If it wasn't so true it might be funny.

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You gotta do what you gotta do.

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Oh!! That's what he was saying!!

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Instant Legend

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It's time to rebuy

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Get out Fido!

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Trailer park Rapunzel?

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There's a new sheriff in town.

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She can never know the truth

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Why didn't I know this?

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In honor of Vet Day, my favorite pic from my USMC days. Enjoy. (Hawaii-1983)

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Me 05/30/1983. 40 years ago today.

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Jus going to leave this right here ....

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He's still smiling though.

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Truman gives JFK his autograph [1961]

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I separated my shoulder

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Nice guys finish last.

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The poker gods will not be pleased.

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Well, well, well.

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I guess these people actually exist ...

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Campfire stories when there are only campfires left.

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[Image] EATEN UP BY NOTHING

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That's a lot of mayo

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Me...19yr old Marine, heavily armed. (1983)

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Los Angeles [1979] - 16.7 gallons of gas for $15.

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I hope this is true.

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Me at 15 in 1978. I was in N.C. and those are Coors cans. Coors wasn't sold on the east coast in 1978.

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Stop fuckin' around

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For real

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Is she under arrest?

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A little help here?

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What could go wrong?

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