Professional Roofer

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MRW I nut and she keeps stroking it

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I will miss you and your bizarre witticisms, Spiderman.

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My dumb cat got stuck in a dumb tree

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The irony...

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My dumb cat stuck in a dumb tree (but damn if he isn't photogenic)

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So this just happened...

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hmmm

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Automod at r/darkjokes anytime a post includes the word black

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It's like we're having two different conversations

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My grandma in the hospital. She died a week later.

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What a bargain

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Rap Snacks (potato chips) feat. Migos: Sour Cream W/ just a DAB of Ranch

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Zima: regardless of nobody ever demanding their return, they're back!!

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It's official, I'm all of my childhood friend's dads.

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What is this, ice cream for ants?

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