In the real world, your coworkers will appreciate clean, easy to read, functional code. People doing a job don't care that you obsessed over getting every function down to as few lines and characters as possible.1yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
In Joker (2019,) the joke book contains a story about a person who died on the sidewalk with others walking right over him. He later references it on the Murray Franklin show.4yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/MovieDetails
I think that both old and new Pokemon all look fantastic, but I feel that the shape of the eyes is a huge part of why people say that new Pokemon don't look like Pokemon.7yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/gaming
This is Darryl Falzarano, his 12 member research team is currently testing a vaccine for COVID-19.4yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/pics
Friedrich Nietzsche's great grandson (2019) vs him at the same age (1879)5yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
Breadstick estimates that the last time she was fed was sometime between 5000 and 7000 years ago.1yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
Queen Victoria learns of traditional Indian religion after being proclaimed empress. [January 1, 1877.]2yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
I have faith that the National Pokedex will eventually be in Sword and Shield. Not because of GameFreak or The Pokemon Company, but because Nintendo games and hardware have one of the most dedicated hacking communities across the industry.5yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/pokemon
The only piece of fanart I've ever been a fan of from this show. Nothing matters Morty.7yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/rickandmorty
4chan did a better job of banning and removing illegal porn than Tumblr did in 2018, and it's doing a better job than PornHub is in 2020.3yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/4chan
The Chrysler Building is an absolute crown jewel of New York City. Art Deco needs to come back.5yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/pics
I'm actually totally fine with the Sinnoh remakes retaining the chibi art style, but God damn, Let's Go, which is on the same system and came out years ago, did this so much better, and you could still argue even that game was a bit visually lacking.3yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/pokemon
There's reasonable skepticism regarding long term side effects, mRNA's unintended impacts, the possible effects of the suspension agents. There's also complete, unhinged insanity like what Letitia Write, Shuri from Black Panther, is currently promoting on Twitter.3yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/vaxxhappened
I never realized that the boys made a brief appearance in an old Ninja Sex Party video from 2013, Best Friends Forever.1yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/OneyPlays
This would be a much better slogan for the site than The front page of the internet.2yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/redditmoment
And they say Switch can't compete with PC... Mine already has the most longstanding exclusive, the blue screen of death!7yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/gaming
If you follow tier lists, you aren't good enough for tiers to matter.3yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/SmashBrosUltimate
Vader usually looks stoic and powerful, but this Empire poster makes him look downright menacing.7yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/StarWars
This is Beatrix. She's convinced that any time I get up, she's about to get fed again.2yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/teefies
A little over a decade ago, someone from Reddit asked Warren Buffet to do a Naruto pose with him.1yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/pics
I'm definitely excited for the new tracks but I think it's silly to insist that they look as good as what's in the base game. They just don't.2yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/casualnintendo
It's not just the national Pokedex. The outrage has been building up for several years.5yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/pokemon
In the eyes of the law I have committed a great crime. But in the eyes of God? I am amongst Him.2yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/OneyPlays
I'm rewatching each episode in release order. This moment right here after the Death Star was destroyed is still probably the most enthusiastic and heartfelt scene of the entire series.4yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/StarWars
People give Microsoft a lot of shit for not paying attention to the little things for the Windows 11 user experience, but you've gotta give them credit for making sure the user is consistently reminded that they don't own the computer anymore.1yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
I have no respect for corporations that only show solidarity with movements that won't cost them anything.4yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/bisexual
I love him (I didn't expect that the titles had to be longer than three words so this is an artificial expansion)4yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/wholesomememes
[Image] Comparison of the original Spyro covers to the recreations from the Reignited Trilogy.6yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/PS4
Gonna go fuck up the evening? She doesn't even love you! She loves me!2yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/OneyPlays
[Image] Yesterday I edited what I thought a PlayStation 1 cover for Untitled Goose Game would look like. You seemed to like it, which made me happy, so I decided to make some more for some of my favorite PlayStation 4 games.4yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/PS4
Has anyone tried putting together a recommendation list in this format for PS4? [Image]5yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/PS4
I don't believe I've ever envied a fictional character this much.3yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
If anyone ever finds our posts on this subreddit they're going to think we're schizophrenic.2yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/OneyPlays
Japan, 1960: Yamaguchi assassinates Asanuma, leader of the socialist party and supporter of the CCP.3yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/pics
How has Breath of the Wild made you reflect on the Zelda franchise?7yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/Breath_of_the_Wild
I know it's meant to come across as All your friends are so happy to see you again! but it just comes across as a guilt trip.4yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
No matter how long Adam Paloian stays on OneyPlays, I hope they always, always draw his face exactly like this.1yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/OneyPlays
[Image] White is my favorite color, but I wasn't a very big fan of how much contrast is apparent on the Glacier White DualShock 4. I tried to edit it to imagine what it would look like if Sony were to make a near completely white version of it.4yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/PS4
I really love that whoever drew the key art for Smiling Friends go to Brazil was probably never told what the episode was about.1yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/OneyPlays
Someone adjusted the color balance of the Spyro remake to be more similar to the original, I think it looks much better.6yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/gaming
In Batman (1989,) The Joker flips through Vicky Vale's portfolio and sees photographs of the humanitarian crisis at Corto Maltese. In The Suicide Squad, Starro the Conqueror is being studied on this island. This island exists in DC continuity and is named after a series of Spanish adventure comics.2yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/MovieDetails
[Spoiler] Stop the character discussions, we all know the REAL reason she did it6yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/stevenuniverse
In Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, a teenage Padme lusts after a nine year old Anakin. In the original script, this was explained by Padme being a competitive Super Smash Bros Ultimate player, but it had to be scrapped due to licensing concerns from Nintendo.4yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Now that we know Dragon Quest XII runs in Unreal Engine 5, here are my Totally not insane and unrealistic expectations of what it'll look like.3yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/dragonquest
Multiple coworkers at my office keep leaving Sonic McDonald's toys at my desk. I feel like I'm living out Cory's wet dream.2yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/OneyPlays
They gave Fingoria her own Disney+ series and took away her stretchy powers due to Chris complaining about them so much. Never realized he had so much influence.2yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/OneyPlays
I look forward to the day when we're considered the dumb generation.4yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
I'm beginning to think Cory wasn't exaggerating when he said he wanted to beat every Sonic game and I'm completely in favor of it.1yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/OneyPlays
Someone came up with the idea that Amy has full colorblindness, which is why she always mistakes completely different characters for Sonic. If we add in the possibility that she's insanely farsighted, I could believe it.2yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/SonicTheHedgehog
