Ernie and Bert have sunk to new lows with their latest method of torture.4yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert always wanted to look his best for funerals. He and Ernie took turns attending them.3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert had seen it once while tripping on acid. His life had been consumed by the desire to create it since. The perfect engine.3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert learned that having the right friends can make all the difference when you're in another country3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert and Ernie sat through three showings in a row, albeit for very different reasons.1yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ernie and Bert loved their annual tradition of using the dark arts to forsee the coming disasters in the new year, and it wasn't so they could prevent anything.1yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Dammit Ernie, it's 4/20! This stuff doesn't have a holiday! Sure it does, Bert! The day we sell it!2yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
It was a painful disease. The discharge had to be cleared manually by pulling a string of knotted-together scarves out by hand.1yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert was astonished that Bort had actually made himself useful for a change.1yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
You can still see the skull covered up on the right. Totally unwatchable!1yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/Seaofthieves
Bort's Tribute, Part 6: There's a secret song at the center of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh4yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert mused that it was almost enough for him to like the guy as Ernie hit the Post button. Almost.10mo ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert thought he couldn't love Ernie more, but the latest surprise changed that.3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Well you're the one that steered the cruise ship into the rocks while screaming that you wanted the ultimate body count, Ernie. This is your damned fault!2yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert gasped and sobbed quietly as he wallowed in a hell that he never would have thought possible.2yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Don't care, had sex, haha! said Incelmo as his face rotted off [Incelmo contest entry]1yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Big Bird felt his blackened, shriveled heart begin to grow and warm as he listened to this do-gooder. That's why the smarmy prick had to die.2yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
I know it's not actually a bertstrip, but we might be out of a job soon, folks...1yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bort found a way to buy himself some time, but he knew it wouldn't last.4yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ernie and Bert were both admitted to the ER later. Bert's junk was horrifically swollen and lobster red. Ernie's eyes were swollen shut due to some bad aim.2yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ernie and Bert were irredeemable monsters. Still, Bort knew there was a good chance that Ernie or Bert would bite into a needle or a razor blade. This was Sesame Street, after all.2yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
The cycle would continue forever as it always had. Fate would not be denied. Bert would always be a monster of his own creation.1mo ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert resolved to never call Ernie a nerd again for reading books about insects.2yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert had to do it four times before he realized that Ernie was fucking with him3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Elmo's final moments came not long after. His last thoughts were bittersweet. He was never able to score, but at least he'd be frozen with her like this for eternity.1yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
But Elmo won't win the election if we count all of the votes from the people who didn't vote for Elmo! Do something, you desk-chewing fuck!3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ernie and Bert built it to commit a heinous act that could never be topped, but also because they were sick of everyone's bullshit.3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Anyone else seeing this? All ship names become canned, including your own.1yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/Seaofthieves
Bort has learned from Ernie and Bert. Now it's time for him to show them.3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Anyone seen this one? Saw this as a teenager in a video rental shop and was intrigued, but never rented it.1yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/badMovies
Bort was elated to have experienced another wonderful day with Ernie and Bert4yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Seduction? Deviancy? Sounds like my kind of game, giggity giggty goo!3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
The residents of Sesame Street weren't particular about who would get to vote, but there were some things that they just couldn't tolerate.3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert was in awe that Ernie would give him such an amazing, thoughtful, and arousingly delicious gift.3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert learned that a book can still be a lot of fun even if it is over-exposed with some very annoying fans.3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
They'd had to sit on the idea for months before finally being able to use it3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
I may have had too much fun creating my own religions over the course of this run.3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
My dad bought this IIgs when I was 3 years old. I set it up again today. It still works.3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/VintageApple
Cookie Monster knew he had hit rock bottom when he started taking special orders from Ernie and Bert.4yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bort now knows the truth behind his hellish existence, and it's worse than he could have imagined.4yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bort's Tribute, Epilogue: Down the dark decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of heaven4yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert didn't believe in hell. He didn't fear death. Dying changed all of that in ways he could have never imagined.3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
I'm already at an activity and can't plan my son's grand wedding. Except that I'm not at any activty.11mo ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Apparently a character can get a nickname for being a chronic masturbator5yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Hugh Grant and Peter Capaldi in an absurd flick starring a sexy snake lady.1yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/badMovies
I tried sitting down for this one ages ago, but I just couldn't finish it. Maybe I should give it another shit.1yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/badMovies
Just a bunch of supplies left behind for the next players at Sanctuary Outpost.3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/Seaofthieves
Okay, this is just wrong. Now Paradox is TRYING to make us depraved. As if they needed to.3yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Some of them were horrified, but others remembered it as the best lecture EVER.4yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/bertstrips
Apparently it's the cure for everything. Why hasn't modern medicine caught on yet?4yr ⋅ IAmWeary ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
