Got dang it, it's 7:15! I'm missin' The Wheel!

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I do believe I need a window seat, because this flower is wilted

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I love Dale's recalling of the events that lead up to the Firehouse getting burned down lol.

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Peggy gets a fair amount of hate, but let's be honest- Carl was an absolute dirtbag in every episode he was in.

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I sell propane and propane accessories, I tell you hwhat. Shut up, Dale!!!!

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If you use public parks to throw parties- clean up your shit. End of story. So sick of seeing this.

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Brenda's got you. You're her whole world right now! Brenda's my dead cousin. She's watching over both of us!

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Kahn was one lucky dude.

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Attention men in Police suits, I have decided to trust your patsy, my good friend Hank Hill. If you are going to shoot me, I want Bobby Hill to take the shot because he'll put me down clean.

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Ma Ma was a pretty great mother to Francine. Especially considering what her birth parents did to her.

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That fence is engineered to withstand the force of a multi-ton racing car. Yet it's no match for Hank's foot when he sees some ass he needs to kick.

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We've got to get to the bottom of this! Count me out. I gave up sleuthing after the case of the missing bike horn turned into a double rape-homicide.

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Detective Turlington is a criminally underrated character. Heres to hoping he goes some more love in the upcoming seasons.

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The name's Bob Todd. Bob Todd Williams. Robert Toddford Williams. Bobby Todd, if ya'd like. Todd Willy's fine too! Robert Bob, Bobby Todd's all the same. If you call me Mr. Williams, I won't know what to do with it! I do however go by T-Dub at the local racetrack. And the ladies call me Bert Bert.

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I miss when Craig wore his little hat and would just flip people off and deny that he flipped them off.

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Who's your favorite character and why is it Octavio?

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Hands down this episode was Bill at his worst.

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I love how confident John Redcorn is in his absolutely terrible band, Big Mountain Fudgecake. Amazing episode.

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Found a payphone with a dialtone and a recently uuptaded phonebook while setting up an election center in Arcadia County Park. So neat coming across functioning relics.

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It's not my fault, Stan. I was texting.

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Hands down the best persona by Roger. Frank Essentially a Cop Trueblue.

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One of my most favorite Peggy moments. Luanne cowering behind the couch just makes the scene so much better.

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What did Daddy think of my trades? You hurt this family with what you did, Steve. You made us weaker as a unit.

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Casual reminder that Kahn and Minh had sex on the Hill's kitchen table.

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Oh. Did I just sing my way in here? | Yes! Please take what you want and leave! | Are we gonna die, Mommy? | Yes, Brandi.

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When I turned 14 I took fiduciary responsibility for my Mother's 401K. We discussed it over Italian food. I had my first espresso. It kept me up all night, fell asleep at dawn for five minutes and had a stress dream about the house burning down. ...Pretty good birthday.

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Wow, look at that! The wormhole! It's so beautiful. Like staring into the face of God! It's unbelievable!

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One of my favorite Bobby moments- Hank gives Bobby a dollar. Why in God's name is hunched over eating on the floor? That boy ain't right.

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One of the best episodes that features one of the best characters in the series. Everything this guy said was pure gold.

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LEARN ENGLISH. LEARN. ENGLISH.

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Dale you giblet-head, we live in Texas, where it's already 110 in the summer. And if it gets one degree hotter I'm gonna kick your ass!

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What was that? | Just the sound of all the children we never had | I couldn't give em' to ya Peggy, It's all my fault. I have a narrow urethra, yes I do. This is my urethra.

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*Gets text message* Oh, Jeff sat on his balls... And he doesn't know what to do. Stand... up.... | Pull up a stool, girl. Jeff's floppy balls will be there when you get home. | How do you know Jeff's balls are floppy? | I can hear em'!

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Oh I remember this dream. It's a puppy dream! Eat those puppies, Stan. Eat them 'till you're full.

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Steve, I just did a big Trader Joes run. Pour yourself some unsweetened cherry juice, maybe have it with some sunflower paste on a flax crisp. There's also some scallop shu mai that tastes like nothing and a mushroom flatbread pizza that smells like nutsack.

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He's probably just hungry. Steve I just did a big Trader Joe's run. Pour yourself some unsweetened cherry juice, maybe have it with some sunflower paste on a flax crisp. There's also a scallop shumai that tastes like nothing and a mushroom flatbread pizza that smells like nutsack.

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Official Danny Trejo appreciation post. They put Salmon in the fish tacos, Hank! Salmon!!!

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First, we have to make a quick stop... for Pizza Poppers. Make mine puh puh puh Pepperoni! Make mine puh puh puh Vicodin!

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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie... Listen to me! Charlie! Charlie! ...What was your name again?

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Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you...

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If you want me to hold it tight, say T. If you want me to hold real tight, say RT. That'll be our system! Uhh, alright. T

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One of Dales smartest moves: drugging himself so Hank wouldn't kick his ass.

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And who could forget, Clip Clop!

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Hands down the best one-off character. Jenny needs to make an appearance next season.

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Hello? Hey Dad, calling from history class. So who was president when you where a kid? Oh I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? You know when I'm happy? For about 5 seconds in the morning, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about.

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Hanks attire for when he meets a dog for the first time.

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Honestely Roger, I don't know why you keep recording Bones. It's not as good as it used to be.

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Francine! Ya t-boned me, bro!

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Nice Barry! Charlotte's gonna love that clean cutting. Thanks boss. Hey Tosh, the County still draggin' their feet on those permits?

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*Phone rings* Hello? | Bitch, did you just hang up on- *Beep*

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Every single episode Mr. Kruger is in he's absolute gold. K-oogah! K-oogah!

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I also propose that we put a warning on all horseradish that clearly states if ingest an entire bottle, that you will blow out your sphincter. Also, if anyone knows anyone that died recently with an intact size 3 sphincter, please contact me as I am very low on the waiting list for a donor.

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Sammy Hagar likes poblano peppers.

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Tries to butt into Jerry's life, won't leave him alone and gets upset at Jerry for telling him off. Pesters Jerry at the Health Club until both him and Newman end up getting their membership revoked. He only wanted to get to know Jerry due to his fame. Ramon was terrible.

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Hank Hill! You ruin my life! What can I do for you?

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R/americandad just hit 66,6k subscribers! Later world! Smell my ass!

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Mr. Bookman is hands-down the best one-off. No contest. You buy a jar of Folgers crystals, you put in the cupboard and you forget about it. And then later on when you need it, it's there- it lasts forever, it's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried crystals.

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As long as we're gonna flap our lips, why don't we scarf something? Why don't we take a whole sea bass, slice it down the middle, slather it with my signature spicy ketchup, and wash it down with some icy-cold Cervezas?

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Honey, bring me my BC headache powder and a glass of water

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My absolute favorite Roger moment. Don't you worry about time, let me worry about time.

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Nehyahahuh. Wipe out!

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I'm Snot Lonstein, and this is my dog Dreidel. We get a lot of comments when I walk him. Hey, who's walking who? is one I particularly enjoy.

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Can we all appreciate how Boomhauer is the most intelligent person on the show? And how sad it is nobody can ever understand him? He's even smart enough to use a beer cozy!

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This Bathroom is the bomb, you should fry up some Boloney in here.

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Hmmmmm. *Vomits and starts sobbing* | Whose kid is this?! Who would let their kid see this?!

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I might be in the minority, bit I kind actually liked what Conny did to Jerry's Apartment. Maybe if the vent above the burners was higher up it could have worked out.

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You are always welcome here Budrow, you are my kin. And I will let you drive the Camaro once I fix the got-dang driveshaft!

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Francine! You t-boned me, bro!

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So I see you finally got Luanne into politics.

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One my favorite moments: Jerry and Elaine playing Battleship. Look at how satisfied Jerry is after forcing Elaine to make a sound effect as her Submarine gets sunk.

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One of my many favorite things about this show is the fact that Toshi does nothing but shit-talk Steve. Dude's been doing it since the pilot.

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One of my favorite B-plots- Frank, who's essentially a cop. My lady ordered red sauce and you gave her white. Sorry buddy, we're out of red sauce. Well check again...

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Am I under a roof? ...Sheets!!!

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🎶 Ba-Donkin' Donutz, the hole with a soul 🎶

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Danuta.

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I'm a fireman!! I'm a- hadufa...

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Honestly Roger, I don't know why you keep recording Bones anyways. It's not as good as it used to be... I mean, I think we could all agree that there was a-uh a dropoff in the... fourth season...

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UNCA HANK...

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Bobby! Pants!

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Dale and Octavio moments are some my most favorite moments in the show. Pffft, I don't care if he stays or goes, Girbble. Where's the money you owe me ese?

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Thinks that Jerry is visiting someone house sitting just to have sex, stares him down as Jerry waits for the elevator, deflects small talk and talks back to Jerry, sticks him with his job so he can go out Just for a beer real quick. This guy was a jackass.

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Bobby with Gout

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Yup. Yup. Hmmmhmm. *Dale does tribal chant*

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Oh we don't have strawberry. What we do have is The strawberry that broke the camel's back.

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Angels fan here just dropping by to show y'all some Tony Gwynn inspired APA! Best of luck to you guys down the run. Beat LA! (By the way, it's some seriously good beer. Fruity and malty at the same time)

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Nothing tops Elaine on muscle relaxers. Say astronaut!

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I'll never get sick of this show, and more specifically- this episode. It says here that Flavortown should be somewhere around here. | I tell you one thing, this is Frito Pie weather.

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Who's you're favorite underrated character? Mine might be Officer Brown.

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Luanne is an absolute S-tier character.

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Hands down my favorite outro. It starts with ONE THING

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Underwear...! Money...! ...Fat...!

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I can't believe you never told us you were Baby Frannie. Oh it's no big deal. I'm officially declaring this the biggest deal in the world. I feel like we all feel- stuck in that well with her. Cold and dark, I'm confused. Nancy, is it normal for a teenage girl like myself to be so disoriented?

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This playthrough Malcolm decided he wanted to be a close talker.

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What's going on out here? It was game point, and he didn't check the ball!! You didn't check it up...?Bush League move, bro!

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Alright, Dadders! We learned a lot of stuff from this scene. I hope you were taking detailed notes, because this is a pop quiz! Who is excited about counting people? is it, A) Stan. B) The Wife. C) Little Glasses Guy? or D) The Lady Stan was arguing with.

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The best backfired plan in all of the show: George attempts to get back at his parents for ghosting him by hooking up with his cousin, only for him to discover his parents having sex in Jerry's new van.

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Try doin' something with your life boy! | Even that scumbag Klaus turned Roger's attic into a neighorborhood bodega. We've all moved on! | Grow a mustache! | Miz-er-uhh!

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Everything about this dlc is quite the trip.

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Comedy Central has been interviewing people on the streets asking their favorite Seinfeld episode. Here we have Patrick Warburton in 2021 whom looks oddly like the Soup Nazi but with shorter hair.

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Found this put up recently at my local Pizzaria as I was getting a pie to-go. Didn't know they carried them, never had one before, but I might pick one up next time I'm there! Look to the cookie, Elaine! Look to the cookie.

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🎶 Bird watchin' buddies! Take it slow, 'cause they're the bird watchin' buddies! And ya know, wherever they go, they gone be watchin' them birds. 🎶

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Killer Instinct roasts you savagely for playing through the game under 3 star difficulty. I'm just trying to have a good time, man...

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Hey Steve, just on a smoothie run, wanted to see what you wanted. I'll just get you a protein power blend, meet you at the gym in about 15- ah! You clipped me bro! Better make that 20 bud, I got clipped I'm ok not everybody's ok. Could you grab the smoothies and get me a bagel? You clipped me chief!

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