And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second. The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great.4yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer, is this the way you pictured married life? Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries5yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Four woman, pictured in 1895, are seen mourning their dead dog3yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/morbidlybeautiful
You're going down, Homer. I'm gonna fool you! You talk better than you fool. I'll fool you up real nice. You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.5yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Two bikini-clad holidaymakers posing outside the Carlton Hotel in Cannes, in the south of France, 1958.4yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
A beautiful charcoal drawing by Palliative Care worker and artist Margaret Ambridge.3yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/morbidlybeautiful
And earlier today, I saw him asleep inside a radiation suit. Can you imagine? He was hanging from a coat hook! He had three beers at lunch, that would make anybody sleepy.5yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The cast and crew of JURASSIC PARK pose for a photo on Warner Bros. Studios' Stage 16 with the T-Rex.6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/JurassicPark
You can pick out any picture you want to take home with you. Erm...O.K. I'll take...that one. NO! You can't have that one that's a coconut cake!4yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
- Nineteen. - Hit me. - Twenty. - Hit me. - Twenty-one. - Hit me. - Twenty-two. - D'oh!5yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's that horrible Mr. Burns, isn't it? YOU LEAVE MR. BURNS OUT OF THIS!!!!5yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Tango 14, we're being fired at. I'm getting an exact ID on the bogey now. Iraqis again.5yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Effects artist John Rosengrant working in a raptor half-suit for Jurassic Park III.6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/JurassicPark
Steven Spielberg, Sam Neill, Stan Winston & crew on set of Jurassic Park (1993)3yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
David Monzingo working on a full-scale raptor puppet at Stan Winston Studio for THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK with Chris Swift.6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/JurassicPark
Hello. Is this A. Aaronson? It might interest you to know that Marge Simpson is pregnant again. Just thought you'd like to know, Mr. Zowkowski. There. Aaronson and Zowkowski are the two biggest gossips in town. In an hour, everyone will know.5yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Carrie Fisher and Meryl Streep during 22nd Annual Women In Film Crystal Awards - June 19, 19984yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Homer, I'm in a rhubarb of a pickle of a jam here. I was all set to go off on vacation when I get called up for jury duty. Oh, it's a corker of a case. Seems a man drove up onto a traffic island and hit a decorative rowboat full of geraniums. Now they're trying it as a maritime offense.5yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Nikola Tesla at rest, with a Tesla coil (thanks to a double exposure) 1899.6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Dad, we did something very bad! Did you wreck the car? No. Did you raise the dead? Yes. But the car's okay? Uh-huh. All right then.5yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I know you don't think you're good enough for me, but believe me, you are. Hell, I done it with pigs. Real, no-foolin' pigs.3yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You do not love Mr. Burns. You love Homer and Marge. You are their son. What you are doing is wrong.6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya and burn your town to cinders!6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Morris, something troubles me. My mother won't be home for another 20 minutes. No. I was thinking about Homer Simpson. That's okay. I was thinking about Sybil Danning.5yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such...6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Daddy, these rubber pants are hot. You wear 'em until you learn, Son.5yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
...And then the film Chaplin, I had a little cameo in that, I actually traveled in time back to the 1920s where... I've, uh, said too much.6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Not quite perished, my lady love. Although some days I wish I had.6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccupping for 45 years.6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mark Hamill & Sir Alec Guinness on the set of STAR WARS. (1976)6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Oh, I better make this quick, or I'm gonna start blubbering like a baby. Yeah, me too. Let me know if you need any help. - Now that you mention it, we could use- - It was just an expression.5yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Get ready for the pride of the United States Air Force: the British-made Harrier Jump Jet!6yr ⋅ Iam2Lazy2ThinkOfOne ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
