What the fuck kind of fortune is this?
Firm but fair.
My wife spent all week making a living moss bathmat and then this one went and peed on it.
I hope she's Mac compatible :)
Why so salty?
Old Habits Die Hard.
Nothing sexier than a scripture girl.
I guess I'll just have to pray for world peace AGAIN.
Looks pretty good tbh.
Literally the only difference.
God must have spent a little less time on you.
Why do I get the feeling the person who made this is writing a Christian themed Star Wars fan fiction?
God...the original reality show producer.
Life hack: rosaries can be used for rappelling in a pinch.
Not sure if this is a good or bad thing...
Don't break the code.
I've been told vaginas are not manly.
Hopefully Scar doesn't try to kill him too.
Deal with it.
Might as well start murdering then!
Steve, you rascal!
I chronicled this guys meltdown across several meme pages.
9. Buy a dental dam.
Take that, city boy.
The holy grail.
Just leave the rolls on the floor.
Damn, 'Fuck Sensitivity' is getting REALLY edgy.
Left the drier open for a few seconds...
Sorry for my last shitpost. This one makes more sense at least.
I'm calling Child Protective Services.
Famous last words.
Just wait :)
Seriously, what time is it?
'Can you leave the porn chains tho...'
She's DTF. Down to Faith.
Is your dad an imposter?
Sorry for the bad photoshop.
Enjoy your poisoned beverage.
No nipples, no success.
Don't drink and tithe.
The last ones to download porn onto floppy discs.
LAME STREAM MEDIA.
Posted by someone I go to great lengths to avoid.
Really makes you wonder about all the women playing the game...
For the last time, yes I'm a passenger.
It's like someone is breaking into my house and making a mess!
Type it or Jesus stays on the freeway.
Damn near guarantee she will have daddy issues.
Surely you jest.
Probably the most notable characteristic of both species.
Someone saw Grumpy Old Men!
Just got this yesterday!
My dog's face the moment I asked if she wanted to go for a walk.
Looks like they had a major shakeup in the meat department.
Wanna bang at a shooting range?
'Stop smiling and take this freaking crown of thorns off my head!'
This is actually what my doctor prescribed for my depression.
You heard it here first.
Another truth bomb from Droopy.
Accidentally took this picture of someone holding their phone and it looks like a TRex.
These two seem SO weird.
PsBattle: Donald Trump mid clap.
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