looking pog

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Who’s gonna tell her?

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she be so

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she she could

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eluR

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Hun makes an offer I can refuse.

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Qcumber wonders if blood oranges contain human blood.

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Derick after a day of being messy online.

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[Humor] oops

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Had me in the first half

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Jeremy finding about the Pest Arrest and realizing nobody’s gonna care about his book

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I’d like to propose a location for the press conference when JB inevitably loses.

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Kylie’s V-Day collection is gorgeous 😍

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Answer the question, hun.

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A difficult season of life

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🤡

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Fun fact: Joe Exotic got more primary votes than Jim Bob Duggar!

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QAnon believers now that a famous, politically-incline pedophile has finally been arrested

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Has this been done yet?

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so true king

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It really do be like that

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Jeremy contemplating how to use the Pest Arrest to promote his book

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choose your younique fighter

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Quick refresher on some of the people who have been buddies with the Pest

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Jed! thinking about his political careee

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You’re right, hun, it’s probably a Facebook glitch.

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LOOKING @ YOU GERTRUDE

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The edgy troll starter pack

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Maybe you should care a little more.

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Checkmate, doctors.

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Fundie infighting? Love to see it!

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When corporate says we're returning to our coffeehouse roots then launches unicorn frappuccinos

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When my manager asks me to lead a coffee tasting

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Too bad weight loss isn't an option

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KNY’s about to drop the most insufferable, least factual podcast of all time

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Locked in literal seconds! Take that, pores.

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#lularoewin

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Customers after they ask us to waste the flat lid we already used so they can get a nitro lid

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Spoiler alert: it’s a terrible deal either way

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Only one thing can be dangerous at a time

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Checkmate, BMI

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When a huge group of teens come in and they're all polite, know how they're paying, and none of them order frappuccinos

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Practically the same

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StArBuCkS iS sTeALiNg mY rEwArDs

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When my green beans are working really hard and trying their best but still try and tell me they’re bad at the job

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🥴

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I hope I can someday be as glam as our lady and savior, the cofounder of Younique 😍💄🙏🏻

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Zucc is totally jealous of your Younique biz, hun!!!

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Woman manages to not only survive with 3% body fat, but also be classified as obese

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When you make $10,000 for your company and instead of getting a salary increase or health insurance, you get a shitty keychain #blessed

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Has this been done yet?

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I’d doubt her too

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Mermaids don’t make faces like this, hun.

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“Help”

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me: i’m totally recovered!!!! also me:

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Me: I should solve work conflicts by being direct and assertive with my coworkers Inner me: stress eat a pastry in the back and make passive aggressive Reddit posts

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When ur just trying to count the safe and ur closing barista won’t stop complaining that you kept them for the full 30 minutes past close they were schedule for

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My take on the Brat challenge! (CCNFW)

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Brother may I have some labor

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Seems legit.

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LeT mE cOlOr MaTcH yOu HuN!

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I can’t decide which look is my favorite!!!

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Hey hun, does YOUR 9-5 slave job enable you to spend a few dollars on stamps?

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You won't have to get your drink remade if you tell the barista you want a frappuccino the first time

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When you’ve asked the customer “what size” for the ninth time and they speed away from the speaker

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why even let us change the playlist if it’s just going to automatically switch back to the most annoying one?

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I think she used the lipstick as eyeliner ☹️

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Nailed it.

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When your shift ends just as half-off frappuccinos start

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Can’t believe real business owners don’t like this hun!

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What size?

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Is this meme format still relevant?

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When you have an early shift but stay up late anyway

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When customers throw tantrums because we can't make them a unicorn frappuccino

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Nailed it, hun!

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GUACAMOLE DESERVES BETTER

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I just love nikkietutorials’s aesthetic 😍

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Flawless color matching

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there’s a lot to unpack here but maybe we should just burn the suitcase

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Spoiler: she isn’t autistic.

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Me trying to formulate a human reaction when my vaguely creepy regular makes the exact same vaguely creepy joke for the hundredth day in a row

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Once again, Lularoe is The Worst.

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When you're about to go on your ten but your crushtomer walks in

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Lock her up!

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When Gertrude decides to test me on the wrong day

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When you're understaffed and faced with a crowd of customers

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#relationshipgoals

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Someone please photoshop this into an Animorphs cover

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#blendbaby

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I thought that elite fat athletes didn't lose weight even with their high activity levels :/

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I didn’t think I had arachnophobia until I saw this.

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You could also just go buy some lip balm at any drug store but ok

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Totally legit medical advice

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Yes, I’m sure she’s wearing cheap pyramid scheme jewelry at the Emmys.

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When you're in the back on your lunch and the store is falling apart right in front of your salad but it's not your problem

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Posted this ages ago over at r/awfuleyebrows. It probably belongs here too.

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Those lashes! 😍

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When a customer asks you to remake their venti 190 degree no foam nonfat latte for the millionth time

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he lid

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...what?

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yikes

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Tfw spam filters are RUINING your business

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When all your partners are cracking jokes on the headset but you're not wearing one and nobody tells you what's funny

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When the customer says they wanted it iced but all the baristas on headsets heard the truth

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A true gentlesir know that The Handmaid's Tale doesn't go far enough

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Tell me again why Younique presenters never blend!

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Honoring her mom’s life by shilling her pyramid scheme. #justbossbabethings

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So they do this on purpose? 🐠

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Never forget what we've survived

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When a borrowed partner works a shift at your store and complains about the things you complain about daily

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Sex appeal is more important than preventing deadly illnesses.

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Gentlesir's brilliant strategy to end mass shootings

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At first pass I thought she was advertising the new makeup remover, but nah, that’s the finished look.

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🤡

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Other people aren't allowed to diet because it makes me feel bad about myself! (Reposted to edit out name)

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When you tell him the roast he wants is only available as a pour over and he says Pike Place is fine

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Me when I overhear a customer saying they want to speak to the manager

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Good lash day 💜

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Me asking the mumbler in drive through to repeat their order for the 18th time

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I trust this makeup expert, don’t you?

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When you get to work early and walk into the back just to hear some coworkers talking shit about you

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What does Younique put in their makeup that leads to these faces?

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Oh, of course.

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Hard pass

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Mfw I see my green bean ignoring the “CAUTION” cover on the urn and going to fill up a customer’s personal cup with Urnex

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Hard pass!

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Boyfiw got me a new beauty blender! 😍

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When you ask the customer what size they want

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🐠

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When Gertrude places a $67 order in drive through, orders more at the window, refuses to pull forward, and doesn’t tip

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Omg hun I love your brows!

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Rare picture of me barring during BOGO

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Sounds fake but ok

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Younique is coming for you, Kylie!

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High fashion for the klassiest of white trash

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Let me color match you, hun!

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The struggles of being an opener

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When your makeup is so amazing it takes you straight into the uncanny valley.

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Eyeliner goals 💁🏻‍♀️

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Can YOUR mascara do this, sweet tea?

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to my wife I didn’t so I could live

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