Sanity

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This was my grandma back in the day. Dat winged eyeliner & contour tho

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MRW someone rings my doorbell at 8am after i work 3 12's in a row

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you mean PICKLES?

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Attempting a soft nighttime look....not a MUA!

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I think they meant braille...

11yr ⋅

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me when I give KCl pills

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Hey everyone look how smart I am!! (x-post r/AdviceAnimals)

9yr ⋅

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Really, Holiday Inn?

10yr ⋅

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Keep calm and oxblood on

11yr ⋅

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MRW I exfoliate my legs

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This guy described his hatred of cats. I think he described children in a nutshell.

11yr ⋅

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Of course you'd find this outside of a bar in Carroll Gardens

11yr ⋅

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MRW finals are over

10yr ⋅

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OCC Lip Tar & Black Eyeliner (CCW!)

11yr ⋅

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Merry Christmas! Keto Quiche Game on POINT.

11yr ⋅

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MRW I get a haircut that is too short and I'm trying to grow it out by eating certain foods

10yr ⋅

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And all you get for this superpower is a shitty sweatshirt

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lemon poppyseed truffles!

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first attempt at making a simple pizza

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Guy harasses girl on train. Woman bystander happens to be a cop. You won't believe what happens next

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