Shaving the beard down to a pedo 'stache doesn't fool me - I know a neckbeard when I see/smell him.5yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Took me a sec to figure out where the meows were coming from.5yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/TheCatTrapIsWorking
One second before disaster. Bonus: the cat's name is Batman. #justice?6yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Watching Dreamland when bf mentioned Morris Fletcher looked familiar. Googled him and whaaaat?2yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/XFiles
A feral mama and her 3 babies have decided my sister's porch is now their home. Check out this pile-o-cute!6yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/kittens
Convertible back glass totally shattered today. 1/3 of a shower curtain liner and some heavy duty thread to the rescue! Duct tape just doesn't stick to canvas well enough.4yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/thereifixedit
Need a shovel? (Guy in red is a friend of mine. Guy in green I've never met and I think I'll keep it that way.)6yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Throwback to my 2009 30Rock novelty photo op where my face looked so much like Liz's that the souvenir shop employee thought the camera's computer app was glitching out.5yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/30ROCK
Gets annoyed when I use the brushy glove on him, but happily sleeps on the brushy glove when I set it down. #catlogic5yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/brushybrushy
How many times per day does the average person find themselves yelling Batman, get out of the dishwasher!? I feel like my number is probably higher than that.6yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/cats
Thanks to my weak teeth, I've been advised by the dentist to use a flouride mouthwash. That fact that I'm 37 did not stop me from buying this kids one.5yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/batman
Got a low-sided litterbox for my older cat, but this one decided it's a bed. Equal parts asshole and idiot but I love him.6yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Got a new drawing journal and decided to draw my favorite pencil - weapon of choice.4yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/Journaling
This is me and I'll be real impressed if you can guess my most listened-to artist of 2018 according to Spotify.5yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/IBetYouListenTo
My first hero to be fully maxed on the talent grid - I'm so proud of him.3yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/EmpiresAndPuzzles
I enjoy writing in public places, but I'm an extremely private person and wouldn't want anyone reading over my shoulder. Solution: I write in a cipher.4yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/Journaling
My friends actually do call me MacGyver and stuff like this is why.4yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/drivermacgyver
From this week's raid tournament - I was not expecting the second screenshot when I took the first.4yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/EmpiresAndPuzzles
Making this play gave me the cringes fr, but 44 points is 44 points.6yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
A feral cat had five kittens in my sister's garage. This is Brenda and I want her 😻6yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/kittens
Proteus is underrated. I just finished Tavern of Legends with a <4K strength team and he kept all 3 bosses from firing their specials even once. My reward: basically 5* Proteus :)4yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/EmpiresAndPuzzles
Southeastern Virginia - cast iron footed thing with holes in the feet (for bolts, we assume), one hole on the near end, and the far end has an indent with two holes. No markings, ~20-24 long.4yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
Please note the dates and YEARS on these messages (explanation in comments)6yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/creepyPMs
I had a self esteem book, but this asshole doesn't think I need self esteem. (X-post, /r/cats)6yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Can I at least get my stuff out of the box before you take it over? No? Oh, okay.6yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/IfIFitsISits
Classic I'm too nice; women don't want good men like me pity party profile.6yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/niceguys
Ah yes, two apples and a beer: Exactly what I pack for lunch every day.6yr ⋅ hyperRed13 ⋅ r/screenshots
