My buddy’s first child was born a few weeks ago. I got him the most appropriate gift I could think of; the transformation is complete.1yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/funny
TWICE I ran around like a madman trying to find this guy, and TWICE he disappeared after getting to the top of my radar. Never have I wanted to rage quit so bad.8yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/pokemongo
Exactly one year ago, we had to say goodbye to our best boy Stitch. Today I bought my wife Pokemon, Let’s Go Eevee! and we couldn’t think of a better name for her life-long in-game companion.5yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/gaming
Just found my mom’s old Disneyland map from when she went in 1961! This thing is MASSIVE!5yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/Disneyland
Had to break my only-under-6-mile rule for this one. Biggest delivery I’ve ever seen.3yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/doordash_drivers
Disneyland pro-tip: Can’t afford mickey ears? Go take a photo in front of the Ferris wheel!6yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/Disneyland
Big W instructor moment: all lights, video, and wireless mics worked as planned at the first comp of the season!2mo ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/drumline
Heard my wife scream in the thrift store. Went to see what the commotion was about and let out a little squeal myself. Best $3 I ever spent!4yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/Pyrex_Love
The first major rainstorm in Northern California in nearly a year2yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/doordash_drivers
Girlfriend meant to hit repeat bet, accidentally hit max bet. This happened next.12yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/pics
I work at a news station. I turned on the lights in the studio this morning and these things scared the fuck outta me.12yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/WTF
Got a rare triple order this weekend. First time in 1700+ deliveries. $45 for 45 minutes? Yes please.3yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/doordash_drivers
First time back since getting married two years ago. I forgot how peaceful it is here.6yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/maui
My 5-month-old nephew getting his mind blown by a light-up fidget spinner.7yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/pics
My grandfather recently passed away. He came to the US knowing almost no english, and only had a few dollars. Here he is in San Francisco, circa 1947.12yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/pics
Saw this casualty at Crepeville. Be careful out there, folks8yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/pokemongosacramento
Last year I posted a photo of my dog greeting me as I got home from work. I just moved, and here is how he greets me now.12yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/aww
TWICE I ran around like a madman to find his guy, and TWICE he disappeared after he got to the top of my radar. FUCK YOU NIANTIC I WANT POKEVISION BACK!8yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/pokemongosacramento
I know it's been said, but Sam's Club on Calvine and Power Inn is a HUGE Scyther nest.8yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/pokemongosacramento
Third game with Jedi Luke...new high score AND a visit from the coin fairy!6yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/TsumTsum
I work in an office full of 49ers fans. This was set as my desktop background when I got in this morning.10yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/funny
Caught this guy on on the first throw, wife lost him after 5 ultra balls. Never have I felt so guilty.8yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/pokemongo
Have you ever wanted to be the center of attention so bad you cut Asia in half?9yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/funny
My friend is a musician in Japan. This is what her and her friends did for halloween last year.12yr ⋅ Hybrid_Johnny ⋅ r/funny
