Why even ask then?

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Put reliever on the block, next day I get this:

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In year 1 of a rebuild. Think I'm on the right track.

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Let me get a large iced with 7 sugars

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Just rated as the #1 prospect in baseball

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OP Carthage start

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Syndergaard has fallen on hard times

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Xander GOATgaerts

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Francisco Lindor thinks he's Bryce Harper.

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Lucky 13 (runs)

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I sure would like to C.C. her Sabathias

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Now we know why he's named Rowdy

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