My back is spineless, my belly is yella, I am the American non-voter.9mo ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Are you ok? You know that water can be pretty dangerous! Karl greets me after every shower.9yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/aww
Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics.... here where it says, What I got, you gotta get, and put it in ya, how about just, What I'd like, is I'd like, to hug and kiss you?1yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
ChatGPT generates the top 20 greatest MLB players of all time6mo ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/baseballcirclejerk
Well, I better go. My fallen fellow truck thieves probably need me.7yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/MyPeopleNeedMe
Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?2yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
John Meints was tarred and feathered in Minnesota during World War I (c. 1917–18) for not supporting war bond drives. [529x677]9yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Not like my mom. She'd be butting in with Rice Krispies squares and Tang.9yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Springfield, Springfield...Springfield, Springfield...New York, New York...1yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The Kavrayskiy VII projection is a map projection invented by Vladimir V. Kavrayskiy in 1939 as a general purpose pseudocylindrical projection. It produces maps with low overall distortion, despite its straight, evenly-spaced parallels and a simple formulation. By Strebe, using Geocart [2058x1194]9yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/MapPorn
We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, O Creator. And we have learned to imitoot you exarkly.2yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I have a crippling arthritis in me index fingers. I got it from space invaders in 1977.2yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mein bratwurst has a first name, It's F-R-I-T-Z, Mein bratwurst has a second name, It's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N9yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey kids, we’re eating dinner tonight! Come on Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendell, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauryn, Hubert, Phil2yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?9yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Secretary for Education John Swinney Rolling Out Some Sass on Twitter [x-post /r/Scotland]7yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
Vice President Mike Pence and pro boxer Conner McGregor leading disaster recovery efforts in Houston, Texas following Hurricane Harvey (August 2017)7yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
I've got a monopoly to maintain. I own the electric company, waterworks, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue2yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
No, the ocean. Once you get twelve miles out, there's no laws at all. That's where they held the Tyson/Secretariat fight4yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lucky Diamond Rich (b.1971) is a New Zealand-born performance artist and street performer who holds the world record for most tattooed man. He is recognized as being covered in tattoos over 100% of his body, including the inside of his eyelids, ears, and mouth. Photo: TOONMAN Blchin[1320x2004]9yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/HumanPorn
Theodor Geisel, aka Dr. Suess, shown above in his home work room in La Jolla, CA in 1957. Decades before he became an author he created a series of sculptures he called his Unorthodox Taxidermy Using real horns, beaks and antlers, he fashioned whimsical creatures [800x1066]8yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Female wolf spider with young. Northshore Trail, Flower Mound, Texas, USA - photo by Celtikkat7yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/spiders
Princess Diana shakes hands with an AIDS patient without gloves. This was a profound gesture at the time, 1991.9yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/circlejerk
Weapon used in the (2018) Jacksonville Madden Tournament Shooting6yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
Are you SICK of always having to dust off your PATIO FURNITURE!!??9yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church.3yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know7yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The Dakota, one of the earliest apartment buildings on Central Park West in New York City, in 1890. The building, constructed between 1880 and 1884, was designed by Henry Janeway Hardenbergh in a fusion of Renaissance revival and English Victorian styles. [3559x2556]9yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
So then I said to Woody Allen, “Well, Camus can do, but Sartre is smartre!”3yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax: A horse with the head of a rabbit and...the body of a rabbit10yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The head of an impact sprinkler, a type of irrigation sprinkler in which the sprinkler head, driven in a circular motion by the force of the outgoing water, pivots on a bearing on top of its threaded attachment nut. Invented in 1935 by Orton Englehardt. Photo: JJ Harrison [1917x1253]9yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/MachinePorn
Into the Jaws of Death - U.S. soldiers from the Army's 1st Infantry Division disembark from the U.S. Coast Guard-manned USS Samuel Chase at Omaha Beach. Photo: Chief Photographer's Mate Robert F. Sargent, U.S. Coast Guard, 6/6/1944 [2963x2385]9yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
The San Francisco Ferry Building is a terminal for ferries, incorporating a food hall and offices, located on The Embarcadero in San Francisco, California. Designed by architect A. Page Brown and completed in 1898. Photo: JaGa [4800x2599]9yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/InfrastructurePorn
Ambrose Burnside (1824–1881) was an American soldier and politician from Rhode Island, serving as a Union Army general in the American Civil War, then later as a governor and United States Senator. Photo: Mathew Brady; restoration: Michel Vuijlsteke [3107x4095]9yr ⋅ huphelmeyer ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
