Asked clementine why the hot pepper I just pulled from the garden was found on the floor covered in bite marks10mo ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
Clementine just smirked when I informed her that she cannot assemble furniture because she lacks thumbs—and brain cells1yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
Meet Pumpkin! He “works” at the Athens, Ohio, Board of Elections & was voted 2019’s Best Athens Public Figure4yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/cats
When you were denied buffalo chicken dip so you passive aggressively bite the leaves off a bouquet of roses & puke them up1yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
Clementine, sulking over the injustice of being exiled to the basement for attempting to break into a container of salsa, which then exploded all over the kitchen cabinets1yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
Tinsley is getting married next month & Page Six has me howling at this description of Scott7mo ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/BravoRealHousewives
I’ve never seen another cat lay like this, but this position is Clementine’s go-to when in relaxation mode. It’s like loafing if the bread didn’t rise properly and turned out all lumpy...1yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
We moved into a house, and Clementine would get “lost” & make distress calls. One week later, she seems mostly settled in1yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
Clementine will not let you pass unless you pay the toll (a pinch of shredded gruyere cheese)1yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
What Clementine lacks in brain cells she makes up for in whiskers1yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
A foot of snow fell, so it was a great day to make a different, thicker variation of “the soup” for a cozy dinner. And it was Clementine approved!2yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/slowcooking
Clementine got to see me pick my wedding gown today, but tbh her lovely ear tufts are the real star of today1yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/earfurnishings
When I say Clementine is bright-eyed & bushy-tailed, I mean it on a literal level11mo ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/earfurnishings
I, Clementine (1 orange brain cell) am constantly bullied into submission by my older sister Sadie (12 grey brain cells). Advice on how to be more assertive & take ownership of this rare treasure?1yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
Clementine’s bones are rubber bands, her toe beans are furry, and that squishmallow is her intellectual equal2yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
When Clementine flops on her back, her lovely foot fluff is on display11mo ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/Toefeathers
Calling it quits on this Becca Highlighter in Moonstone now that its replacement has arrived3yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/PanPorn
I know it’s not the Red Bag chicken, but the weighted blanket (8 lbs., in white) is a hit in my home4yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/aldi
The Miller Road Lions in Fairlawn have been unveiled, so it is officially spring2yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/akron
Broke down & bought the Too Faced Sweet Peach palette when it was recently on sale for $151yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/makeupflatlays
These chips have been my white whale since 2012 & now they’re in groceries where I live (Ohio)5yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/spicy
Made white chicken chili because tonight is the equivalent of MY Superbowl: the Meghan and Harry interview3yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/slowcooking
I was apparently not the only one curious about the chicken al pastor1yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/Chipotle
I’ve eyeballed the scallops for a long time but never bought them—until this week. Definitely a new favorite product! Served with fontina risotto4yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/aldi
After reading a lot of the ~discourse~ about the decline of Swensons, I gave Dilly’s a shot. Results were mixed . . .1yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/akron
A baby Vervet Monkey at the Columbus Zoo is named after Jax on VPR--what a time to be alive. Pupils still aren't as dilated as Jax's tho6yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/BravoRealHousewives
Friend is thinking of proposing to his partner (my other friend) this weekend, and he asked me to do a spread. Outlook is good!4yr ⋅ huncamuncamouse ⋅ r/tarot
