Can I get an Amen?
By far the best OkCupid picture
MRW I try to move the black hair between my tits and I realized it's attached
I know some trollxers relate to this
His father in law showed up with THREE weeds
MRW a coworker tells me feminists enjoy when men get raped
MRW I thought he was bluffing about his size
How I'm handling being on my period with a yeast infection
Update: shaking as I post this, but this post I poked fun at and didn't take seriously, shit got real tonight
Thank god she explained that joke
Apparently all of Chicago is about to see my nudes, this guy is pure entertainment.
I'm a 96% match with this guy on okcupid...
This picture captures my mood throughout life
My baby two month old! Still haven't decided on a name
TIL dick pics are ok because half the Internet is porn. A little lesson on female privilege, with /r/creepypms in context
My tiny studio in Chicago. Bathroom door vs toilet: let's just cut a hole
Yes, LADIES, he wrote it himself
MRW I'm having a loner pizza party and the hottest guy ever delivers my shameful order
This logic is pretty infuriating.
Tinder is a goldmine.
Follow up with blacula
Well goddamn, sign me up
What have I done?
A forehead like that builds personality on its own 
Day drinking + Okcupid = golden conversations
CAN YOU GUYS GUESS WHAT HAPPENED IN FIFTEEN MINUTES?
Poor Penelope has some hair loss by her eye. Is it time for a vet visit? Any ideas to what caused this?
DAE miss Waylon Jennings???
If she doesn't respond to the first message, she's bound to respond to the next fifteen
I had to (;
Can any of you guys handle this amount of weird?
Made this little friend at the Grayland Metra station
Pretty sure I just see a pizza...
St Ives Cornwall has some surreal views
I don't even...
My grandpappy's best friend, they're inseparable