Can I get an Amen?
MRW a coworker tells me feminists enjoy when men get raped
By far the best OkCupid picture
How I'm handling being on my period with a yeast infection
MRW I try to move the black hair between my tits and I realized it's attached
I know some trollxers relate to this
His father in law showed up with THREE weeds
MRW I thought he was bluffing about his size
Thank god she explained that joke
MRW I'm having a loner pizza party and the hottest guy ever delivers my shameful order
Update: shaking as I post this, but this post I poked fun at and didn't take seriously, shit got real tonight
I'm a 96% match with this guy on okcupid...
This picture captures my mood throughout life
Apparently all of Chicago is about to see my nudes, this guy is pure entertainment.
My baby two month old! Still haven't decided on a name
My tiny studio in Chicago. Bathroom door vs toilet: let's just cut a hole
Yes, LADIES, he wrote it himself
TIL dick pics are ok because half the Internet is porn. A little lesson on female privilege, with /r/creepypms in context
Follow up with blacula
This logic is pretty infuriating.
Tinder is a goldmine.
What have I done?
Day drinking + Okcupid = golden conversations
Well goddamn, sign me up
A forehead like that builds personality on its own 
CAN YOU GUYS GUESS WHAT HAPPENED IN FIFTEEN MINUTES?
Poor Penelope has some hair loss by her eye. Is it time for a vet visit? Any ideas to what caused this?
If she doesn't respond to the first message, she's bound to respond to the next fifteen
I had to (;
DAE miss Waylon Jennings???
Can any of you guys handle this amount of weird?
Pretty sure I just see a pizza...
Made this little friend at the Grayland Metra station
I don't even...
St Ives Cornwall has some surreal views
My grandpappy's best friend, they're inseparable