Posh. Shredded newspapers add much-needed ruffage and essential inks. Besides, you didn't notice the old gym mats.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Frank Rijkaard spits at Rudi Voller as both players are sent off the pitch during the 1990 World Cup, [880x653]11yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Raise taxes!? They're too high as they are now! I've had enough! Taxes are bad!10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Congratulations. You've just graduated from the most expensive, and therefore, best school there is.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I tried to resist but they applied powerful mind-confusion techniques.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All right Denver, justify my love. At the end of 13 seconds of play it's New England seven, Denver nothing.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You know, sometimes even I'd rather be watching football. Does St. Louis still have a team?9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
LBJ meeting with Civil Right leaders Martin Luther King Jr., Whitney Young and James Farmer. 18 January 1964 [3904×2633]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Imperial Crown of the Holy Roman Empire, late 10th/ early 11th century [1540x1736]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
All right, you balls of pan drippings! I wanna see Crisco coming out of those pores! We're not leaving until this Christmas ham! gives me a pull-up.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Corporal Alema Welde, Corporal Chanllo Bala and Sergeant Major Bogale Weldeynse from the Ethiopian Kagnew Battalion prepare to fire a 75mm recoil-less rifle. Korean War, 1951. [2565x2600]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
I don't understand why they won't unload our falafel fixin's. Ship's impounded, ma'am. Yeah. We found a couple of barnacles on the hull. That and, uh, the deck was wet.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You know, a lot of things happened around here while you were gone. Great, Marge. I want to hear all about it, Hehehe.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Then how 'bout going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice. Old people like you.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why would anybody wanna touch a girl's butt? That's where cooties come from.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Um, I'll field that question. A lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant has given me a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada Boxing Commissioner.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Attention, Monstromart shoppers. Just a reminder that we love each and every one of you.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us, but this is LA, and you're rich and FAMOUS!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Gli Azzurri (Italian national team) at a bullfight in Mexico, 1970. [1280x1277]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
This is a great way to make extra money, renting out our cloakrooms to the overcrowded prison system.5yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Wow, it's like Woodstock only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Men from the 2d Brigade, 1st Infantry Division landing at Vung Tau on 13 July 1965 [900x582]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
One way to drive your man wild is to wear tight, revealing clothes.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Dad, don't take this wrong but your expression doesn't fill me with confidence.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Congressman, we want to drill for oil in Teddy Roosevelt's head.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
NBC News correspondent John Chancellor interviewing California Governor Ronald Reagan at the 1968 Republican National Convention. [1199x784]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
- Dr. Hibbert, who was that man? - Now Bart, telling you would violate the patient-doctor privilege. Just as if I were to tell you that Jasper here has five seconds to live.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Anyhoo, this is your last chance. Turn over the baby now. Or we will destroy all your leaders in Washington.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Alexamenos worships [his] God. Roman graffito mocking christians. Between 1-3 century [394x450]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President Elect got an F in second grade gym class!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let me through! I gotta find a big T! There's millions of dollars buried under a big T!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
An Irish crozier (9th century), an Indian Buddha statuette (6th century), and an Egyptian scoop (6th century) found on Helgo island in Sweden. [1,815×1,257]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
He got injured on the job, and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that rewards stupidity.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mathias Rust goes on trial in Moscow for illegally landing near Red Square, September 1987. [1024x823]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh no. Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies. Oh my God, Lyndon LaRouche was right.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
After evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye, the Gamble-Tron 2000 says the winner is: Cincinnati by 200 points?!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson; it has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yankees manager Billy Martin argues with the umpires during a 1976 game against the Red Sox. [641x600]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Okay, here's what we've got: the Rand corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In the Cincinnati-Miami game I declare Cincinnati to be my Shoe-in of the Week.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Your boyhood dream was to eat the world's biggest hoagie and you did it at the county fair last year, remember?10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh my God, space aliens. Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hurry Moe. At 3:00, they're gonna put us in the exercise yard. The exercise yard!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
A London policeman on traffic duty in Piccadilly circa 1910. [976x549]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
I'm telling you, the light would work better if it pointed out to sea!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Huh? That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
-Hey Peg, you gotta take better care of the house. These plants are all lifeless and limp. -Maybe they'd feel more at home in the bedroom, Al.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
A aircraft (named Erik Viking) from Danish Air Lines is loaded with mail bags at Beldringe Airport, Odense Denmark. February 3 1947 [930x626]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Next case, the National Council of Churches versus Lionel Hutz.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Tottenham faces West Brom during boxing day 1963. The match ended 4-4. [620x482]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Push! Harder! Go past the max! Reach over the top! Master your ass!10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Good news everybody. Because I endangered lives we can fly anywhere we want.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Polish and French women throw themselves at some leftovers after being freed from concentration camps by the white buses. Padborg, Denmark 1945 [1200x675]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Now, son. You don't wanna drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake I.D.'s.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Right before the execution of Anna Mansdotter, the last woman executed in Sweden, 1890 [551x351]11yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
There I was. I had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen, when I was abducted by a flying saucer.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
That Barlow's a right-wing crackpot. He said Ted Kennedy lacked integrity! Can you believe that?8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Perhaps we are all a little mad, we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the presidium arch, but tonight you will all be transformed from dead eyed suburbanites into white hot grease fires of pure entertainment! . . . Except you, you’re not working out. I’ll be playing your part.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And here we have the world famous Beatles, exactly as they looked performing on The Ed Sullivan Show.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Smithers, where is that union representative? He's twenty minutes late! I don't know, sir. He hasn't been seen since he promised to clean up the union.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Today on Ben: Mothers and runaway daughters reunited by their hatred of Homer Simpson.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Staff members of the restaurant Trianon uses wet napkins to protect themselves from the thick smoke while they try to save what they can from the burning restaurant. 11 may 1953 [800x563]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word tromboner?10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness of his children more than money.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Klondikers buying miner's licenses at Custom House, Victoria, B.C., Feb 21, 1898. Photograph by John Wallace Jones [2709×1977]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
If God didn't want us to eat in church he would have made gluttony a sin.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: glory, story, allegory, Montessori.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Pele signing autographs outside of Goodison Park during the 1966 World Cup. [963x905]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
...And there's where Lupe Velez bought the toilet she drowned in.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now a word to our audience. Even though we're being broadcast on Fox, there's no need for obnoxious hooting and hollering.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
William Faulkner could write an exhaust pipe gag that would really make you think.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Boy, I'll tell ya. They only come out at night. Or in this case, uh, the daytime.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hermann Goring in front of a Dornier Wal. Kalmar, Sweden, 1929 [800x543]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Queen Elizabeth II presents the 1966 World Cup trophy to England captain Bobby Moore after England beat West Germany in the final at Wembley Stadium, July 30, 1966. [770x560]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Augustin Trebuchon, the last french soldier to be killed in WW1. 1914-1918 [319x499]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Australian prime Minister Gough Whitlam, M.P. (first white car) inspects the wrecked suburb of Casuarina after Cyclone Tracy hit Darwin. December 1974 [1024x548]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
West Germany vs Netherlands in the 1974 World Cup final. The final score was 2-1 to West Germany. 7 july 1974 [641x750]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Now Bart, I know you're too young for that machine gun you wanted, but I'm gonna give you something that will make sure when you're old enough, you can still buy one: A membership in the National Rifle Association.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
USS Stark listing after being struck by two Iraqi Exocet missiles on 17 May 1987. 37 sailors were killed and 21 wounded. [2810x1870]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Wait! That was all a dream. Hey, then maybe I haven't become a hideous drunken wreck, and...7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Barney! How did you join the group? They found me on the men's room floor.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What kind of show you got for us, Mr. Burns? Well, the ape's going to stand around for three hours or so. Then we'll close with the ethnic comedy of Dugan and Dershowitz.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, can't anybody in this town take the law into their own hands?8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Think of the children! Won't somebody please think of the children!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I first knew the show was a hit when I walked into school and a kid was wearing a Bart Simpson T-shirt. Fox had an endless supply of clever slogans, man.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We don't need a thinker! We need a doer, someone who'll act without considering the consequences!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ooh, put some Lister's Carbolic Unguent on a wad of cotton. Put the cotton in her ear. That'll stop them shakes.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Goalkeeper Peter Shilton turns away as Allan Clarke takes the penalty during the world cup qualifier match between England and Poland. 1973 [3068x2065]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Australia was founded as a settlement for British convicts. Lisa, watch your camera.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
