Hello. I'm collecting for the Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns. Last year, tornadoes claimed the lives of 75 Jewish clowns. The worst incident was during our convention in Lubbock, Texas. There were floppy shoes and rainbow wigs everywhere. It was terrible!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bert wish that he still could use his hands so he could kill himself.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
We're invited to the wedding of our only graduate to read at an adult level.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Fire brigade in Helsinki, Finland responds to a alarm. 1860 [1600x1292]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Homer, do you remember our last family vacation when you made us go to the Bowlers’ Hall of Fame in St. Louis, Missouri so you could see that car shaped like a giant bowling pin?10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Dammit, Smithers! This isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The cross of Justin II, given to the people of Rome by emperor Justin II. 6th century [900x1371]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Missing children? Sounds like Springfield got a discipline problem. Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time, huh?9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
King Christian X riding through Copenhagen on his 70th birthday, 26 September 1940. The picture was taken during the German occupation of Denmark. [1600×2054]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Hello, this is Moleman in the Morning, good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Question 60: I prefer the smell of: A) gasoline B) french fries or C) bank customers.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, you said we were going to Dairy Queen. I lied. Now help me rummage through Bob’s trash for clues. Then I promise we’ll go to the water slide.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You look a little nervous Dad. No, you look a little nervous Lisa!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
These campaign buttons are all partisan. Don't you have any neutral ones?9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The last meeting was busted by the police for expressing forbidden love.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
Yeah, that sniper at the all-star game was a blessing in disguise.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Okay, let's make a pact. This is gonna be the best vacation ever, or we'll all agree to disband and join other families.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You gotta give me back my floor! My customers are walking around on the pipes.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Map of the United States showing the state nicknames as hogs. Lithograph by Mackwitz, St. Louis, 1884. [9334x5232]7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/MapPorn
I’ve got to find a replacement who won’t outshine me. Perhaps if I search the employee evaluations for the word ‘incompetent’ ... 714 names? Better be more specific: ‘lazy’, ‘clumsy’, ‘dimwitted’, ‘monstrously ugly’ ... aw nuts to this, I’ll just go get Homer Simpson.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ludgate Circus, London at the turn of the 20th century. [676x711]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house 'cause he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well, you have a gambling problem!7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We have searched every square inch of this base and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer? Computer magazine columnist? - Something with computers.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake ID's.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Okay folks, look, I called the police captain in Shelbyville. He says he hasn’t seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he’s gonna fax us.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, I don't need no advice from no pinball machine. I'll have you know I wrote the book on love. Yeah, All Quiet on the Western Front.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I gotta be honest with you, Homer. I didn't bring you up here to show you my new tar paper.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Aftermath of the Tuve landslide, the most severe landslide in the modern history of Sweden. 9 people were killed and 62 injured in the landslide. 1977 [3498x2370]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Children are so fat today! Isn’t there some way we can make money off that?9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Perk up, Pendergast. Profoundly pressing package of power plant profit projections for Pete Porter in Pasadena.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Okay, it’s the standard Grampa drill. Everybody into the cellar!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I always wondered if there was a God. And now I know. There is, and it's me.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge, you are a real time-saver. Do you know, thanks to you, I've rediscovered a form of shame that's gone unused for 700 years?10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Swedish soldiers on exercise in Karlshamn. 1979-1989 [3189x2179]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Small bronze statue of a Etruscan soldier. Early 3rd century BC [1183x1800]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Hey dad, you look totally classy. You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
President Richard Nixon bowling at the White House bowling alley, 10 March 1970. [2350x3000]7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
A Cleveland Browns fan holds up a sign during a game against the Houston Oilers at Cleveland Municipal Stadium on Nov. 5, 1995. The next day Browns owner Art Modell officially announced that the team had agreed to relocate to Baltimore. Photo by David Liam Kyle [1280x853]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Well, why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then some beer?7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
President Ronald Reagan and Mrs. Nancy Reagan with families of the Challenger victims at the memorial service for the space shuttle crew in Houston, Texas. 31 January 1986. [750x495]7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Okay, our first event qualifies for course credit at Dartmouth College - Trick Pouring!6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And when he reaches the top, Mr Simpson here will plant this Powersauce flag as an eternal symbol of man's contempt for nature.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When you remember that it's Big Gorilla Week on Million Dollar Movie.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
You failed every segment, and misspelled bus on your application.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's people like you who are ruining our downtown promenades and piazzas. How dare you prey on the greedy and stupid like this!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev on a plane with President Richard Nixon in 1973. [2048x1609]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Now, I know I haven't been the best Jew, but I rented Fiddler on the Roof, and I will watch it. Anyway, can I have 40,000 dollars?9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bert and Ernie spreads technological advancement throughout the galaxy.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
I-, I just can't believe Stark would stoop to that, and right in the middle of Montana and Dakota's wedding.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm so greedy that I sold out my wife (and lover) for 1 gold.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
I've got some textbooks but without state-approved syllabi and standardized testing, my education can only go so far.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And Simpson, seeing how this is your first day, you're inexperienced and vulnerable, your beat is Junkyville and Bumtown.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Kodiak, Alaska, before and after being hit by a tsunami caused by the Good Friday earthquake in 1964. [2293x3628]7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
To inspire men, you must be brave. I introduced Christianity to Mongolia. It didn't take, but it was worth a try.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
So Lenny, let's say you pull a thorn out of the pope's butt, and he grants you one wish. What'll it be?8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
No, we're not worried. Our customers buy Duff for its robust taste, not its alcoholic content. I predict our new alcohol-free Duff Zero will sell even better than our previous brand.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Remember honey, we're disobeying an unjust law here. We're patriots, like all those people in jail.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
How could you, Krusty? I'd never lend my name to an inferior product.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Tired of shoveling snow, Sergt. Robert G. Evraets uses a flame thrower to clear a path through the frozen Governors Island, 1947 [1200x947]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Milhouse: We gotta spread this stuff around. Let's put it on the Internet! Bart: No! We have to reach people whose opinions actually matter.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Thank God we live in a country so hysterical over crime that a ten-year-old child can be tried as an adult.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Poland redenominates the zloty. 10000 zloty is now worth 1 zloty. January 1 1995 [720x646]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Hey guys? Just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I have a word of advice. Don't try to dig gum out with a bone. It just makes things worse.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Welcome to the Duff Brewery. Now, I'm sure all of you have heard the rumors that a batch of Duff was contaminated with strychnine.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
By building a casino I could tighten my stranglehold on this dismal town!7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
They think they're so high and mighty just 'cause they never got caught driving without pants.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
-I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger place. -No we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart can sleep with us until he's 21 .8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hmm. A bland, timid entry - suitable perhaps for patients recovering from surgery!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Saddam Hussein practices launching a RPG during the Iran-Iraq war 1980-1988. [617x880]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
MRW I'm in a Taylor Swift music video and my body gets taken over by a Nazi ghost.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Son, when you participate in sporting events it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
So I've been playing a umbrella for 30 years? Why didn't anybody tell me?6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload Lurleen and I'll take any offer.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'll tell you the truth, Dad. I wasn't good at it right away, so I quit.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
A window cleaner at work on the RCA Building, Rockefeller Center, New York City. May 1961. [2000x1313]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
So the next time you use a gas chromatograph, remember to thank Mr. AJP Martin.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
[shudders] Oh, that's even worse than the album Grampa released.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery. Your job is to distract Barney until it's safely off the truck.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Streiff, the oldenburg horse Gustav II Adolf rode during the Battle of Lutzen 1632 [1427x1247]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
I'm not signing anything until I read it or somebody gives me the gist of it.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh my God! I killed the mayor. All right, stay calm. I'll just use the body to stage an elaborate farce a la Weekend at Bernie's and...8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Wrong. All beer trucks heading towards Springfield have been diverted. This town will be as dry as a bone. And if the rest of you beer-swilling tube-jockeys out there have a problem with this, talk to Homer Simpson.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Cecil, no civilization in history has ever considered chief hydrological engineer a calling.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Frank Rijkaard spits at Rudi Voller as both players are sent off the pitch during the 1990 World Cup, [880x653]11yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
