You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And this doorknob, properly turned, will allow us access to the cabin.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In a situation like this you just relax and let the current take you back to land.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Boy, they're really sockin' it to that Spiro Agnew guy again. He must work there or something.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Is that what we�re gonna do today, we�re gonna fight about toilet paper?9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
Belgian soldiers surrender to German paratroopers at the bridge at Veldwezelt, 11 May 1940. [800×564]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's a touchdown for halfback Dan Beerdorf! Duff Dry has won the Duff Bowl!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh look, Charlie Brown said, Good grief. Ha, I didn't see that coming.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, wait a minute, hold on here! This bandstand wasn't double-bolted!6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, I'll tell you one thing. They didn't come here for the Mountain Music Festival, March 14-18.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Tonight, my reign as Miss American Girl comes to an end. And I'd like to apologize one last time for my unfortunate remarks at the United Nations.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Third class dining room in restaurant Shanghai. 1915-1925 in Stockholm [3464x2405]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Bart! Uh, Mrs. K?! Hey, it's Saturday! Your powers are useless against me.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Then it's agreed. During the bargaining session, we each get two candy apples. All right, one candy and one caramel.4yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
People of Springfield, Whacking Day is a sham! It was started in 1924 as an excuse to beat up the Irish.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Big Daddy's trademark calling card. See, it's right here inside the skull.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Surely there is no harm in lying in the middle of a public street?11yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm gonna go get some vegetarian chili before they get desperate and add meat.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
A Pox on Rebels in ther Crymes - Powder horn belonging to a british soldier from the 47th Foot with a scrimshaw map of Boston, Massachusetts, made shortly after the Battle of Bunker Hill. 1775 [2686x964]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
This may take awhile, Smithers. Why don’t you get drunk and stumble around comically for my amusement?9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mugshot of Benito Mussolini, arrested by Swiss police, 1903, [541x341]11yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
I now call to order the first meeting of the ancient, mystic society of No Homers.5yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Meet the Eliminator. That's a 150-foot hand-over-hand crawl across a sixty-gauge hemp-jute line with a blister factor of twelve. The rope is suspended a full forty feet over a solid British acre of old-growth Connecticut Valley thorn bushes. Gentlemen, welcome to flavor country.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We are the mediocre Presidents. You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Death playing chess - Wall painting in Taby Church, Stockholm, Sweden. Made by Albertus Pictor, around 1480-1490. [1920x2560]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Well your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, I mean Simpson. So I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ah, good evening Zohar the Adulterer, my wife sends her warmest regards.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Not a bear in sight! The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm!6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Do they have Krusty partially gelatinated nondairy gum-based beverages?8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If there's a task that must be done, don't turn your tail and run. Don't pout, don't sob, just do a half-assed job.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hi I’m Troy Maclure, you may remember me from such instructional videos as “Mothballing Your Battleship” and “Dig Your Own Grave and Save”.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The costume Gustav III of Sweden wore during the masquerade ball where he was shot and fatally wounded, 16th march 1792 [666x1000]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Margaret Thatcher in a british tank during a visit to british troops in Fallingbostel, 1986 [483x322]12yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
The wooden hand of Jean Danjou, the most cherished artifact of the French Foreign Legion. 1853 [900x601]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
The spy camera Ernie installed in Grover's bathroom had finally paid off.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
Nestor Lakoba, Nikita Khrushchev, Lavrenti Beria and Aghasi Khanjian during the opening of the Moscow Metro in 1936. Lakoba and Khanjian were later that year killed by Beria. [600x460]7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Hello. I'm a real person. And as a real person, I've made some humorous observations about real life. For example, have you ever noticed how there are two phone books, a white one and a yellow one? Like, what's the deal with that?9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The college of cardinals, in their infinite wisdom, decided to elect a infirm pope who died after four days.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Exeter City F.C. playing a match against a Brazilian team in Rio de Janeiro during Exeter's tour in South America. 1914 [2197x1463]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
If you cut every corner, it is really not so bad. Everybody does it, even Mom and Dad.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Live from Broadway, it's The Tony Awards. With your hosts, Tyne Daly and Hal Linden.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
MRW I work as a catholic priest and receive one of my employee benefits.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Clothes worn by Nils Svantesson Sture, Erik Svantesson Sture and Svante Sture at the time of their murders, 24 May 156710yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Hey, pal, that's my head shot up there next to the pepper steak - and don't you forget it.5yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
German bombers with their propellers removed parked at Beldringe Airport, Denmark. July 15 1945 [930x630]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
So Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the mountains to learn about teamwork. Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around here.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
These monsters are destroying everything and everyone we hold dear! And you kids should have jackets on.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, near as we can tell, the boy was studying quietly when the girl, drunk on her own sense of power, beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos!7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, mama! This is finally really happening. After years of disappointment with get rich quick schemes, I know I’m gonna get rich with this scheme, and quick!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Plus they'll put you on one of those organ donor sucker lists. Everybody who wants an eyeball or a spine or a vestigial tail will be after you.5yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You ladies are without a doubt the most sorrowful clique at the dance. Not one of you fit to guard a Russian rock band. However, your checks have cleared, so you all graduate. Congratulations.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I couldn't quite put my finger on it. There was something strange about the way he walked. Much more vertical than usual.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Children, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about Willie. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Don't worry, Bart. It seems like every week something odd happens to the Simpsons. My advice is to ride it out, make an occasional smart-aleck quip and by next week, we'll be back to where we started from, ready for another wacky adventure.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We monorail conductors are a crazy breed; half in love with death, gobbling up danger like ordinary men eat peanuts. Am I turning you on?6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Pretty, huh, Chief? - It sure is, Lou. It sure is. Get the tear gas.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe, dadadada dadadadada, insurance fraud today!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When you eat a mix of cloves, Tom Collins mix and frozen pie crust for breakfast.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
We’ll take the chair lift. It’ll give us an eagle eye view of the area directly beneath the chairlift.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, I'll let you in on a little secret about Marge Simpson. She's got webbed toes.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Car owners, city workers, and the National Guard joins the collective effort to dig out cars buried in snow in South Boston after the massive blizzard of 1978 hit. February 1978 [1170x931]7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
The Partition of the Byzantine Empire after the Fourth Crusade, c. 1204. [1715x902]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/MapPorn
My God! Those cannonballs have practically demolished your stomach. From now on, no cannonballs, no spicy foods and when you lie in a hammock, please rest your beer on your head, or your genitals.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I heard a witch lives there. - I heard a Frankenstein lives there. - You guys are way off. It's a secret lab where they take the brains out of zombies and put them in the heads of other zombies to create a race of super-zombies!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When the bank only have enough cash for the next three customers.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Bullet with a cross carved into it, from the Battle of Lutzen, November 16, 1632. [850x637]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
The easiest way to be popular is to leech off the popularity of others. So we propose changing our name from Springfield to Seinfeld.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Thanks to Elway's patented last-second magic the final score of Super Bowl XXX-- Denver, 7, San Francisco, 56.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Parade shield made by Eliseus Libaerts in Antwerp for the crowning of Maximilian II, Holy Roman Emperor in 1564. The shield was captured in Prague 1648 by Sweden. [3124×4028]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now, many people offer to sell their souls without reflecting upon the grave ramifica...7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun. But without beer, prohibition doesn't work.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I guess it's obvious what's happened here. Bart Simpson has somehow managed to sneak his bedroom into my house.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies as they prayed for mercy.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All this drinking, violence, destruction of property - Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
