Make everyone happy sack Maggie - Denis Healey protesting against Margaret Thatcher in 1980. [700x526]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
It all started last year during the terrible thunderstorm when I locked myself out of the house. Sheltering myself with a large piece of sheet metal, I ran for cover under the tallest tree I could find!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Welcome to the Knowledgeum. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as Welcome to Springfield Airport and Where's Nordstrom? While you're enjoying our Hall of Wonders your car will, unfortunately, be subject to repeated break-ins...8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, if kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting childish, kidnapping, child abuse.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What do you got, the whole town's DNA on file? Yuh-huh. If you've ever handled a penny, the government's got your DNA. Why do you think they keep them in circulation?8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, howdily-doodily, neighbors. Shouldn't you be in your shelterinies by now?7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't entertain much. Usually it's just soup for one, salad for one, wine for three.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The circumference of the well is 34 inches. So unfortunately, not one member of our police force is slender enough to rescue the boy.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Crib first used during the baptism of future king Karl XI of Sweden, 1655[700x828]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
To Alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All right, that does it. If I'm gonna be trapped inside the house I gotta go out and buy some beer.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When you're trying to escape but the emergency exit is just painted on.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
White Guards in Vasa at the beginning of the finnish civil war, 1918. [1000x740]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Wow! For free. Surplus drums of mayonnaise from Operation Desert Storm.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, only one in two million people has what we call the evil gene. Hitler had it. Walt Disney had it. And Freddy Quimby has it.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bert decides to use his incurable cancer to push for his ultimate dream.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
Well, well. Look who it is - Mr I Don't Need Alcohol to Enjoy Life.5yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Even though reopening a trial at this point is illegal and grossly unconstitutional, I just can't say no to kids.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All right men. Here's the order of deportations. First you'll be rounding up your tired, then your poor, then your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
MRW I steal the role of Luke Skywalker from Mark Hamill and force him to work in the photocopy room.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
And to think I got all this after dropping out of the fourth grade.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We're the sauce on your steak, We're the cheese in your cake, We put the spring in Springfield!7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. Springfield has moved up to number 299 on the list of America's 300 most livable cities. Take that, East St. Louis!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
-Daddy, these rubber pants are hot. -You wear 'em until you learn, Son.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The start of the game will be delayed so we can introduce the recruiter for the Springfield Communist Party...9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
After an exhaustive search, Springfield has found its monorail conductor; Homer Simpson.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Dzungar dress made of silk, belonging to Brigitta Scherzenfeldt, who was a slave in the Dzungar Khanate between 1716-1733. ca 1700. (Album in comments) [1860x2591]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Romano-British bronze and enamel pan with the names of forts along Hadrian’s Wall. Staffordshire Moorlands, England, c. AD 150. [1024x768]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Just think what we can buy with that money - history books that know how the Korean War came out, math books that don't have that base six crap in them and a state-of-the-art detention hall where children are held in place with magnets.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Okay, we'll call it even if I can just have some of that big sandwich.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey Bart, according to this magazine in another million years man will have an extra finger.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Matt Groening?! What's he doing in a museum? He can barely draw!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Cuyahoga River in Cleveland, Ohio on fire. November 1952 [2556x1948]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Grave momument of Magnus Ladulas, king of Sweden 1275-1290, made by Lucas van der Werdt in 1574. In 2011 the grave was opened and it was discovered that it did not contain the remains of Magnus Ladulas. [727x800]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
I'll be back! You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever! And when they get in, I'm back on the streets! With all my criminal buddies!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Attention, american workers. Your plant has been taken over by an all-star team of freelance terrorists.5yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you get lost, remember: you can always find east by staring directly at the sun.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Cypress Creek, where dreams come true. Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
STELLA! STELLA! Can't you hear me yell-a, you're puttin' me through hell-a, Stella, STELLA!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Wait a minute, Marge. I saw Mrs. Doubtfire. This is a man in drag!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, you sure don't look 25, but your unlaminated, out-of-state driver's license is proof enough for me.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Their vacation to the Gaza strip became more exciting than Bert had ever hoped for.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
I have to pay to see my own grandson! That's the democrats for ya!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The Good Lord lets us grow old for a reason. To gain the wisdom to find fault with everything he's made!7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka.., Bob Dole!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Boys, I've been thinking. Maybe it's time we ditched the high-tech gizmos and went back to driving like our daddies did.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, if you want wild bears eating your children and scaring away your salmon, that's your business. But I'm not gonna take it!4yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Come to Duff Gardens - where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore.5yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Just remember, you represent the office of the mayor. So always comport yourself in a manner befitting - Quick, honk at that broad!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mosaic Floor of a Jewish Synagogue in Aegina, Greece. 300-350 CE. [1024x768]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Tonight on Eye On Springfield, the Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz. Where are they now?8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
D'oh! Who'd have thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated?!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Abebe Bikila near the finish line at the 1960 Olympics in Rome. He won the marathon event while running barefoot. [535x457]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Well, I'm Rappin' A.B. and I'm here to say, if you want to drink beer, Duff's the only way!10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Children clothes of Alexander I, tsar of Russia. 1786 [450x765]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Well class, the history of our country has been changed again, to correspond with Bart's answers on yesterday's test. America was now discovered in 1942 by ''some guy.'' And our country isn't called America anymore. It's Bonerland.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You can't seriously want to ban alcohol. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ottoman helmet made in Saint Irene arsenal, Constantinople. circa 1520 [1220x2120]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Gold ring belonging to Christina of Holstein-Gottorp, queen of Sweden 1604-1611. Engraved on the inside is G.A.D.S. et I.D.O. (Gustavus Adolphus Dux Sudermanniae et Iohannes Dux Ostrogothiae). ca 1600 [768x768]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
You can't treat the working man this way! One day we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We may remember Troy from such films as The Verdict Was Mail Fraud and Leper in the Backfield.5yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hi! I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such driver's ed films as Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass and The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This was not what Bert had in his mind when he asked for a earth shattering blowjob.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
Veterinarian Mrs. Sonderman x-rays a dog. January 2 1953 [790x800]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
