Astriðr had these stones raised in memory of Eysteinn, her husbandman, who attacked Jerusalem and met his end up in Greece. Runstone from Broby bro, 1020-1050. [810x1219]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
My New Year's resolution was to get in shape and eat healthier and now it's February-starterpack7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/starterpacks
North Haverbrook? Where have I heard that name before? Oh no, OH NO!9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Germany is victorious on all fronts. The Eiffel Tower during the Nazi occupation, 1940. [1074x609]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Stern piece of HMS Royal Charles, captured 1667 by the dutch in the raid on the Medway. The stern is on display in the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam. [1600x1600]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.3yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Burgundian helmet belonging to Gustav Vasa, king of Sweden. 1540. [2480x2938]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
The queue outside the Leicester Square Theatre in London for the 1977 premiere of Star Wars. [3000x1996]6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Ernie's response was to insult Satan and call him a pussy-ass bitch.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
Combination axe and pistol, taken as a war trophy by Sweden from Denmark. mid 17th century. [5506x2366]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
See that broad over there? A few roofies in her drink and she's all yours.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
The Crosby Garrett Helmet, a roman cavalry helmet made of copper alloy, found 2010 near Crosby Garrett in Cumbria, England. late 2nd or early 3rd century AD. [2438x3200]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Welcome back, Lord Nibbler, Ambassador to Earth, homeworld of the pizza bagel.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/futurama
JFK & Jackie Kennedy at President’s surprise 46th birthday party, White House Mess, May 29, 1963. [1024x818]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Wheellock musket that belonged to Gustav II Adolf of Sweden, made in Amsterdam in 1596. [1000x341]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
The Kurkh Monolith of Shalmaneser III, king of Assyria. It describes his first six years of reign and mentions Ahab, king of Israel. It's also the oldest document to mention the arabs. 853 BC [822x1599]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Workers, please! There'll be time for the frozen pudding wagon later. You still owe me ten more Iroquois twists!6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Sounds like Springfield’s got a discipline problem. Maybe that’s why we beat them at football nearly half the time!3yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Uniform worn by Major General Mansfield Lovell of the Confederate States Army. 1861-1865 [1036x2000]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
When you realize that you're dancing with ice cream cones and lollipops.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Muammar Gaddafi with his daughter Aysha in his Bedouin tent, January 12, 1986. [770x1158]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Then I heard the sound that all arctic explorers dread - the pitiless bark of the sea lion. He'll be killed!6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, I'm gonna lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Drinking vessel in the shape of a fist, from the reign of Tudhaliya III, Hittite New Kingdom. 14th century BC. [648x752]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Grover has been sharpening his machete for months for this moment.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
Well Homer, looks like we're boat buddies, huh? Want me to zinc your sniffer?7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Zereh bagtar, Mughal mail and plate armor from Datia. Early 17th century. [459x768]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Cuirass from parade armor belonging to Erik XIV of Sweden. 1562 [3630x4453]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Bart, this is your father! Do you know where the remote is? I looked all over the house.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Golden signet ring found on the site of the battle of Towton (1461). [750x950]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
A wrestling match performance in Sikeston, Missouri, May 1938. The bearded wrestler was known as Big Tom Towers. [1300x865]7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
No more pills or alcohol, no more pot or Demerol, no more stinking fun at all! I'm checking in.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The Snaptun Stone, a hearth stone depicting Loki. Made of soapstone and found in eastern Jylland, Denmark. ca 1000 CE [982x804]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Krogsta runestone. The runestone has two Elder Futhark inscriptions, one of them is uninterpretable while the other probably is the Proto-Norse word for stone. 6th century [779x1365]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
I have nothing more to say to you, Marge. I'm drawing a line down the center of the house a la I Love Lucy. You stay on your side and I stay on my side.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mrs. Krabappel, in figuring out my final grades I hope you'll note that all of my textbooks are being returned in excellent condition. In some cases, still in their original wrappings.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, Homer was spending money like a teenage arab. He bought me a Rolex and cashmere jeans. I felt kinda guilty cause I was always trying to score with his wife. So when do we start filming?.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You know those radio ads where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth? I invented those.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And as soon as we nail Mendoza my old lady and I are gonna sail around the world like we always wanted. We just christened the boat.3yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I've never seen a man so desperate to get out of five minutes of calisthenics.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Roman gold coins excavated in Pudukottai, southern India. One coin of Caligula (31-41 CE), and two coins of Nero (54-68). [1334x449]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Oscar Mathisen, Norwegian speed skater, posing with all his medals. 1914 [720x1323]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957 I remember it was. I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three - medium brown.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In fact, every copy of Shirley Jackson's The Lottery has been checked out from the Springfield public library. Of course the book does not contain any hints on how to win the lottery. It is rather a chilling tale of conformity gone mad.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The best pie you have ever tasted, Mr Johnson. Wash it down with Arbor gold and savor every bite. I know I shall.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
We are the adequate, forgettable, occasionally regrettable caretaker presidents of the U.S.A.!4yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I went through a five-year orgy of nonstop pills and booze... with nothing to show for it but four Emmys and a Peabody Award.3yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My name is Homer, and I'm just here because the court made me come.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yee-haw! Homer, I want you to have my lucky hat! I wore it the day Kennedy was shot and it always brings me good luck.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution? Then Ill crush all opposition to me, and I'll make Ted Kennedy pay. If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All right brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hungarian saddle, made of leather and covered in green velvet. Beginning of 19th century. [666x1000]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Oh, I see. Then everything is wrapped up in a neat little PACKAGE!6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bart: So how do you know so much about American history? Grampa: I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Sit up straight. Eyes forward. No talking. Is that gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
However, explosives planted at strategic locations by the Bush government could bring both towers down.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
After basic training, you'll only have to work one weekend a month. And most of that time, you're drunk off your ass.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Don't worry Homer. I have a foolproof strategy to get you out of here. Surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last. I tell you, the judge won't know what hit him.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I wanna meet the first female stealth bomber pilot. During the Gulf War, she destroyed 70 mosques and her name is Lisa too.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
To hell with cartoons. I'm gonna do what I've always dreamed of. Gonna write that sitcom about that sassy robot.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lyndon B. Johnson shows Courtenay Valenti (daughter of assistant Jack Valenti) a basket of puppies. January 5, 1966 [1280x854]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
The assassination business is less fun than Kermit first thought.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
You've been out gallivanting around with that floozy of a bigger brother of yours!7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Champron (horse head armor) belonging to Gustav Vasa, king of Sweden. 1540 [762x1000]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
When you trick Chalmers to believe steamed hams is an Albany expression6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Memorial to Lucius Duccius Rufinus, a standard bearer of Legio IX Hispana, found 1688 in York. 1st century CE [532x853]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Marge, look at all this great stuff I found at the marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my Danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When a crusty, bitter, old dean has squeezed all the life out of these kids.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Well, the evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.4yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Simpson! This evening has gone so flawlessly, I'm gonna forget that you were mistakenly let out of the Army a month early!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The Poles are attacking us, I repeat, the Poles are attacking us! May Germany's response be swift and brutal!10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
Chichak, a type of helmet worn by 15th-16th century ottoman cavalry. Mid 16th century. [414x665]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
[Milt intressant] Man far inte ge blod om man har blivit biten av en apa.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/sweden
And we can't watch Fox, cause they own all those chemical weapons plants in Syria7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge, how many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count. I'll just estimate - uh, nine.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
