With a dry, cool airstrike like that I could be a authoritarian theocracy.3mo ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Listen up, guys. The Springfield Police have told me that 91 % of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.5yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The Remans knew better than to let some General take the throne and then lower the silver content of the denarii.1yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/RoughRomanMemes
Oh look! It's the 12:00 robot parade. Hurry up or we'll have to wait for the 12:05 parade.4yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I spent the next three years in a P.O.W. camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States but they just can't get the spices right.5yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Okay, let's make a pact. This is gonna be the best vacation ever, or we'll all agree to disband and join other families.3yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Whoop-de-do, employees! Everyone that's found true love may leave early today!11mo ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We're going out, Marge! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!4yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer, we gotta do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here, anyway.2yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In our mad pursuit of a scoop, we members of the press sometimes make mistakes. Rock Bottom would like to make the following corrections.1yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won.2yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Om du nagonsin har varit sugen pa en forbindelsegang fran Sahlgrenska sa ar det dags att sla till.1mo ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/sweden
Moody Jacobs shows a giant bruise on the side and hip of his patient, Ann Hodges, after she was struck by a meteorite. She is the only confirmed person in history to have been hit by a meteorite. 1954 [720x990]10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Hello, Sir. Yes, you look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife.8mo ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
They don't call me Springfield Fats just because I'm morbidly obese.3yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Someday, I'll have my vengeance. Someday, when I find my way out of this savage, roach-ridden cesspool.2yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lundsbrunns IF i Division 5 Vastergotland ostra hade en nagot jobbig sasong.6mo ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/Allsvenskan
Hey buddy, heard you needed cheering up! Well, old Bender will make you laugh!7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/futurama
Son, when you participate in sporting events it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time!2yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
MRW my girlfriend is a squirter and I'm fingering her during her period.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
And to think, Smithers, you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster. Nobody's going to pay a hundred-percent service charge.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hogklassigt forsvarsspel fran en gammal Helsingborg-Hammarby match.1mo ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/Allsvenskan
A rather impersonal way of killing children, but Scooter couldn't complain about the casualty rate.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
Well, if it isn't my arch nemesis, Bart Simpson, and his sister Lisa, to whom I'm fairly indifferent.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto that I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?3yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer.4yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I might go mad with fear out there, so Todd, I want you to shoot Daddy if he tries to get back in.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those weekdays.3yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in the hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, I'm glad some people could resist the lures of the big game.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Of course we could make things more challenging Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Union Rule 26: Every employee must win Worker of the Week at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor.4yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now, we all know the 13 stripes are for good luck, but why does the American flag have precisely 47 stars?9mo ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Winston Churchill and Franklin D. Roosevelt fishing at Shangri-La, later renamed to Camp David. May 1943 [673x1023]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Roman cavalry mask, discovered on Gotland, Sweden. The eyes have been filled in after its initial construction. Late 2nd century. [2025x2834]7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.5yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And this is the snack holder where I can put my beverage, or, if you will, cupcake.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
GT:s intervju med Mikael Stahre efter han fatt en golfboll i huvudet.3yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/Allsvenskan
-What are you doing with that? -I'm locking it up in my safe-deposit closet with my other valuables.2yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Here's a tip. Put a pinch of sage in your boots and all day long, a spicy scent is your reward.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
And to conclude this Halloween newscast on a scary note... Remember, the Presidential primaries are only a few months away.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
- The Grapes of Wrath? I don't get it. - Here's the grapes, and here's the wrath!8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Look at you, standing there on your hind legs, like a couple of Rory Calhouns.8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Uh, we object to the term urine-soaked hellhole when you could have said peepee-soaked heckhole.5yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
He shouldn't have deceived me, but I'm just so relieved Lenny's okay.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge, I can’t wear a pink shirt to work, everybody wears white shirts. I’m not popular enough to be different.9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Come on, boy. We've earned this Saturday. Now let's make the most of it!1yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You know, a lot of things happened around here while you were gone. Great, Marge. I want to hear all about it, hehehe.4yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When I first heard about the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.5yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Never forget the orc that was dropkicked out of a window in Return of the King.3yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/gifs
Two men slaughters a cow in Johanneshov, Stockholm. 1912-1945 [1251x1280]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
Oh yes, but the telephone is so impersonal. I prefer the hands-on touch you only get with hired goons.2yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Babylonian clay tablet written in Akkadian, containing the oldest known cooking recipes. The tablet includes 25 recipes for stews, 21 meat stews and 4 vegetable stews. ca. 1750 BC. [1638x2458]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Boots worn by Gustav III of Sweden during his coronation. 1772 [3328x4992]8yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
This one’s for you, Kaiser Bill. Special delivery from Uncle Sam and all the boys in D Company. Yeah, Johnny, Harris, Brooklyn Bob, and Reggie. Yeah, even Reggie. He ain’t so stuck up once you get to know him...6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
How much do you want? A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. Good ones, not the leper one.3yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Pipe down, Sister! I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Coronation dress of Sophia Magdalena of Denmark, worn during the coronation of her husband, Gustav III of Sweden. 1772 [1000x812]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Hmm. Cable's out. Think I'll have a beer. Hmm, not a drop in the house. What do you know.2yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, your playing days are over, my friend. But you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications?! Oh, dear Lord!4yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Anatoly Golimbievsky, a heavily decorated veteran who lost both legs in WW2, is saluted by four young sailors on V-Day. Leningrad 1989 [1200x767]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/HistoryPorn
My name is Cookie Monster, I'm a gluttonous idiot and I smell bad!10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/bertstrips
Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock, and you screamed, I'm a hemophiliac and when he let you go you kicked him in the back?4yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Surprisingly, people are grabbing things with both hands, suggesting it's not just southpaws in this rampaging mob.10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Superintendent! I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?10yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Brass knuckles carried by Abraham Lincoln's bodyguards during his train ride through Baltimore. 1861 [5397x3955]7yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
Hello beautiful. No ring, I see. So you are only arranged to be married.6yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Astriðr had these stones raised in memory of Eysteinn, her husbandman, who attacked Jerusalem and met his end up in Greece. Runstone from Broby bro, 1020-1050. [810x1219]9yr ⋅ house_of_ghosts ⋅ r/ArtefactPorn
