MRW I post a photo – like, an actual photo – that shows Trump looking foolish, and a distant Midwestern relative comments to call it fake news7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A former coworker posted a succinct TL;DR of why I didn't march, and her sister replied. I didn't realize they were angry feminist Trolls like me.7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I think I'm being catcalled (by a strangely high-pitched voice) as I walk home, and look up and see a 1st grader on a school bus waving at me and telling me I'm pretty.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I learn President Obama turned Stonewall into the first National Monument commemorating LGBT Civil Rights. I'm going to miss him so.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my mom throws a faculty party and I recognize one of her coworkers as the teacher who encouraged my friend's bulimic behavior in middle school.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, after all the victim-blaming and denial of rape culture, the woman accusing Trump of teen rape cancels her press conference because of death threats8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize that Black Mirror is a reference to turned-off screens and I need to immediately tell everyone7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm in a public restroom, changing my pad, and someone knocks on the door8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, a week after being diagnosed with severe depression and PMDD (full force right now), I wake up before noon, shower, make myself a massive breakfast, and feel pretty okay for once!8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's been 24 hours since I found out, and, somehow, my best friend is still dead.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Guys! People used logic and realized that Steve Bannon's ex-wife might've dropped the abuse charges because she was afraid of retribution rather than because she was lying for attention/money!8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I went to the craft store and saw that my favorite yarn was on clearance. Ten minutes later, I'm home with 12 skeins I don't have a plan for.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a Facebook friend shared 7 statuses and pictures about her perfect, wonderful boyfriend yesterday, and today, I see they've broken up.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my best friend asks for advice on her contour, I say she needs blush because she looks dead, and she replies, good. My face matches my soul.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW commenters in a thread keep trying to tell women how they should or should not dress8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've loved prunes since I was a kid, but haven't had them in awhile. MRW I get some and eat half the bag in one go.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my counselor looks at my depression diagnostic test and says, yep, that's a really high score.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Take it from a girl born 12 years after M*A*S*H ended and admired you greatly, you did. RIP Father Mulcahy, the last casualty of 2016.7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My grandma was born in 1930 and likely won't live to 2020. She's a strong, intelligent, loving woman and women's libber who deserves to see our first Madame President. HIFW there's one week to prove how far we've come in her lifetime.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After 14 years, our beautiful Tippy passed away in her sleep just before Christmas. She was the first dog I ever loved, and her favorite things were a fire in the fireplace and cuddling with my dad. And all the food. I miss my headstrong, smart, independent girl.7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/beagle
MRW I drunkenly treat my guyfriend like a person and he assumes I like him sexually7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I've eaten basically nothing but rice krispies treats for the last week but my pants feel looser8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My best friend is my soulmate. We are, however, tragically heterosexual.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm super broke, out of all haircare and makeup, and worried that I won't be able to make it to payday, but the sainted clerk finds a bunch of coupons which take my total from $45 to $19.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I comment about being a *GASP* feminist and my inbox starts filling up with replies.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW a guy on Facebook says my (half-joking) comparison of Canadian PM Trudeau to a beautiful desert sunrise is creepy, when I've been called a thick blonde slut by catcallers, who wanted to fuck that big ass on the sidewalk within the last week.7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I manage to shatter my new phone's screen so badly I can see a circuit board7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my optometrist, after not double, but TRIPLE checking his work, tells me, it's not often I see a prescription like yours. There's a huge difference between each eye.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my parents are on their way for a surprise visit. I've got three hours to clean a room that would likely be a felony in some of the cleaner European nations.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Some makeup-shaming from my Facebook feed.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm about to eat an entire thing of cheese bread all by myself.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the gum falls out of my mouth, so I pick it up off my bedspread, pick a few bits of dog fur off, resume chewing, and realize how not classy I am.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I knock two weeks' worth of quick-dissolving ADHD meds into a sink full of warm water and there's no way in hell I'm able to refill early.7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm building a feminist playlist and I need suggestions! What are your best pussy power anthems?7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW something hits my arm and I suddenly learn there are bright red jumping spiders living somewhere on my porch.7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
In response to Trump's anger at the left for using facts against him, I give you Adlai Stevenson.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/EnoughTrumpSpam
MRW a guy calls the concept of toxic masculinity stupid and sexist despite obviously not understanding it at all.7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Krysten Ritter has me wondering if she's life goals or wife goals.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/LadyBoners
MRW I read comments about feminism on a front-page post and they get hostile.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I apply for a job at a tiny private pre-k, not expecting them to take an interest in me, and I get a call from the Director asking me to come in for an interview tomorrow. When did I eat all these butterflies?8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone insults my dog (see: babygirl) in public and I need to keep from going full psycho.8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find out my nickname for my dog is the same patronizing nickname the British gave a type of Nazi bomb during WWII8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, on the day of my best friend's brother's wake, her friend tells her she's a shitty friend for expecting empathy from him (because, unbeknownst to her, a friend of his passed several years ago and he never told her til tonight).8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This is Sam the JRT mix. She's six years old and acts just like she did at six months. Do JRTs ever mellow out?7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/jackrussellterrier
This song has been stuck in my head for weeks now. Mrs. Banks was one of us.7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Wanted in the attempted murder of my roommate's hamster: Samantha the JRT mix. Suspect is considered cute and dangerous.7yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/jackrussellterrier
Is this real life? Do Trumplestiltskins have no connection to reality?8yr ⋅ HotCrossBlonde ⋅ r/EnoughTrumpSpam
